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I clearly don't understand the game.
 
E said:
I clearly don't understand the game.
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Ok. You roll the dice and move that number of spaces. If you land on a ladder, you climb it and draw an Uno card, if you land on a chute you slide all the way down to Jail. If you end up in jail you spin the spinner and must place whichever appendage you land on onto that colored dot, and while holding that pose you must remove a Jenga block from the tower with your toes. If you land on Boardwalk and it's owned by someone else they get all your fake money. When you sink your opponent's battleship you must be sure to escape the mouse trap or you automatically lose. By the end of the game you must figure out which weirdly named character committed murder in the study and with which object.

And that's how you play the game.
 
I just took a card.

"Do not pass go. Do not collect $200."

I'm doing something wrong.
 
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Do I need a horse? Am I supposed to have a horse already?
 
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