The Cult Of Bass

Hellsbuttmonkey

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Seeing as there seems to be a religion forming around Bass, I thought we needed a thread for his followers to sit and watch the sky, awaiting the day he returns on wings of shimmering light, and brings about a new age of peace for UC.


*Stares at the sky*


*Stares harder*


*Gets a drink*


*Carries on staring*
 

Random

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moonmaster

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Gather 'round yon children and hear tale
Of our Lord Bass and his great works.
On the second day of the Feast of Helifous,
Lord Bass was gazing upon the stars
When he was struck by some divine knowledge
And beckoned for one of his Apostles.

"Thou shalt visit upon the townsfolk and
Deliver them thy word which I shall give you in haste.
Thou shalt listen intently and move swiftly,
Once there upon the Green Road to Centrusulaus.
Here is my word in full, listen to it:

"I have gazed on the great and many constellations
And reviewed my Library and it is quite apparent
That a wicked malevolance has gone by unnoticed
For many, many months!
His presence has been felt in the back grounds of all of our lives!
He twists the world to his whims
And fools the weak minded.
He is mischeivious and must be feared.
Thus is my Manifesto and thus is thy message.
Carry it with you and be gone!"

The people of the city heard the Lord's Manifesto
And obeyed his solemn words.
The Moon carried out it's cycle many times
And in due time the Lord Bass's prophecies became true.
The Lord of Mischeif of which he spoke was exposed
And punished duely.

Amen.
 

Random

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Gather 'round yon children and hear tale
Of our Lord Bass and his great works.
On the second day of the Feast of Helifous,
Lord Bass was gazing upon the stars
When he was struck by some divine knowledge
And beckoned for one of his Apostles.

"Thou shalt visit upon the townsfolk and
Deliver them thy word which I shall give you in haste.
Thou shalt listen intently and move swiftly,
Once there upon the Green Road to Centrusulaus.
Here is my word in full, listen to it:

"I have gazed on the great and many constellations
And reviewed my Library and it is quite apparent
That a wicked malevolance has gone by unnoticed
For many, many months!
His presence has been felt in the back grounds of all of our lives!
He twists the world to his whims
And fools the weak minded.
He is mischeivious and must be feared.
Thus is my Manifesto and thus is thy message.
Carry it with you and be gone!"

The people of the city heard the Lord's Manifesto
And obeyed his solemn words.
The Moon carried out it's cycle many times
And in due time the Lord Bass's prophecies became true.
The Lord of Mischeif of which he spoke was exposed
And punished duely.

Amen.
The Word of Bass according to the Moonmaster
* hefts a rock *

*screams and ducks*
 

moonmaster

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Moony is powerless without his master, who by the way

IS. NOT. COMING. BACK.

Get over it everyone, it stopped being funny a long time ago.
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And you're being really ****ing annoying right now, Planet-Man.

I hope Bass smites your *** when he comes back.
 

moonmaster

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And I swear to Bass, if Planet-Man turns this into some sort of Anti-Bass thread, I'm getting the cross and the lighter fluid and heading to Canada.
 

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