Houde's Ultimate Baby Advice Thread

this is a SUPER personal question, so feel free to ignore it...or verbally slap me

Are artificial means of getting pregnant totally out of the question for you?

Yes. I'm missing certain bits needed to reproduce, due to a birth defect.
 
Those were the days...

Yeah, nothing beat being the center of a fight, and having all my issues laid out for the forum to see. -.-

Sooo, back to Houde's crotchspawn. If it's a girl, get her into ballet, if it's a boy get him a little lab coat and let him build a laboratory under your house.
 
Sooo, back to Houde's crotchspawn. If it's a girl, get her into ballet, if it's a boy get him a little lab coat and let him build a laboratory under your house.

It's going to be a boy, and Sexynurse agrees Crotchspawn is the best term we have heard for the baby in ever.

Your name is Alexis right? Maybe Alexander will work for a middle name....

Still trying to figure out the middle name, already know the first name. Shall I spoil it?

Oh, and I believe somehow, this baby is Venom Melendez's fault.
 
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It's going to be a boy, and Sexynurse agrees Crotchspawn is the best term we have heard for the baby in ever.

Your name is Alexis right? Maybe Alexander will work for a middle name....

Still trying to figure out the middle name, already know the first name. Shall I spoil it?

Oh, and I believe somehow, this baby is Venom Melendez's fault.


*Nods sagely* Alexander is a dine middle name.

And everything is VM's fault.

(also; very curious about the first name, and if you say Dexter, you and SexyNurse are my heroes)
 
Phineas Alexander Houdenstein
 
+1

The little chap would even be born with a perfect mustache.

A moustache mma fighter Ian McCall would be proud of.
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If it's a boy or girl, get them into kickboxing.


Also JTG got banned and I think b/c of Doc. I liked him. Doc, not so much.
 
A moustache mma fighter Ian McCall would be proud of.
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If it's a boy or girl, get them into kickboxing.


Also JTG got banned and I think b/c of Doc. I liked him. Doc, not so much.

That is an amazing mustache....


Yeah, but sadly, JTG has this uncanny ability to not play well with others. He may be my best friend, but even I can't deal with his **** sometimes.
 
Ultimate Houde said:
It's going to be a boy, and Sexynurse agrees Crotchspawn is the best term we have heard for the baby in ever.

Your name is Alexis right? Maybe Alexander will work for a middle name....

Still trying to figure out the middle name, already know the first name. Shall I spoil it?

Oh, and I believe somehow, this baby is Venom Melendez's fault.

........Would it help if I say I'm sorry?
 

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