The Meat Thread

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Ah, tastes so good.

Hey I got something to preserve that if you want. I'm not sure if it effects the taste though.
 
Best burgers come from non-fast food places...

I like my burgers thick and juicy and beefy.

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Not that I'm gonna say no if i'm low on cash and I end up at a McDonalds.

There were several gay jokes in there as well, weren't there?

Actually, I change my mind.


This is my favorite meat dish:


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ALF!!

The only burger I can stand to eat is one from Fuddrucker's.

I hate beef. Maybe if I could get a truly lean cut it would be good, but no one seems to be able to do that.

GAY!

I love fish. It tastes better than beef and is better for you. And you don't have to worry about getting gristle when you bite into it - that's enough for me.

GAYER!

I do not like fish. The texture, the taste, blech... Whoever thought it was a good idea to eat something that smells so ****ing disgusting?

Your dad. Your mom was very supportive of the idea. Blecchhhh.

I am willing to try any dead animal after properly being processed and cooked. Seriously.

I will try rats, cats, dogs, koalas, kangaroos... anything. Doesn't mean I'll like them all, but I'll give them all a chance.

Rats? Cats? Dogs? Wow...that stereotype about you Asians really is true.

Meat is the greatest thing ever invented! Seriously. I love meat in all its incarnations.

So far I've had the pleasure of sampling the following meats:
  • Beef
  • Chicken
  • Cat
  • Dog
  • Ostrich
  • Peacock
  • Alligator
  • Snake
  • Iguana
  • Fish
  • Gila Monster
  • Frog
  • Rabbit
  • Squirrel
  • Chipmunk
  • Racoon
  • Possum
  • Skunk
  • Beer
  • Deer
  • Badger
  • Kangaroo
  • Shark
  • Stingray
  • Lion
  • Tasmanian Devil


I :heart: meat.

Thats just sick you took the time to list that. And what the hell is "beer" meat? Is that what you call it when you have a few too many pitchers and end up waking up in a foxhole spooning with one of your buddies, pants around your ankles?

But I thought you, of all people, don't eat... Oh, never mind. Too easy.

:lol:
 
Meat is the greatest thing ever invented! Seriously. I love meat in all its incarnations.

So far I've had the pleasure of sampling the following meats:
  • Beef
  • Chicken
  • Cat
  • Dog
  • Ostrich
  • Peacock
  • Alligator
  • Snake
  • Iguana
  • Fish
  • Gila Monster
  • Frog
  • Rabbit
  • Squirrel
  • Chipmunk
  • Racoon
  • Possum
  • Skunk
  • Beer
  • Deer
  • Badger
  • Kangaroo
  • Shark
  • Stingray
  • Lion
  • Tasmanian Devil


I :heart: meat.
The fact that you left hobo off of that list is just dishonest.
Hey I got something to preserve that if you want. I'm not sure if it effects the taste though.
B-but that's the best part!
But I thought you, of all people, don't eat... Oh, never mind. Too easy.
:lol:
Alf had impeccable taste. A true culinary genius.
I love how he has beef listed instead of cow
Hey, he doesn't like to personalize things.
 
Funny, i took my inspiration from American culture. Namely, Demolition Man.
Demolition Man has nothing to do with American culture. And who the hell knows that movie well enough to take inspiration from it?
i think VVD ment bear not beer
Ya think? Really? I was just about to go beer hunting too. Oh well, I guess I'll have to forget my dreams of killing a beer and feasting on it's succulent meat.
 
Demolition Man has nothing to do with American culture. And who the hell knows that movie well enough to take inspiration from it?
Ya think? Really? I was just about to go beer hunting too. Oh well, I guess I'll have to forget my dreams of killing a beer and feasting on it's succulent meat.

You seem tense why don't you have a bear?
 
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