The Internet Messiah Thread

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

I'm going to bury you alive!

*Waves in front of Moles' face*

Haha, you can't see me....

*steals his cake*

 

[SSJmole]

*Waves in front of Moles' face*

Haha, you can't see me....

*steals his cake*

my cake.

and we are not blind , we just pretend to blind so people lower the defences in or presence ......... :shock: I've said to much!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

You forgot this guy.

You didn't fool me Doom

HAHA

And Mole, if TGO doesn't want to sleep with you, that's pretty bad, the kid would sleep with Tubgirl for Christ sake

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

my cake.

and we are not blind , we just pretend to blind so people lower the defences in or presence ......... :shock: I've said to much!

*Uses a pencil to poke out Moles' eyes*

Now you are bloody blind.

Ha. White stick boy.

 

[SSJmole]

*Uses a pencil to poke out Moles' eyes*

Now you are bloody blind.

Ha. White stick boy.

I can always get laser surgery.

*kicks Hellsbuttmonkey in the nuts with steel toe capped boots*

try getting surgery to fix them.

 

[thee great one]

I can always get laser surgery.

*kicks Hellsbuttmonkey in the nuts with steel toe capped boots*

try getting surgery to fix them.

Or me. I have the magic touch.

 

[SSJmole]

Or me. I have the magic touch.

Hellsbuttmonkey don't let him near your balls.

 

[thee great one]

Hellsbuttmonkey don't let him near your balls.

Remember what I said about Mole's and trust.

 

[moonmaster]

It just occured to me that thre are several people or entities that say they are the Internet Messiah. I thought I'd make a list of them.

In No Particular Order:
Chuck Norris
Christopher Walken
Bass
Grant Morrison
Warren Ellis
NEXTWAVE
Toph (from Avatar)
Jesus (you know, on Christian sites)
Buddha (similar reasons to Jesus)
Batman
Wolverine (alright, I admit I haven't confirmed this one, but you know someone does)


Please note that the thread is taking no sides in the debate, it's just listing them. I apoligize ahead of time to those who accuse me of blasphemy.

I also consider them candiates if they have Chuck Norris jokes made about them.

AHEM!

*points at subnic*

You forgot this guy.

I didn't click it either.

I'm too smart for you, Doom.

Accept it.

Welcome to the club. Nothing that active should be blind...

I think it was the "activity" that led to the blindness.

 

[ProjectX2]

I can't believe how many of you didn't even look at the name of Doom's link. Obviously you will never be Internet Messiahs.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I love this thread.


Except for the back-and-forth Mole posts.

 

[moonmaster]

I love this thread.


Except for the back-and-forth Mole posts.

You just love it because you got a chance to Rick Roll a couple more suckas.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

This is true.

I should POTD just for tricking them.





But for the record....you have Doom's word that he will not Rick Roll anyone anymore.

 

[thee great one]

I take that with a grain of salt.

 

[Iceshadow]

I take that with a grain of salt.

Indeed, he tried to Rick Roll me on Myspace.

But I didn't fall for it...yet.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Indeed, he tried to Rick Roll me on Myspace.

But I didn't fall for it...yet.

Iceshadow, you should become my friend on myspace!

Click on my sig!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

No. Click my link on the first page.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

He's lying to you, click on my sig

It's really my myspace page

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Trust Doom.

Would he lie to you for the mere purpose if his entertainment?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Trust Houde

Or else I'll construct this super virus and kill your hometown with it

Click my damn link *****