Hulk vs Wolverine

[thee great one]

Who do you want to win? Not who you think will win. Who you want to win.

I think Wolverine should shine those claws real nice, turn those son-of-a-*****es sideways, and stick them straight up Hulk's candy ***.

 

[Ultxon]

Hulk. Wolverine needs to stop using his limbs for a while.

 

[moonmaster]

Hulk all the way, mothe****ers. I'm sick of Wolverine beating everybody. ****in' mutie scum. Makes me sick.

 

[ProjectX2]

Where's the Bruce Banner option? Or the Nick Fury option?

Fury always wins.

 

[E]

I think - I hope - that this doesn't come down to something like that.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

It should end with Wolverine torn in half and walking away.

 

[ProjectX2]

It should end with Wolverine torn in half and walking away.

His legs walking away and leaving his head torso behind?

And Wolverine Snikt would be a lame motto.

 

[Dr_Draco]

DRA--errr--HULK SMASH!!!!

 

[Boil]

Wolverine all the way, he could just let Hulk eat him, 'regroup' in Hulk's guttock, and shred his way out...

 

[iceman]

Hulk would simply throw Wolverine into space. You know, that void where people can't survive.

But seriously, I've recently come to the realization that Captain Kirk can take anyone with his FUTURE COMBAT!

 

[Boil]

Hulk would simply throw Wolverine into space. You know, that void where people can't survive.

But seriously, I've recently come to the realization that Captain Kirk can take anyone with his FUTURE COMBAT!

Kirk was, and still is, a total loser...

And I cannot believe I clicked on that link...

Evil...

 

[E.Vi.L.]

Hulk all the way, mothe****ers. I'm sick of Wolverine beating everybody. ****in' mutie scum. Makes me sick.

I realize you are making a funny, but if anyone needs a defeat, it's Hulk.

Wolverine hardly beats everybody, he's been taken out plenty of time. But with adamantium claws, he's certainly one of the very few Superheroes for whom it would make sense to be able to beat the Hulk. A good slice somewhere incapacitating, no matter how angry you are, and it's done.

 

[robje]

I vote Hulk too!!! Hulk for president!

But seriously, Wolverine is one of those characters that just wont stay dead. He realy needs to croak it once and for all. I hope Hulk throws him into the sun.
Hulk should at least mutilate him in some way. Wouldent it be awsome if Hulk actually ate Wolverines legs!! Then he'd be out of the game for a bit (only to return with vibranium legs deus ex machina when the X-men needed him the most).

 

[DIrishB]

I think Wolverine should shine those claws real nice, turn those son-of-a-*****es sideways, and stick them straight up Hulk's candy ***.

Sado-GAY!!!

Where's the Bruce Banner option? Or the Nick Fury option?

Fury always wins.

True.

It should end with Wolverine torn in half and walking away.

What?

His legs walking away and leaving his head torso behind?

Thats what I'm wondering.

Hulk would simply throw Wolverine into space. You know, that void where people can't survive.

Wolverine can survive anything. Even Paris Hilton. Though all those STD's would put his healing factor to test.

But seriously, I've recently come to the realization that Captain Kirk can take anyone with his FUTURE COMBAT!

Kirk's a *****.

Kirk was, and still is, a total loser...

Sorry I had to one-up ya.

And I cannot believe I clicked on that link...

I rather enjoyed it, personally...but Kirk's still a *****.

I realize you are making a funny, but if anyone needs a defeat, it's Hulk.

Wolverine hardly beats everybody, he's been taken out plenty of time. But with adamantium claws, he's certainly one of the very few Superheroes for whom it would make sense to be able to beat the Hulk. A good slice somewhere incapacitating, no matter how angry you are, and it's done.

Good point.

I vote Hulk too!!! Hulk for president!

But seriously, Wolverine is one of those characters that just wont stay dead. He realy needs to croak it once and for all. I hope Hulk throws him into the sun.

:lol:

Hulk should at least mutilate him in some way. Wouldent it be awsome if Hulk actually ate Wolverines legs!! Then he'd be out of the game for a bit (only to return with vibranium legs deus ex machina when the X-men needed him the most).

Reg?

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

What?

I think it should end as it began. Wolverine got ripped in half, finds his legs, considers going back after Hulk, and says "**** it" and walks away. Then Hulk shows up in Ultimates and Logan finds Deadpool has taken over the mansion.

 

[DIrishB]

I think it should end as it began. Wolverine got ripped in half, finds his legs, considers going back after Hulk, and says "**** it" and walks away. Then Hulk shows up in Ultimates and Logan finds Deadpool has taken over the mansion.

Um...ok.

 

[Bass]

She-Hulk's gonna kick all their asses.

 

[jtg3885]

The tramps are an army of She-Hulks who are gonna spank Logan good.

 

[DanMo]

i really don't see wolverine winning this one.

Spoiler

and at the end of issue 2, we're dealing with an intelligent *** hulk now...so strength and brains?

wolverine's out matched here.

i also want hulk to win. but it was definitely bad *** seeing wolverine climb up looking for his legs

 

[BerserkerX]

I don't care who wins, I just want a clear winner. Unfortunately, that is not going to happen.

Wolverine will get the advantage over Hulk during the six-issue comic and so will Hulk over Wolverine.

In the end, Wolverine will go back to the X-Men, since the X-Men can't survive without their #1 mutant, and Hulk will either be living on some stranded area living peacefully or back with the Ultimates.