Joe Kalicki
Well-Known Member
Part One - Alien Spaceship Attack!
I was laying on my bed in Avengers Tower listening to the new White Stripes song when Iron Man came in. He turned off my radio using his Extremis powers and said “You look a little down. What’s wrong?”
“I don’t know if I belong with the Avengers,” I said.
“That’s ridiculous, Super Joe. You’re one of our most valued members.”
“Oh, I know I could fight evil pretty well, but I’m having troubles fitting in with the team. “
“How could you say that?”
“Well, Black Widow, Ms. Marvel and the Wasp have all asked me out and I don’t know which one to pick! And Sentry’s been avoiding me since I beat him in that arm wrestling contest.”
“Oh, Bob’ll get over it, you won fair and square. Now girl problems are something I know a thing or two about!”
Just then the Tower started to rumble and shake. “What’s going on?” Iron Man asked.
“It better not be Galactus coming back,” I said, “I told that no good cosmic crumb to stay away from Earth!”
I flew out of the Tower through the window in my room and Iron Man followed me. “We’re going to have to teach you how to use the door!” Iron Man said.
“Just take it out of my check, like the last one,” I said.
“This is starting to get expensive for you!”
“You can’t put a price tag on the fight against evil!” I said. Iron Man and I flew around Avengers Tower and saw a huge spaceship flying over New York. “I’m going to investigate,” I said, flying toward the spaceship.
“Wait for me!” Iron Man said, following me. A laser shot from the spaceship and hit Iron Man right in the chest. He started falling to the ground, but I caught him.
“You look like you’re in pretty bad shape,” I said.
“I’ll be okay, but I’m going to be out of commission for a little bit. Just put me down here.”
I put Iron Man down outside Avengers Tower and flew back toward the spaceship. No aliens were going to invade my city and shoot my friend and get away with it! I dodged a bunch more beams on my way to the ship but when I got to it I punched a hole in the side and flew inside. There were a bunch of aliens inside and I fought my way through them until I came to the bridge. The alien leader was there.
“You made good time,” the Alien Leader said. “I knew we could count on you.”
“What are you talking about?” I asked.
“We need you to come back to our planet and help us fight a war with our enemies.”
“Why would I help you after you shot my friend?”
“Because we’re the same race as you.” He could tell I was surprised by this and he laughed. “Didn’t you ever wonder where you came from before? Let me take you to your home planet.”
To be continued
I was laying on my bed in Avengers Tower listening to the new White Stripes song when Iron Man came in. He turned off my radio using his Extremis powers and said “You look a little down. What’s wrong?”
“I don’t know if I belong with the Avengers,” I said.
“That’s ridiculous, Super Joe. You’re one of our most valued members.”
“Oh, I know I could fight evil pretty well, but I’m having troubles fitting in with the team. “
“How could you say that?”
“Well, Black Widow, Ms. Marvel and the Wasp have all asked me out and I don’t know which one to pick! And Sentry’s been avoiding me since I beat him in that arm wrestling contest.”
“Oh, Bob’ll get over it, you won fair and square. Now girl problems are something I know a thing or two about!”
Just then the Tower started to rumble and shake. “What’s going on?” Iron Man asked.
“It better not be Galactus coming back,” I said, “I told that no good cosmic crumb to stay away from Earth!”
I flew out of the Tower through the window in my room and Iron Man followed me. “We’re going to have to teach you how to use the door!” Iron Man said.
“Just take it out of my check, like the last one,” I said.
“This is starting to get expensive for you!”
“You can’t put a price tag on the fight against evil!” I said. Iron Man and I flew around Avengers Tower and saw a huge spaceship flying over New York. “I’m going to investigate,” I said, flying toward the spaceship.
“Wait for me!” Iron Man said, following me. A laser shot from the spaceship and hit Iron Man right in the chest. He started falling to the ground, but I caught him.
“You look like you’re in pretty bad shape,” I said.
“I’ll be okay, but I’m going to be out of commission for a little bit. Just put me down here.”
I put Iron Man down outside Avengers Tower and flew back toward the spaceship. No aliens were going to invade my city and shoot my friend and get away with it! I dodged a bunch more beams on my way to the ship but when I got to it I punched a hole in the side and flew inside. There were a bunch of aliens inside and I fought my way through them until I came to the bridge. The alien leader was there.
“You made good time,” the Alien Leader said. “I knew we could count on you.”
“What are you talking about?” I asked.
“We need you to come back to our planet and help us fight a war with our enemies.”
“Why would I help you after you shot my friend?”
“Because we’re the same race as you.” He could tell I was surprised by this and he laughed. “Didn’t you ever wonder where you came from before? Let me take you to your home planet.”
To be continued
