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I wonder if E has to talk to his kid like that. but since he nevers talks much about him, I'm sure he's a good kid. :D

He's a great kid. Why, he's a miniature version of me.
 
At work they want to hire someone under me. I suggested Bea Arthur or Betty White

Bea Arthur because not one will **** with her

And Betty White because she is batass crazy and will cut someone

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He's a great kid. Why, he's a miniature version of me.

I'm sure that's an oxymoron.
 
"SHUT IT, DAD OR I'LL BURN ALL THE COMICS AND CLOSE DOWN THE HOUSE!""

Every day, I bet.
"No, you can't have that toy. You can't always get what you want."

"BUT I WANT IT!"

"No."

"I HATE YOU!"

"Oh c'mon..."

"AND I LOVE MASK SQUINTING!!"

"...Y-you don't mean that!"

"I DO! SQUINT!SQUINT!SQUINT!SQUINT!"

"YOU'RE NOT MY SON!!"

"SQUINT!SQUINT!SQUINT!"

"I never thought I'd have to disown you this early on..."
 
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"No, you can't have that toy. You can't always get what you want."

"BUT I WANT IT!"

"No."

"I HATE YOU!"

"Oh c'mon..."

"AND I LOVE MASK SQUINTING!!"

"...Y-you don't mean that!"

"I DO! SQUINT!SQUINT!SQUINT!SQUINT!"

"YOU'RE NOT MY SON!!"

"SQUINT!SQUINT!SQUINT!"

"I never thought I'd have to disown you this early on..."

I'm kinda worried at how brilliantly well you depict dysfunctional families...

"HEY! I BOUGHT THOSE TRANSFORMERS WITH MY OWN MONEY!"

"Erik, just give him the Power Rangers."

"SHUT IT WIFE!"

I love how E says "Shut it!" That's such a British 70s cop show thing to say. :D
 
Currently working on Part 2. Coming soon! It'll be more personal and not limited to just UC'ers.

EDIT UPDATE:

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Where's my ***?

You know you want to hit that.

(Unless someone already made that joke? Probably)
 

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