The Japanese Will Doom Us All

[Victor Von Doom]

When will mankind learn?!?!? Why do we tempt fate?!?!? Has Hollywood taught us nothing!?!?!


How to start Judgment Day:

Step 1

Step 2

 

[Gemini]

I have to wonder why more people don't get into the fall-out shelter business, especially those living in the bible belt.

It's guarenteed profit, everytime anything happens it's the end of the world

THEY BUILT A GIANT ROBOT STATUE
THE WORLDS ODOMETER IS ROLLING OVER TO 2000
PEOPLE ARE GETTING RFID'S
THERE'S A NEW FAD
SOMEONE IS BRINGING SEXY BACK
THERE IS A CHILD IN A WEATHER BALLOON
*INSERT FARM ANIMAL* FLU
TIGER WOODS DROVE INTO A FIRE HYDRANT
THE DEMOCRATS WIN AN ELECTION
THE REPUBLICANS "WIN" AN ELECTION
THAT A-RAB LOOKED AT ME FUNNY
ABITRARY APPEARENCE OF THE NUMBER 6 THREE TIMES

I'm surprised we're not all living 80 miles underground

 

[Iceshadow]

They're actually taking the Gundam down, but then they're putting up a Gigantor somewhere else.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I'm surprised we're not all living 80 miles underground

If life underground is anything like Brendan Fraser's 50's-tastic Blast From the Past with hot Dr. Peppers and astroturf lawns?

Count me in.

 

[Gemini]

If life underground is anything like Brendan Fraser's 50's-tastic Blast From the Past with hot Dr. Peppers and astroturf lawns?

Count me in.

You make a disturbing amount of sense sometimes, you know this yes?

 

[Iceshadow]

If life underground is anything like Brendan Fraser's 50's-tastic Blast From the Past with hot Dr. Peppers and astroturf lawns?

Count me in.

Far out!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Sometimes....I scare myself.

 

[Iceshadow]

This will probably scare you too. Make sure to watch with the lights on.
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[Ultimate Houde]

SCIENCE!

Actually, I'm working with the people who plan to combat these giant robots with genetically enhanced monster veggies.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

SCIENCE!

Actually, I'm working with the people who plan to combat these giant robots with genetically enhanced monster veggies.

Giant carrot FTW!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

The cannibal pumpkins are finally showing progress.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Secretly....


I wants a giant Gundam and cannibal pumpkin.

 

[Iceshadow]

How are the killer tomatoes doing?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Prone to attacking.

 

[DIrishB]

True, but they make a wonderfully zesty pizza sauce.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

It fights you, even inside of you.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Hooray for science!

And indigestion.

 

[McCheese]

I want a Gundam. With all the money we spend on the military why are we so far behind the Japanese in Gundam technology!?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

We are fighting a war in 2 different countries! On top of watching other future enemies! We are a global force protecting your freedom.



Money is a lil tight right now.


What are Japanese using their money on? Marrying video game characters and squid on a stick vending machines.

 

[McCheese]

You know what would help us win a war in 2 countries? A ****ING GUNDAM!

Here, let Toonami explain.
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Note: Apparently Barney Stinson got his start at Toonami.