Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
That's right people I have returned from the darkest depths of the real world. I know this site must have been lost without my presence and only have 12,020 posts to show for yourselves, shame on you. So Random, what have you been up to during your self imposed exile? Well me, I've finished another year of college (passing), redesigned my site, I've got an internship in Philly for the summer, I've written a script to an animated movie, became a published author, went on my first date in what feels like decades, and started animation for UC2. But onto my big surprise.
The truth is I haven't really left Ultimate Central. See I was so disappointed with TGO's act of dickery I felt a prank on the site that promoted this was necessary. Leading you all to believe that I left for 3 months, I instead enlisted the help of a member who hadn't been on in a long time. I asked for permission to used his account and act like him until one of us got tired of it. And that person was ssjmole. That's right for the past 3 months I have been posting as mole. I felt I did a very accurate portrayal of his post. From talking about Lego themed video games to suggesting Triple H as Thor, it was in truth, I. I even actually made a "Life of Mole" issue. I'm surprised no one even suspected it, I mean really mole returns THE DAY AFTER I leave? I was worried I went for it too soon and people would be asking questions and raising doubts. I know I did a good impression but damn. Not one person? After all the suspicions going on in those few days, not one member thought "Hey, wait a minute". Is it this easy to fool all of you supposed "educated" people? I get the Canadians not getting it, but still. I have to say I am shocked I was able to put on this charade for so long. Actually this is all a load of bull, mole returning was just a coincidence that I'm surprised no one even suspected it would have been foul play.
But now for the grandest news of the year, something that will be a land mark in history. I invite you all to watch this:
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S MOTHER ****ING RIGHT *****ES!!!!
I have done the impossible and finally put the damn cartoon on dvd, you may all now bow down and worship me, not as the greatest member, But as the ULTIMATE member!
BOOYA!!! MOTHA ****AS, BOOYA!!!
Now give me money damn it!!!!
www.randomfilmsonline.com
The truth is I haven't really left Ultimate Central. See I was so disappointed with TGO's act of dickery I felt a prank on the site that promoted this was necessary. Leading you all to believe that I left for 3 months, I instead enlisted the help of a member who hadn't been on in a long time. I asked for permission to used his account and act like him until one of us got tired of it. And that person was ssjmole. That's right for the past 3 months I have been posting as mole. I felt I did a very accurate portrayal of his post. From talking about Lego themed video games to suggesting Triple H as Thor, it was in truth, I. I even actually made a "Life of Mole" issue. I'm surprised no one even suspected it, I mean really mole returns THE DAY AFTER I leave? I was worried I went for it too soon and people would be asking questions and raising doubts. I know I did a good impression but damn. Not one person? After all the suspicions going on in those few days, not one member thought "Hey, wait a minute". Is it this easy to fool all of you supposed "educated" people? I get the Canadians not getting it, but still. I have to say I am shocked I was able to put on this charade for so long. Actually this is all a load of bull, mole returning was just a coincidence that I'm surprised no one even suspected it would have been foul play.
But now for the grandest news of the year, something that will be a land mark in history. I invite you all to watch this:
[youtube]v/ayq-1rD0PoM[/youtube]
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S MOTHER ****ING RIGHT *****ES!!!!
I have done the impossible and finally put the damn cartoon on dvd, you may all now bow down and worship me, not as the greatest member, But as the ULTIMATE member!
BOOYA!!! MOTHA ****AS, BOOYA!!!
Now give me money damn it!!!!
www.randomfilmsonline.com
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