UC: Stuck

:rockon:
  • I got the fake accent knocked outta me
  • The Captain made it into the story
  • I got to almost torture someone

Truly this story is the "Catcher in the Rye" of our times.
 
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Ultimate Houde said:
VVD: Now, what's up with this place, why am I seeing a dead guy?
Cad: Why should I tell you? Huh?
VVD: Cause, I happen to have some Bear Mace, and not afraid to use it.
Cad: Do your worst, I'll never talk
VVD: Oh, you I'm just going to torture, and then he'll talk.
Cad: You…you evil genius.
VVD: Stop the flattering.

Taking out a hammer he somehow secreted on his person, he stuck a tooth between the metal parts on the backside of a hammer.

VVD: Time for some tooth torture.
Ice: We have no idea! We had a scientist working on it, but he died, that's why we stole Houde, to have him figure out what was going on.
VVD: Damn man, I didn't even get to do anything
Ice: I'm fragile
Cad: I hate Americans.
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Torture....Old Boy style!!:rockon:
 
Shanty-Town

Ricky, and his newly recruited teammate for this venture, Supermusli, looked at Ricky's maniacal device for extracting the truth and delivering supreme and utter justice.

Supermusli: Um..what is this again?
Ricky: It's a device for extracting the truth and delivering supreme and utter justice, I thought that was apparent.
Supermusli: It's a lawn gnome.
Ricky: Not it's not, it's a device for extracting the truth and delivering supreme and utter justice.
Supermusli: That looks like a lawn gnome…
Ricky: You are correct sir.
Supermusli: I fail to see how this can do what ever it was you said it does.
Ricky: Watch the squirrel

A seemingly innocent squirrel, which we all know aren't as innocent as people say they are, hopped in front of the gnome.

Then, it was a mere splatter of squirrel juices on the ground.

Supermusli, after the horrific image left his head, looked at Ricky astonished.

Ricky: Told ya.
Supermusli: Damn.

Ricky gave Supermusli an odd look.

Ricky: You..um..have a duck on your head.
Supermusli: Yeah, Ice sold it to me.
Ricky: He is always asking people if they want to buy ducks…weird.
Duck: Quack.

Encampment

Ice: Stop with the hurting!
VVD: I didn't even touch you the first time, you didn't even let me hurt him!
Ice: I know, I hate pain…

VVD had dragged MWoF back to the encampment, and managed to get him into the guard tent, still knocked out. He then proceeded to untie both Cad and Ice.

VVD: Now, you two will show me where this shanty town is, so I can ask your Mr.E what's exactly going on.
Ice: Never!

VVD punched Cad.

Cad: Hey..
Ice: Alright, I'll tell you!
VVD: Good, let's go.

The trio left under the cover of darkness., meanwhile, at another point in the encampment…

Ricky: Quick, leave it here!

They put the lawn gnome in the middle of the beach, and scurried behind some conveniently placed bushes.

Supermusli: So, what part of the plan is this called?
Ricky: Waiting game.
Supermusli: I saw that movie once, I didn't like how it ended, with that guy being a chick and all.

Ricky gave him a cold stare

Ricky: That's The Crying Game, not the Waiting Game.
Supermusli: Oh…..well, the guy was hot when he was a chick.

Shanty-Town
E: TELL ME!
Planet-Man: Tell you what? With the premium plan of villian insurance, in case your dastardly deed doesn't exceed, our insurance company will get you out of jail, and supply you with a newly built volcano lair at no extra charge to your premium per month.
E: No, tell me why I'm letting you live.
Planet-Man: My charming disposition?
E: I hate you
Planet-Man: That hurts you know. My feelings, right here…

Suddenly VVD walked into view with both Ice and Cad behind him.

Ice: BOSS! BOSS!
E: What?

He turned around and stared at VVD.

E: Oh, you brought me a criminal, and someone who will obviously be no use to us, thanks.

It should be noted that in VVD's sight, behind E stood Nurhachi, who was simply smiling.

Flashback

VVD: They got guns!

Both VVD and Nurhachi had tracked the bad guys to base at the downtown area, and they were in the process of being shot at.

Hence why VVD screamed, THEY GOT GUNS!

Stupids.

Nurhachi: Crap, guns beat bear mace.
VVD: Aren't we wearing bulletproof vests?
Nurhachi: They are fake bulletproof vests, I only wear them to be cool. Listen I got a plan.

Insert long drawn out plan that succeeds, but ends like this.

It's been a long time typing this, okay? You knew it was going to happen anyways.

After several extenuating circumstances, the duo managed to save VVD's estranged kid, deliver him back to his mother, and then look at a landfill, then Nurhachi was shot from behind.

Nurhachi: I'm dying VVD
VVD: NO!
Nurhachi: You must do something for me…
VVD: Whatever you ask.
Nurhachi: You must…you must…find this guy, he has a bail out.

Nurhachi handed VVD a picture of E.

Nurhachi: And when you do, arrest him.
VVD: What he do wrong?
Nurhachi: He….he…he wants to…re…..

Nurhachi then died.

VVD: NO!!!!!

Present

VVD did what VVD does when he is presented with evil.

He punched it, in the face.

Ice and Cad quickly jumped on top on VVD, and others came running out, doing the same, and holding the bounty hunter down. E slowly stood back up.

