Kratos and Link Deathmatch

Link vs. Kratos

  • Kratos (obviously)

    Votes: 7 33.3%
  • Link (what's wrong with you?)

    Votes: 11 52.4%
  • Undecided

    Votes: 3 14.3%

  • Total voters
    21

Gideon Stargrave

Well-Known Member
A question that plauges the mind of nintendo fanboys everywhere...who would win in a deathmatch, Link (from the Legend of Zelda series) or Kratos (from God of War).

I know for a fact that Kratos would just tear Link to pieces, however my friend seems to think that Link would win. The question here is what do YOU think?

(by the way...the Lung of my said friend recently collapsed and he is in the hospital. Which means that he's wrong.)
 

SSJmole

Face-Punching As Foreign Policy
Kratos

played some zelda game (not a fan except the cartoony game cube one :lol: ) played god of war also not a fan so i'm not been biased


from what i've seen Kratos has fought and beat more powerful foes than link. so there for Kratos = stronger
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
Link is the ****ing man.

Some pale-as-a-goth-kid, Playstation n00b is not gonna beat someone with as good of a track record as Link.
 

Gideon Stargrave

Well-Known Member
Link is the ****ing man.

Some pale-as-a-goth-kid, Playstation n00b is not gonna beat someone with as good of a track record as Link.

You don't know ANYTHING. Link is a little girly man who wears a skirt and has girly blonde hair and stuff.

Kratos is all man. He would totally kick the crap out of Link. Utilizing only his face as a weapon.
 

Grocer Man

Well-Known Member
I refuse to vote, because I've never played God of War (my mom's a prude) so I can't decide fairly.
 

Hibiki

Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
Kratos

played some zelda game (not a fan except the cartoony game cube one :lol: ) played god of war also not a fan so i'm not been biased


from what i've seen Kratos has fought and beat more powerful foes than link. so there for Kratos = stronger

See by LOZ standards, strength doesn't mean better because then Ganon would always win. It's courage *****es. Link wins by a hookshot victory. Cmon, he has way more gadgets and just cool stuff all around.
 

Iceshadow

Well-Known Member
Though I personally like Link better I think that Kratos is just more psychotic (i.e. more dangerous). Hookshot is nullified by Chaos Blades, and Kratos has more magic. Link would put up a good fight but Kratos walks away with the win.
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
I havent played God of War. And I havent voted.

But this just came into my head: That Kratos dude is very tall from what I've seen in magazines and online. Link is so smaller than him, couldn't link just stab him in the crotch with the Master Sword to weaken him? Then when Kratos falls, slice that sucka's throat open. :lol:
 

ProjectX2

Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
Tommy Vercetti bursts in and kills all of these ****ing pricks.
 

Zombipanda

My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
Kratos replaced Ares as the ****ING GOD OF WAR! He's a psychotic mother****er who kills just because he loves it more than anything else. He's spent his whole adult life training to be a goddamn psycho killer.

No doubt Kratos would win.
 

SSJmole

Face-Punching As Foreign Policy
See by LOZ standards, strength doesn't mean better because then Ganon would always win. It's courage *****es. Link wins by a hookshot victory. Cmon, he has way more gadgets and just cool stuff all around.



That is true

but

courage - Both have it

Strength - Kratos

Mind (as right battle attitude) - Kratos


So Kratos still wins
 

Gideon Stargrave

Well-Known Member
Kratos replaced Ares as the ****ING GOD OF WAR! He's a psychotic mother****er who kills just because he loves it more than anything else. He's spent his whole adult life training to be a goddamn psycho killer.

No doubt Kratos would win.

This statement represents every single intimate thought that I've ever had.

For serious.
 

Ultimate Houde

UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
While Kratos was having sex in his minigame to boost his health, Link did the following.

-Found a boomerang
-Used boomerang to get the bow
-Used bow to retrieve hookshot
-Used Hookshot to get flowers
-Gave Zelda flowers
-Did Zelda
-Twice
-After doing Zelda, twice, used her credit card to purchase bombs
-Attached bombs to arrows
-Blew up the ship Kratos was having sex on.
-The end (and probably did Zelda one more time)
 

Planet-man

Well-Known Member
While Kratos was having sex in his minigame to boost his health, Link did the following.

-Found a boomerang
-Used boomerang to get the bow
-Used bow to retrieve hookshot
-Used Hookshot to get flowers
-Gave Zelda flowers
-Did Zelda
-Twice
-After doing Zelda, twice, used her credit card to purchase bombs
-Attached bombs to arrows
-Blew up the ship Kratos was having sex on.
-The end (and probably did Zelda one more time)

lol b0n3r
 
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Hibiki

Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
That is true

but

courage - Both have it

Strength - Kratos

Mind (as right battle attitude) - Kratos


So Kratos still wins

How does one instill courage through pshychotic fits?
 

Hibiki

Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
While Kratos was having sex in his minigame to boost his health, Link did the following.

-Found a boomerang
-Used boomerang to get the bow
-Used bow to retrieve hookshot
-Used Hookshot to get flowers
-Gave Zelda flowers
-Did Zelda
-Twice
-After doing Zelda, twice, used her credit card to purchase bombs
-Attached bombs to arrows
-Blew up the ship Kratos was having sex on.
-The end (and probably did Zelda one more time)

Wow, talk about longevity. That's like ten hours of gameplay on links part. Or one really deprived kid playing that scene in GOW.
 
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