Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard A Friend Say

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"I don't like that professor guy in the X-Men movies. He reminds me of the bald captain from Star Trek."
 

SeAcoW

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"Brug din hjerne. Du ved den der starter med j"


translation is not as fun but i can try.

"Use your brain. You know the one that start with h"
 

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This girl I used to hang round with, chronically stupid, very wealthy father. Upon me and some friends commenting on her freakish hands:

"Oh My God.......i like need a hand job or something."

Also, she didnt see why we were laughing for a while.........
 

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Me and my friend were walking out of our workplace, him with his big strides as usual. He swung the door open and almost walked right into an incredibly hot Swedish girl, shocking both of them. He however, voiced his surprise, by screaming 'BOLLOCKS!!' right in front of her face. She's kinda avoided him since then.

He also thrust his hips very sensually towards an old granny in the street, but that's another story.
 

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My friend talking about the "hot" teacher.

"If I asked for hot water, she'd just give me the hot, not the water."

There's more, but that's the most recent one.
 

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If I could find it, I'd post the convo between me, TGO, and his friend Mike where TGO accidently, talked about gay porn with his friends brothers', and included Johnny Depp in it.
 

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Planet-man said:
"Batman Begins sucked. Why don't they make a Batman movie where's he's like he was originally supposed to be, on the Adam West show?"

That's nowhere near THE dumbest, just the best one I can think of right now.


yeah, a stoner at my school said Begins sucked because it took a long time to see Batman, and the camera work sucked, and the villains sucked, and the story sucked, and it wasn't like the old batman movies at all.

I proceeded to smack her in front of the whole class...

In My Mind!
 

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icemastertron said:
If I could find it, I'd post the convo between me, TGO, and his friend Mike where TGO accidently, talked about gay porn with his friends brothers', and included Johnny Depp in it.

TOG - Hey I watched your brother's Blow.

MIke - Oh God.

Ice- Bwhahahahahaha

Tog - I mean the movie with Johnny Deep.

MIke - STOP!
 

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In 8th grade, there was this girl, who's actually not my friend, but in History class, we were labeling the U.S.A. map, and she said she ACTUALLY didn't know where Massachusetts was on the map.


About two weeks later, she was never seen again. (At the school, I mean.)




(I think she had hit on a teacher or something.)
 

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A friend of mine and I were hanging out at his house when he saw some bird in his front Yard. He threw some bird seed at them and told his dog Hershey, a chocolate lab mix, to "get the birds". The dog went running at the birds and they flew off.

Me: That was pretty ****ed up.
Him: What do you mean? I wanted Hershey get one of the birds.
Me: Yah, it's ****ed up to try and make your dog kill a bird.
Him: I didn't want him to kill the bird. I wanted him to bring the bird back in his mouth without damaging it.
Me: What makes you think that what he would have done if he had caught the bird?
Him: Because, that's what retreivers are trained to do.

His dog had never been trained as a hunting dog...He still doesn't understand why this is a stupid statement.
 

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MaxwellSmart said:
A friend of mine and I were hanging out at his house when he saw some bird in his front Yard. He threw some bird seed at them and told his dog Hershey, a chocolate lab mix, to "get the birds". The dog went running at the birds and they flew off.

Me: That was pretty ****ed up.
Him: What do you mean? I wanted Hershey get one of the birds.
Me: Yah, it's ****ed up to try and make your dog kill a bird.
Him: I didn't want him to kill the bird. I wanted him to bring the bird back in his mouth without damaging it.
Me: What makes you think that what he would have done if he had caught the bird?
Him: Because, that's what retreivers are trained to do.

His dog had never been trained as a hunting dog...He still doesn't understand why this is a stupid statement.

Did he think this was Duck Hunt or something? :lol:
 

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thee great one said:

TOG - Hey I watched your brother's Blow.

MIke - Oh God.

Ice- Bwhahahahahaha

Tog - I mean the movie with Johnny Deep.

MIke - STOP!
Only it was longer and more funnier.
 

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icemastertron said:
Only it was longer and more funnier.
I promised to stop *****ing about grammar but MORE FUNNIER.

Then again this is thread for saying stupid things which is I guess better than saying them in any old thread.
 
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Planet-man said:
"Batman Begins sucked. Why don't they make a Batman movie where's he's like he was originally supposed to be, on the Adam West show?"

That is unfair, nothing can possibly come close to the genius of that show.
 

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