Music is very important to white people. It truly is the soundtrack to their lives, meaning that white people are constantly thinking about what songs would be on the soundtrack for the biopic. The problem is that most of the music that white people like isn’t really dance-friendly.
Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.
I am offended good sir. I challenge you to a duel!
I'm old fashioned.
I hope to God Huey Lewis and the News is on that list though.
I read that first page and I have to say I barely fit any of those, does that mean I'm black?
If you follow these rules, you will find yourself invited to the mandatory post-game drinks at a local bar where you will be photographed many times.