The Internet Messiah Thread

[Grocer Man]

It just occured to me that thre are several people or entities that say they are the Internet Messiah. I thought I'd make a list of them.

In No Particular Order:
Chuck Norris
Christopher Walken
Bass
Grant Morrison
Warren Ellis
NEXTWAVE
Toph (from Avatar)
Jesus (you know, on Christian sites)
Buddha (similar reasons to Jesus)
Batman
Wolverine (alright, I admit I haven't confirmed this one, but you know someone does)
Rick Roll (he's a messiah to somebody)


Please note that the thread is taking no sides in the debate, it's just listing them. I apoligize ahead of time to those who accuse me of blasphemy.

I also consider them candiates if they have Chuck Norris jokes made about them.

 

[Void.M]

what bout me?


I keep hearing from you guys that i have followers

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

I keep hearing from you guys that i have followers

Those are cockroaches.


I vote Bass as our one true lord and saviour.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

You forgot this guy.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

You forgot this guy.

I am going to hurt you.
*ties Doom up and opens the door*

Now Doom, I have a special treat for you. Ultimate Iron Man, read by Orson Scott Card himself, followed by the Ultimate Clone Saga read by Bendis. Followed by an anal probe with a cactus.

 

[Grocer Man]

You forgot this guy.

OK!









But, UC Trinity loses their spot on the list if I put it up.

 

[bluebeast]

You forgot this guy.

What the heck man? That was terrible.

 

[Void.M]

You forgot this guy.

Jesus christ
man

my soul is in pain

 

[TwilightEL]

You forgot this guy.

What the **** was that?!

 

[marvelman]

You forgot this guy.

BASTARD!

...:lol:

well played.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

YOU'VE JUST BEEN RICK ROLL'D! :lol:

 

[Iceshadow]

You forgot this guy.

SON OF A *****!

I should have read the rest of the posts before I clicked that.

 

[thee great one]

You forgot this guy.

GAWD ****IN DAMN IT DOOM!!!!




Doom's a dick.


I have been played again.







I should be on this list.

 

[SSJmole]

I should be on this list.

You've been on MY list for a long time.

 

[thee great one]

You've been on MY list for a long time.

Is this some kind of sex reference?


If it is than get the **** away from me.



If it isn't.

I would still like you do the same.

You smell like wet mole.

 

[SSJmole]

Is this some kind of sex reference?

:lol: No simpsons reference , When Apu is trying to getting back together with his wife and Homer makes him give him a piggy back Apu says something like "that's not on the list" Homer replies "It's been on MY list for a long time" :lol:

 

[thee great one]

I don't trust moles.

 

[SSJmole]

I don't trust moles.

YOU RACIST BASTARD!

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

I don't trust moles.

Welcome to the club. Nothing that active should be blind...

 

[SSJmole]

Welcome to the club. Nothing that active should be blind...

I'm going to bury you alive!