After much mumbling and grumbling and a little research, I have finally come up with my own dreamcast for The Wizard of Oz. Reluctantly. And I still resent this round on general principle. GI Joe would've been so much cooler on so many levels. I feel like a little girl casting this film. My 10-year-old daughter just played a munchkin in a stage version of Oz last month, though, so I figured why the hell not?
Moving right along...
I don't submit this cast with any sort of big makeover or revamp in mind. Nor am I sticking to the book version versus the 1939 musical film version. I believe that most people enjoy the latter, so I see no reason to pull a "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" here (I liked the Gene Wilder Wonka better) and Burtonize it or del Toro it (as I've said, I loathe seeing fat goth kids flocking to Hot Topic and running this crap into the ground like they have with anything Burton's done since the early 90's.) I am picking this cast with the spirit of the 1939 film version in mind, plain and simple.
As such, a few of the actors/actresses I've chosen may seem a bit unconventional. That is because I wanted at least a few of them to have some broadway/stage/musical experience. Yes, people can learn to sing with the help of vocal coaches and the like, but you don't want to have to train a whole cast. So, without any further ado...
THE WIZARD OF OZ
Anneliese van der Pol as Dorothy Gale
Ms. van der Pol has experience on stage that spans back to her childhood. She is probably most well known as Chelsea from "That's So Raven". She is close to the same age as Judy Garland when the original
Wizard was made. Her stage credits include Eva Peron in
Evita, Laurey in
Oklahoma! and she is the last actress to perform as Belle in the final Broadway production of
Beauty and the Beast. I think she is one of a select few actresses who could truly do this role justice.
Louise Fletcher as Aunt Em
You may remember Ms. Fletcher as Nurce Ratched from
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. However, she's got a long, long list of roles in film and television under her belt. I consider her a natural as Aunt Em, given her age and looks and early experience in westerns (some of her first credits include appearances/roles on
Bat Masterson and
Wagon Train. Aunt Em is a small yet important and catalytical role in this story, and Fletcher could do a great job with it.
Ned Beatty as Uncle Henry/Emerald City Gatekeeper
This is a good role for one of the hardest working men in the film industry and one of it's better, consistent character actors. Though not as "big" of a dual role as the farmhands', it is still important as it is Dorothy's lament over Aunt Em that touches the Emerald City gatekeeper enough to allow her and her friends in to see the Wizard. At his age, he looks well enough like an Uncle Henry, so for all of these reasons I choose him.
Jason Lee as Hunk/Scarecrow
Jason Lee is one of my favorite comedic actors, and apparently a lot of other people's as well. As the lead character on
My Name is Earl, he's shown that he can play quite the idiot, and well, Scarecrow is lacking in the brains department. As for the physical requirements to play a Scarecrow, I don't find that to be a HUGE issue but before he was an actor, Lee was a pro skater. Most pro skaters can do the flop and go limp almost involuntarily, so I don't think there would be a problem with the more physical aspects of the character.
Mandy Patinkin as Hickory/The Tin Woodsman
Mandy Patinkin is absolutely one of the best and most well-rounded entertainers in all of showbusiness. He's got credits on film, stage and as a musician. Based on that undeniable fact, I feel there is no better choice to play the Tin Man. Patinkin can play the man with no heart and in the blink of an eye, he can play a man so full of emotion that he's bursting at the seams. He is P-E-R-F-E-C-T for this, no question.
John Goodman as Zeke/the Cowardly Lion
John Goodman is one of my personal favorites, just check the avatar. If he was playing the conventional lion in makeup and a fur suit, he's perfect. For a real lion/CGI, his voice just fits. He can mumble and grumble with the best of them (just watch
Big Lebowski or
O Brother Where Art Thou) and be as silent as a church mouse. Nobody can deny his comedic skills, and he can sing quite well to boot. I chose this particular picture because I think he looks kind of timid and cowardly in it, so it kind of sends the message across. Oh, to be king.
Julie Andrews OR Katherine Heigl as Glinda the Good Witch
If we're going with Glinda as she was in the '39 film, then Julie Andrews is at the right age and she is qualified above and beyond pretty much any other actress you could name. Once again, she is someone with credits on film and on stage with a voice that is instantly recognizable and she brings a sense of dignity and wholesomeness to every role she plays (with the exclusion her role in the film
SOB, though as I understand a lot of men were waiting for that one.) If a younger Glinda is on the menu, however, look no further than Katherine Heigl. She's hands down one of the most beautiful women anywhere and she has a soothing, down-to-earth presence. At least I think so.
Julia Roberts as Miss Gulch/The Wicked Witch of the West
This role would be an incredible career move for Roberts, who doesn't
have to play any particular role or type of role to validate her career. She's ranked as one of the most powerful women in the world. Why not have her play one of the most (if not THE most) powerful woman in Oz. Besides, she's never really had the chance to play a total ***** and honestly, I think that's a sad thing. With the right amount of prosthetics and makeup, I can hear her screaming "I'LL GET YOU DOROTHY GALE... AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!". I had originally chosen Tilda Swinton to play this role for various reasons, but the sheer star power of Julia Roberts combined with the high profile role of the Wicked Witch just sweetened the deal... and I'm by no means a big Julia Roberts fan.
Christopher Lloyd as Professor Marvel/The Wizard of Oz
I was going to go with Bill Murray first, then Michael McKean, but when I started thinking about all of the Wizard's eccentricities, it all came down to Lloyd. Great Scott! He'd be right at home playing the man behind the curtain.