Houde's summary of Issue 4 of Infinite Crap....I mean Crisis.
Power Girl: Ah, I'm tied to a machine that shows off my huge knockers.
Alex (Lex #3): No one show my cunning plan!
SuperboyP: Except me, I'm nuts!
Alex: Ah yes, quiet boy, let me explain my evil plan
*A whole page worth of teneous loose ties at best to how everything was a plan by Alex, which I CALLED BACK IN ISSUE TWO..anyways)*
Alex: And, this machine will bring back Earth2 (WHICH I ALSO CALLED AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME) Ahem
Power GIrl: No...
Alex: Sleep, with a kiss
Power Girl: Sleeze bucke....zzzz
SuperboyP: My hardon remains, let me go beat up people
Alex: Go, I have no further use for you
SuperboyP: What?
Alex: NEvermind, GO!
~~~
SuperboyP: Your not Superboy, I am. I have this wonderous cape!
Superboy: I don't like you
*Massive Chest bump*
Superboy: Oh my! I need help!
*Enter a humougous amount of people way too quickly*
Everyone: DOGPILE ON THE NEW GUY!
SuperboyP: AHHH!
~~~
Bats: I love you Nightwing
Nightwing: ME too
Bats: You had fun as a kid right?
Nightwing: Alot, except for the nights involving the 'cowboy' scenario
Bats: Tell everyone what's going on
Nightwing: I'm off!
~~~
SuperboyP: Oh god, I killed you third rate character, you second rate character, you D-lister, and you whom no one knows about. I'll rip off your arm, you stupid person.
Flashes: Let's absorb him into the Speed Force
Flashes (minus Jay Garrick): Oh my, we disappeared! Are we dead! (NOPE)
Jay: I'm useless, hold me
~~~
In space
Firestorm: Ah! The black hole is sucking everything in. I'm getting ripped apart!
Firestorm 2: No your not, I'll join with you
Firestorm: YAY!
~~~
Alex: And lo and behold Supes-2, Earth2 is back!
Supes-2: YAY!