Would Thanos Hit That?

Would Thanos Hit That?

  • Death of the Endless (Sandman)

    Votes: 6 85.7%
  • Black Racer (New Gods)

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • Susan Sto Helit (Discworld)

    Votes: 4 57.1%
  • Izanami (Persona 4)

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Some character from Bleach

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • Hades (Disney's Hercules)

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Your Mom

    Votes: 5 71.4%
  • Bass' Mom

    Votes: 4 57.1%
  • Other behind Door Number 9

    Votes: 3 42.9%

  • Total voters
    7

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This poll is brilliant but I have no idea why.
 

AnTwan

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Everyone who didn't vote all of them, I'm sorry, you're wrong.
 

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It occurs to me that not everyone knows who these guys are. So here's a quick recap.

Death: OK, she seems to be winning this, so no need for a summary.

Black Racer: The horrifying end of days of SKIS! Chases down gods and speedsters, an aspect of Neil Gaiman's Death.

Susan: Adoptive granddaughter of Death, schoolteacher, and occasional reluctant replacement for Death. Wields a fireplace poker. Imagine a goth Mary Poppins.

Izanami: In Japanese mythology, she helped make the world with her husband. Now she kills one thousand people a day to spite him. Today, she's taking a less direct approach by reducing humanity to a state between life and death through the powers of an evil, fog-generating disco ball and television. Works as a gas attendant on rainy days. Doesn't like the truth.

Bleach characters: The series deals with spirits who usher the souls of the dead. They use swords in a way that rivals DBZ in pure showmanship. And they are all very, very, pretty.

Hades: Through the power of Disney magic, he was turned from the grim and brooding Lord of the Underworld to a salesman-like Satan analogue. But he's cool with that, because he's voiced by James Woods, gets to act like Gene Hackman, and gets hair made out of fire.

Your Mom: Self expalantory.

Bass' Mom: Even more self explanatory.
 
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Anything Thanos would hit, Darkseid would hit TWICE.
 
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Fixed.

Thanos wouldn't dare hit Darkseid. Darkseid would hit Thanos AND Darkseid.

Because that's how he rolls.
 

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Wait, Darkseid's dead....so wouldn't Thanos be hitting that while Darkseid was hitting Thanos? Aaaaahhhh! My brain!
 

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