The Return of Random… with a BIG surprise!

Random

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That’s right people I have returned from the darkest depths of the real world. I know this site must have been lost without my presence and only have 12,020 posts to show for yourselves, shame on you. So Random, what have you been up to during your self imposed exile? Well me, I’ve finished another year of college (passing), redesigned my site, I’ve got an internship in Philly for the summer, I’ve written a script to an animated movie, became a published author, went on my first date in what feels like decades, and started animation for UC2. But onto my big surprise.


The truth is I haven’t really left Ultimate Central. See I was so disappointed with TGO’s act of dickery I felt a prank on the site that promoted this was necessary. Leading you all to believe that I left for 3 months, I instead enlisted the help of a member who hadn’t been on in a long time. I asked for permission to used his account and act like him until one of us got tired of it. And that person was ssjmole. That’s right for the past 3 months I have been posting as mole. I felt I did a very accurate portrayal of his post. From talking about Lego themed video games to suggesting Triple H as Thor, it was in truth, I. I even actually made a “Life of Mole” issue. I’m surprised no one even suspected it, I mean really mole returns THE DAY AFTER I leave? I was worried I went for it too soon and people would be asking questions and raising doubts. I know I did a good impression but damn. Not one person? After all the suspicions going on in those few days, not one member thought “Hey, wait a minute”. Is it this easy to fool all of you supposed “educated” people? I get the Canadians not getting it, but still. I have to say I am shocked I was able to put on this charade for so long. Actually this is all a load of bull, mole returning was just a coincidence that I’m surprised no one even suspected it would have been foul play.





But now for the grandest news of the year, something that will be a land mark in history. I invite you all to watch this:




[youtube]v/ayq-1rD0PoM[/youtube]​






THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S MOTHER ****ING RIGHT *****ES!!!!



I have done the impossible and finally put the damn cartoon on dvd, you may all now bow down and worship me, not as the greatest member, But as the ULTIMATE member!




BOOYA!!! MOTHA ****AS, BOOYA!!!




Now give me money damn it!!!!


www.randomfilmsonline.com
 
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ProjectX2

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The truth is I haven’t really left Ultimate Central. See I was so disappointed with TGO’s act of dickery I felt a prank on the site that promoted this was necessary. Leading you all to believe that I left for 3 months, I instead enlisted the help of a member who hadn’t been on in a long time. I asked for permission to used his account and act like him until one of us got tired of it. And that person was ssjmole. That’s right for the past 3 months I have been posting as mole. I felt I did a very accurate portrayal of his post. From talking about Lego themed video games to suggesting Triple H as Thor, it was in truth, I. I even actually made a “Life of Mole” issue. I’m surprised no one even suspected it, I mean really mole returns THE DAY AFTER I leave? I was worried I went for it too soon and people would be asking questions and raising doubts. I know I did a good impression but damn. Not one person? After all the suspicions going on in those few days, not one member thought “Hey, wait a minute”. Is it this easy to fool all of you supposed “educated” people? I get the Canadians not getting it, but still. I have to say I am shocked I was able to put on this charade for so long. Actually this is all a load of bull, mole returning was just a coincidence that I’m surprised no one even suspected it would have been foul play.

I have a feeling you took 3 months off just to come up with that.
 

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RANDOM!!!!

This explains why Skotti and Ice agreed with Mole in two recorded instances, but I didn't even realize the timing of y'all departure/return honestly.

Awesome DVD BTW, also I should con you into writing another Fanfic arc.
 

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dude that is awesome.

i even checked up on you at one point on AIM and you lied straight to my face.

well done.

you definitely had ME fooled.

and you did a damn good impersonation of mole.

you even pissed me off a couple times!

good show!
 

Random

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I have a feeling you took 3 months off just to come up with that.
I had to do a lot of research and fact check, I felt it paid off
RANDOM!!!!
iceshadow!!!! ....?
This explains why Skotti and Ice agreed with Mole in two recorded instances, but I didn't even realize the timing of y'all departure/return honestly.
My god they did? These truly are the end times
Awesome DVD BTW, also I should con you into writing another Fanfic arc.
Hey... I was conned!
I will get the DVD next week when I get paid.
Money, money, money, money, money. Money!

dude that is awesome.

i even checked up on you at one point on AIM and you lied straight to my face.

well done.
It's a gift
you definitely had ME fooled.

and you did a damn good impersonation of mole.

you even pissed me off a couple times!

good show!

The trick is to say the opposite of everything logical
 
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marvelman

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The trick is to say the opposite of everything logical

its true.

in retrospect, you were WAY too traditionally funny (see the YES MASTER picture in the avengers movie thread), and there wasnt enough misspellings- Mole's trademark.

But still a damn fine performance... you even posted first for most of the dreamcasts.

*applauds*
 
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ProjectX2

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Wait... is marvelman serious?
 

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Wait... is marvelman serious?

To think that he is...and that he thinks he is too kewl to listen to a Coldplay CD...is ****ing hilarious to me.

I'm lolling.
 

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The truth is I haven’t really left Ultimate Central. See I was so disappointed with TGO’s act of dickery I felt a prank on the site that promoted this was necessary. Leading you all to believe that I left for 3 months, I instead enlisted the help of a member who hadn’t been on in a long time. I asked for permission to used his account and act like him until one of us got tired of it. And that person was ssjmole. That’s right for the past 3 months I have been posting as mole. I felt I did a very accurate portrayal of his post. From talking about Lego themed video games to suggesting Triple H as Thor, it was in truth, I. I even actually made a “Life of Mole” issue. I’m surprised no one even suspected it, I mean really mole returns THE DAY AFTER I leave? I was worried I went for it too soon and people would be asking questions and raising doubts. I know I did a good impression but damn. Not one person? After all the suspicions going on in those few days, not one member thought “Hey, wait a minute”. Is it this easy to fool all of you supposed “educated” people? I get the Canadians not getting it, but still. I have to say I am shocked I was able to put on this charade for so long.

Well I thought Mole made far too much sense lately.

Actually this is all a load of bull, mole returning was just a coincidence that I’m surprised no one even suspected it would have been foul play.

Aw ****. Now I complemented Mole. God damnit Random.

Welcome back Random. I'll be ordering the DVD the next time I have my Wallet at the computer. I'm far too lazy to go upstairs and get it.
 

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woaaaahhhh

totally missed that last sentence in that paragraph. hrmmm...

...Mole, i apologize. congratulations on learning how to spell.


and also, me being too "kewl" for coldplay is a joke. though X&Y sucked balls.
 

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Zombipanda

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I didn't even notice you were gone.

By that, I mean you were living in my heart all that time.

But mostly, I just forgot you weren't around.
 

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