Yo mamma

[Lynx]

And I think you're a skrull, so what does that say about you?

He's yo momma?

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

And I think you're a skrull, so what does that say about you?

So's your face.

 

[Planet-man]

Re: Yo Momma

Yo momma's so stupid, she has an appalingly low IQ score and recieved little to no education as a child.

Yo momma's so fat, her weight poses a substantial risk to her health and if she does not change her eating habits and engage in excercise more often, she could get heart disease or diabetes and very well die.

Yo momma's so poor, she can afford little in the way of basic necessities and lacks essential utilities such as heat and water in her dilapidated and filthy home.

This is the only worthwhile thing about this thread.

 

[ultimatedjf]

Re: Yo Momma

This is the only worthwhile thing about this thread.

Aw man, I thought mine were pretty good.



*mopes*



But I get what you mean by 'worthwhile', so I'm not totally crushed. 8)

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Planet-man's been in a pissy mood all day today. Don't let it get to you.

 

[SSJmole]

Planet-man's been in a pissy mood all day today. Don't let it get to you.

It's his time of the month i think

 

[ultimatedjf]

Skeet skeet! Ullllllllllrich.

 

[Planet-man]

Aw man, I thought mine were pretty good.



*mopes*



But I get what you mean by 'worthwhile', so I'm not totally crushed. 8)

I forgot about that one. It's genuinely one of the best Yo Mamma's I've ever heard. Sorry about the mixup.:wink:

Planet-man's been in a pissy mood all day today. Don't let it get to you.

*slap*

 

[E]

Planet-man's been in a pissy mood all day today. Don't let it get to you.

It's his time of the month i think

Maybe from now on he can post his menstrual cycle when he does the anonymous site roundup thingee so we all know to avoid him.

 

[SSJmole]

Maybe from now on he can post his menstrual cycle when he does the anonymous site roundup thingee so we all know to avoid him.

That's also why you fixed you the calender isn't it? So members can warn us :lol:

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

That's also why you fixed you the colander isn't it? So members can warn us :lol:

How can you be warned by something that you strain vegetables with? Next you'll be using a whisk to tell the time...

 

[SSJmole]

How can you be warned by something that you strain vegetables with? Next you'll be using a whisk to tell the time...

Fixed :lol: :lol: smart ***

 

[ultimatedjf]

I forgot about that one. It's genuinely one of the best Yo Mamma's I've ever heard. Sorry about the mixup.:wink:

*smiles*

 

[TwilightEL]

I think this should be put into the Museum and yo momma jokes should officially be retired in lieu of yo country jokes.

 

[SSJmole]

I think this should be put into the Museum and yo momma jokes should officially be retired in lieu of yo country jokes.

but can we really Museum something made by a banned member?

 

[ourchair]

I think this should be put into the Museum and yo momma jokes should officially be retired in lieu of yo country jokes.

I approve of this.

I need to come up with some 'yo country's so fat' jokes because OMGZ that's the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Americans.

 

[moonmaster]

Yo country's so fat, they measure your Gross Domestic Product in French Fries.

 

[Iceshadow]

I approve of this.

I need to come up with some 'yo country's so fat' jokes because OMGZ that's the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Americans.

Korea is so lazy that they won't make my Nikes.

Oh wait its because they lost their arms on a landmine left over from the war.

 

[E]

Yo country's so fat, they measure your Gross Domestic Product in French Fries.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ourchair]

From compound:

"Yo country's so fat, it could export all its cellulite and STILL have a trade surplus!"

 

[ourchair]

More from compound:

"Yo country's so fat, it takes up two seats at the U.N."

"Yo country's so fat, it invaded Eastern Europe just to get to Turkey."

 

[Ice]

Tell Compound to get off his lazy behind and post it himself!

SO SAYS THE SEXY MONKEY QUEEN.

 

[ourchair]

Tell Compound to get off his lazy behind and post it himself!

SO SAYS THE SEXY MONKEY QUEEN.

He's too busy trying to compensate for not having a college degree by writing smarty pants essays that talk about Malcolm Gladwell pop sociology and comic book mutation.

 

[Ice]

He's too busy trying to compensate for not having a college degree by writing smarty pants essays that talk about Malcolm Gladwell pop sociology and comic book mutation.

Yeah, I posted there.

Still though...he needs to come back and stop leaving for like, months only to appear for a day or two and then rinse and repeat.

*Shady look*

 

[ourchair]

Yeah, I posted there.

I know you did. The link was plug material for everyone else.

Still though...he needs to come back and stop leaving for like, months only to appear for a day or two and then rinse and repeat.

*Shady look*

He lurks a lot.

And we gossip about other members.

Then we have slumber parties and talk about Corey Feldman.

 

[Iceshadow]

I know you did. The link was plug material for everyone else.

He lurks a lot.

And we gossip about other members.

Then we have slumber parties and talk about Corey Feldman.

What about Corey Haim?

 

[Bass]

More from compound:

"Yo country's so fat, it takes up two seats at the U.N."

"Yo country's so fat, it invaded Eastern Europe just to get to Turkey."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yo countra's so stupid, it has a record-high illiteracy problem and its education system is almost non-existent.

Yo countra's so fat, obesity is the #1 killer, and unless eating habits are changed it's very probable that the current generation will die before the previous one.

Yo countra's so poor, it can afford little in the way of basic necessities and lacks essential utilities such as heat and water in the overrunning dilapidated and filthy homes.

I'm so completely original.

 

[moonmaster]

Yo country's so fat, they kicked it out of the European Union because it sat on Luxembourg.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yo countra's so stupid, it has a record-high illiteracy problem and its education system is almost non-existent.

Yo countra's so fat, obesity is the #1 killer, and unless eating habits are changed it's very probable that the current generation will die before the previous one.

Yo countra's so poor, it can afford little in the way of basic necessities and lacks essential utilities such as heat and water in the overrunning dilapidated and filthy homes.

I'm so completely original.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Hibiki]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yo countra's so stupid, it has a record-high illiteracy problem and its education system is almost non-existent.

Yo countra's so fat, obesity is the #1 killer, and unless eating habits are changed it's very probable that the current generation will die before the previous one.

Yo countra's so poor, it can afford little in the way of basic necessities and lacks essential utilities such as heat and water in the overrunning dilapidated and filthy homes.

I'm so completely original.

if i had my own award, you'd win it thus being the first and last person to ever be awarded a Biki award.

 

[Ice]

Bass totally stole Moonmaster's shtick.