The Weird News thread

SSJmole said:
A chemistry student has been found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, reports have said.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091209/tod-exploding-chewing-gum-blows-off-stud-870a197.html


Gum the "jawbreaker" of today!


I know i know "booo hiss bad pun" :lol:
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Planet-man said:
If that is a murder and they didn't leave a joker card behind, it's the biggest waste of a murder I've heard in a while.
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You're both sick.
 
A woman with a birth defect that left her without a vagina still got pregnant after she was stabbed shortly following oral sex with her partner. Doctors say the bittersweet story shows the incredible survival of sperm.
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Directed by Steven Soderbergh.
 
Okay, not to fuel the boring old "crazy Canadians" fire, but these are too insane not to mention:

A prominent colonel in the Canadian Military has just been outed as a serial killer.

Two official murders so far, plus break-in-sexual-assaults, but they're looking back at other unsolved murders from various places he's stayed over the years. He's not even just some army guy. He's a main player who's overseen all sorts of activity in the war right now and has been on the news a bunch of times. His wife is also one of the top executives for the Heart and Stroke Foundation(one of our biggest and most famous national charities). It's crazy.

Also, a couple years old and unrelated, but hilarious - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_l'immortelle
 
Random said:
I wonder what happens when he meet the woman who's picture is on the pillow
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that would be her

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ProjectX2 said:
"I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby."
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Oh God. WHERE THE **** IS MY BRAIN BLEACH!?

Confused, Pearl talked to a friend, who told her about an article she'd read on Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA), which occurs when close relatives meet as adults and are attracted to each other.
'I could now understand my feelings and realise they weren't wrong,' Pearl says.
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'I was thrilled and excited,' Phil says. 'I could be with Pearl and it was OK because she'd never raised me or been in my life.'
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Umm, GSA is an explanation for what they feel, not an excuse to act on those feelings.

Living with Phil as my life partner has been amazing. He cooks and cleans and we make love three times a week. We can't keep our hands off each other.'
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WHY AM I STILL READING THIS!?
 
This is hysterical. Some guy named Kenny Strasser has been pretending to be an environmentalist Yo-Yo expert named "K-Strass" to make appearances on talk shows, for $2000 a show, in the midwestern States. The shows apparently don't check him out ahead of time, so he's made it to the air a bunch of times, where he stalls for a few minutes before doing pathetic routines with multiple yo-yos and lamenting about personal issues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBzWHudBoiA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF-bsqrPo-8&NR=1

Andy Kaufmann would be proud.
 
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Planet-man said:
This is hysterical. Some guy named Kenny Strasser has been pretending to be an environmentalist Yo-Yo expert named "K-Strass" to make appearances on talk shows, for $2000 a show, in the midwestern States. The shows apparently don't check him out ahead of time, so he's made it to the air a bunch of times, where he stalls for a few minutes before doing pathetic routines with multiple yo-yos and lamenting about personal issues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBzWHudBoiA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF-bsqrPo-8&NR=1

Andy Kaufmann would be proud.
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"The Garth Brooks of yo-yoing,"

"Let's bring this one in for a 'Huey'!"

"I don't have the muscle memory."

This is sublime. :lol:
 
ProjectX2 said:
"We should ship all the pedophiles to an island."

Pedophile Island. This is kind of amazing.
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I like the drug stance better. "Hey, buy your drugs from us. Or don't. It's whatever man."

And here's the Bendis Board thread about it, where LOLs ensue.
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Meh, I only laughed at the Joe Kalicki posts, and the Lord of the Flies comments.

holy **** joe kalicki has how many posts
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And here I thought one of his crazy girlfriends had managed to kill him.

EDIT: Every time I see the BeBo's it makes me miss the LOLBendis hilarity.
 
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