The Social Thread: Houde Ain't Gettin' Some Tonight

[the watcher]

Ok, I figure it's past time I started one of these. We spring finally hit Chicago. It's 82 and the sun is shining!

oh, and with the title... I thought about adding "or any night", but I thought it might be to cruel. (evil laugh :twisted:: cause you know it's true.)

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Re: The Social Thread: Houde ain't getten' some tonight.

4 nights out of the week, Watcher is correct.

That's right, I've been in a relationship for so long, I know when I'm getting some.

And for naming a thread after me, time for some old fashion goodness.

Remember this?

And now something new.

PLANTAR NIPPLE HAIR!

 

[E]

Misspelling in thread titles irk me to no end. Let the record show I cleaned it up as best I could.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Just make it the proper, "Houde Isn't Getting Any Tonight."

 

[the watcher]

Misspelling in thread titles irk me to no end. Let the record show I cleaned it up as best I could.

Not misspelled, on purpose. I was take a crack at myself. I've been trying to improve myself lately. Lighten up and all.

 

[E]

Lighten up and all.

:neutral:

 

[Planet-man]

Saddest social thread on the internet right here.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Saddest social thread on the internet right here.

You saw the Herpes nipple? It's a serious condition, don't make fun.

 

[E]

Saddest social thread on the internet right here.

SRSLY

I'm about to close it and and give someone else a shot at starting one.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

So, in order to save Watcher some clout, what little he may have left.....

I recently started taking MMA classes and starting MOnday is when I officially join a 'dojo.' I will be a learned craftsman of the fist and foot. They teach BJJ, Judo and Kickboxing. I'm pretty excited considering later in the year, my work will be taking requests for their year long Peace Officer Certification classes. It's a ***** of a process to get into and being in (better) shape is one of them.

In gaming news, I have upped my Modern Warfare 2 completion status from 35% to 84%. Veteran Difficulty was a *****, but it gave me a good amount of trophies. Now I'm deciding whether to work on my Red Dead trophies (at 13%) or God of War 3 trophies (47%?). I'm one trophy away from platinum on my Naruto game but getting titles is a burden and at least 4 of those titles require 10, 15, 25, 40 and 50 online wins. Blech! *le sigh* The Sony hate is beginning to set in.

 

[E]

Guys, I got a bag of potato chips today and I dumped them out onto my plate, and there was a kind of thud. I looked and there was a hunk of potato with a few chips, and all of the chips were completely flaccid and floppy. It was weird. I exchanged them for another bag, which was fine.





Yeah, this thread sucks.

 

[the watcher]

Saddest social thread on the internet right here.

SRSLY

I'm about to close it and and give someone else a shot at starting one.

Yeah, this thread sucks.

You know you can't blame me for this thread sucking. Yes I started it but, you guys are talking about all the lame things in your life right now or just complaining about me. I bet if Doom came back and told a fantastic story of how his life has been going since he was last here. Or if Joe came in with another story of how life is just screwing him with his sucky jobs or the insane women he hooks up with, you'd love this thread. So stop dumping on me and focus the good things in your life. Or the things that suck that you think the rest of us might be able to help you with.

 

[Ice]

I got a cut on my finger and hit my toe against a wall.

Totally hurts and sucks.

 

[ProjectX2]

I almost killed a guy today.

 

[the watcher]

I almost killed a guy today.

Was It loeb?? Cause we'll understand...

 

[the watcher]

You gotta love Fox News... Only they would consider the finding bin Ladin's private Pornography stash news worthy.

 

[Random]

You gotta love Fox News... Only they would consider the finding bin Ladin's private Pornography stash news worthy.

Depends, what was he into?

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Depends, what was he into?

Lexi Belle...

 

[E]

You gotta love Fox News... Only they would consider the finding bin Ladin's private Pornography stash news worthy.

Are you kidding me? A Muslim extremist - devout by defintion - has a massive **** stash and you don't think that's news worthy?!

 

[ProjectX2]

I hope it's something really twisted involving Sesame Street and bulldozers.