Stuff White People Like

[Victor Von Doom]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......*inhales deeply*......WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Stuff White People Like


...and the best part, they KNOW it's true! They know it!




I'm gonna be rofl'ing for the rest of the day. :lol:

 

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#61 Bicycles

:lol:

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Music:

Music is very important to white people. It truly is the soundtrack to their lives, meaning that white people are constantly thinking about what songs would be on the soundtrack for the biopic. The problem is that most of the music that white people like isn’t really dance-friendly.

:lol:



Recycling:

Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.

:lol:

 

[Lynx]

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read.

Awesome, Doom. Just. . .awesome. :lol:

 

[ShaggyMarco]

Well, there goes my afternoon.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I am offended good sir. I challenge you to a duel!

 

[Lynx]

I just about lost it when it came up to "Japan".

Some of these aren't true for all white people (At least, not from this white person's experience), but some of them are so dead on, it's hilarious.

 

[Iceshadow]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I am offended good sir. I challenge you to a duel!

I decided not to read it, there was too many words.

I'm at work good sir, and have to pretend to be working.

And the first couple I didn't find funny.

Eh.

I'm old fashioned.

I ACCEPT!

I hope to God Huey Lewis and the News is on that list though.

 

[Random]

I read that first page and I have to say I barely fit any of those, does that mean I'm black?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I'm old fashioned.

I ACCEPT!

I say, I say, I say excellent. This is truly magnanimous news. I will see by Old Widow Delilah's willow tree at dawn.

You may choose the weapons.

I hope to God Huey Lewis and the News is on that list though.

I'm certain they are. Only you people could raise something like that to the levels of celebritydom as they have reached.

I read that first page and I have to say I barely fit any of those, does that mean I'm black?

No. It means you're in denial. Look deep within yourself. I'm sure you'll find that you love $11 panini sandwiches.

 

[Random]

No. It means you're in denial. Look deep within yourself. I'm sure you'll find that you love $11 panini sandwiches.

I actually don't.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Don't make me take my vote away from you. :neutral:










Cracka.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

That seems super long, but from what I read of it, it's quite well written and funny, if not wholly acurate. I will complete this at a later time.

 

[Random]

Don't make me take my vote away from you. :neutral:










Cracka.

I'm not saying it isn't accurate for white people, I'm just off. But for the sake of your vote, I'm a cracka, or Cracker as my people say

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I'm not saying it isn't accurate for white people, I'm just off. But for the sake of your vote, I'm a cracka, or Cracker as my people say

That's right....pander and corrupt yourself all for the sake of my vote.

Dance monkey!

 

[Random]

That's right....pander and corrupt yourself all for the sake of my vote.

Dance monkey!

As long as I don't have to dance with a guy, I have a no dudes policy


*dances*

 

[Joe Kalicki]

If you follow these rules, you will find yourself invited to the mandatory post-game drinks at a local bar where you will be photographed many times.

Ha! It's true, it's true! The white people they describe love taking pictures of everything all the time!

 

[Jaggyd]

-.-


I love Mos Def, I've been to Japan, and I have TWO , working on a third Art degree.


and I own many apple products


tho I still loathe Sarah Silverman.