E: Well, I do deserve that for a lot of things, but I'll be damned if I don't go Rodney King on your ***.

Encampment

Gamma-Man: LOOK! IT'S A GARDEN GNOME!

Gamma-Man eagerly came running up to the gnome, and hugged it.

Nothing happened.

Ricky: What the hell?
Supermusli: Nice trap moron.
Ricy: Damn, I guess we go back to the drawing board.

Then an explosion.

Ricky: Oh, a mushroom!
Supermusli: Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a trap suppose to catch people, and not kill them?
Ricky: I knew I forgot something
Duck: Quack
Ricky: And will you please get rid of the duck?

Stayed tuned for the next exciting adventure of UC:Stuck. The next episode, entitled The Degrees of Doctor Strangefate covers our elusive Dr.Stragefate, and what brought him to the island. Iceshadow and his tormentor, Ultimate Quicksilver make an appearance, and Houde finally agrees to help out E's plans for whatever he is doing.

Next on UC:STUCK!
 
I was gonna do my usual thing and quote my favorite part, but it was all too good to choose one part. Blowing up squirrels, ducks on heads, Gamma Man dies, lawn gnomes, evil guy insurance, VVD beating people up, and E's general evilness. Can't wait for the next chapter.
 
UC:Stuck Episode 5
The Degrees of DR.Strangefate​

Dr.Strangefate stood on the shore of the island, at night, looking into the bay, and wondering what ever happened to his good friends.

Flashback!

Mysterious, ain't it?

Strangefate's first day of college was an exciting one. He had gotten into his room before his roommates, went for a last meal with his parents, and then they dropped him off with hugs and kisses. And now, he heard noises coming from his room. Investigating this, he found two people in his room, one wearing a trenchcoat, and the other was listening to radio, and sported a goatee.

Strangefate: He guys, my name is Strangefate, what's yours?
Trenchcoat: You like Superman?
Strangefate: What?
Trenchcoat: You like Superman?
Strangefate: Yeah, it's nice.
Trenchcoat: Your okay with me then, the name is Comic.
Strangefate: Please to meet you Comic.

Strangefate was pushed aside as someone entered tjhe room.

Person: COMIC! This place is awesome man!
Comic: Planet-man, nice to see you!
Planet-Man: Whose this guy?
Strangefate: Strangefate.

The man on the bed looked up and saw Strangefate, he turned off his headphones, and smiled.

Draco: The name is Draco, nice to meet you, hey, by the way, what you here for?
Strangefate: This is my room as well you know.
Draco: No man, what degree you getting?
Strangefate: I plan to be a doctor.
Draco: Me too
Comic: As well.
Planet-Man: I'm here for the parties! WHOO!
Strangefate: Awesome

BOOM!​

Strangefate jerked his head around, there was never a boom in this memroy sequence before.

A part of a stuffed squrriel hit the ground in front of him. Followed by an arm.

Dr.Strangefate: HOLY ****!

He run towards the camp.

Elsewhere ina place I haven't named yet, what shall I call it...

McCheese: McCheese's brothel!

Shut up

McCheese: YOu can't make me!

Actually, I can

McCheese: ... .. ..... ..

See, easy pie for the writer, now, this place shall be called Ultimate Quicksilver's Place of Awesomeness.

McCheese: I wonder who lives there.

STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

Ultimate Quicksilver: After numerous attempts of torturing you, I have concluded something.
IceShadow: What is that?
Ultimate Quicksilver: You aren't someone who is evil
IceShadow: YOU LEARN THAT NOW! YOU BASTARD! YOU MADE ME WATCH AMERICAN IDOL TWO DAYS STRAIGHT!
Ultimate Quicksilver: That was a reward.
IceShadow: I hate you
Ultimate Quicksilver: Now, you will show me where your team of people are.
IceShadow: I don't know, they were looking for the other survivors of the crash site, they could be anywhere.

And explosion rocked the Ultimate Quicksilver's Place of Awesomeness.

IceShadow: Ten to one says they are were the explosion happened.
Ultimate Quicksilver: Let's go then, I have information for the expansion of the plot that I need to tell them now!
IceShadow: YAY! Field Trip!
 
Ultimate Houde said:
Strangefate: I plan to be a doctor.
Draco: Me too
Comic: As well.
Planet-Man: I'm here for the parties! WHOO!
Strangefate: Awesome
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All the Doctors went to college together? It's like Venture Bros, sweet.
Elsewhere ina place I haven't named yet, what shall I call it...

McCheese: McCheese's brothel!

Shut up

McCheese: YOu can't make me!

Actually, I can

McCheese: ... .. ..... ..

See, easy pie for the writer, now, this place shall be called Ultimate Quicksilver's Place of Awesomeness.

McCheese: I wonder who lives there.

STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
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I can break the fourth wall!?!? Am I Deadpool? This is awesome!!!
 
Yay! Update!

Ultimate Houde said:
IceShadow: YOU LEARN THAT NOW! YOU BASTARD! YOU MADE ME WATCH AMERICAN IDOL TWO DAYS STRAIGHT!
Ultimate Quicksilver: That was a reward.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Great job Houde! I also liked it when McCheese broke the fourth wall.
 
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