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Law & Order: UC Episode 2
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ProjectX2
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What the **** happened to E and me?
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
ProjectX2, your an attention whore aren't you?
Anyways, solict for the next one.
Houde and Bass decide they need some inside information, and turn to their stooge on the street, Slimjim. DIrishB, Nur and MWoF visit Hawkeye101's house, to see what damage the hate crimer brought. ProjectX2 and E take th enew recruits for a test drive.
All this, plus more mindbending Loebendis writing to come.
Anyways, solict for the next one.
Houde and Bass decide they need some inside information, and turn to their stooge on the street, Slimjim. DIrishB, Nur and MWoF visit Hawkeye101's house, to see what damage the hate crimer brought. ProjectX2 and E take th enew recruits for a test drive.
All this, plus more mindbending Loebendis writing to come.
Doc Comic
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God, I'm so humiliated.
I love it.
I love it.
ProjectX2
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Ultimate Houde said:
Yes, I am an attention whore.
Look at me!
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
DUN DUN
At the local donut shop
E: Ah, this brings back the good old days
ProjectX2: Makes my cold heart feel all warm inside
E: Yes it does, well mostly....
The two old timers gaze at the two new cops sitting across from them. The new cops swallow nervously.
E: Drink your coffee
The cop goes to drink his coffee.
E: DID I TELL YOU TO DRINK YOUR COFFEE?
The cop nervously spills it all over himself.
Nigma: It stings, it stings!
E: HA! Oldest joke in the book.
ProjectX2 looks at the other cop.
ProjectX2: Drink your coffee.
Ice: I got Thai, I don't like coffee
ProjectX2: Drink it
Ice: Naw, it'ss till too warm too drink
Nigma: I taste like burning!
Ice: How does this help us be policeman?
E (while raising an eyebrow): You questioning me?
Ice: Maybe
E: YOU QUESTIONING ME?
Ice: I guess
E: DRINK YOUR COFFEE!
Ice: I don't wann.....
E: DRINK IT!
Ice drinks the scalding hot liquid, while crying and whimpering.
ProjectX2: Just like the old days
---
At the serial writer's last crime scene
Bass: WHAT?
Houde comes running over.
Houde: What, what's the matter?
Bass: Darkseid? DARKSEID? Why the fuggle does Darkseid want Krypto?
Houde: Throw rug?
Bass: On Apokolips? Seriously? There's so much soot, the white will be black in a matter of no time.
Houde: I didn't say it was a good idea.
Bass: Now he has a subplot with Firestorm in here as well, teaming up with Mr. Miracle. I'm so confused..
Houde: Face it B"***, we need help
Bass: From who though?
Houde: We need the word on the street
Bass: No, I told you before, I can't understand the guy.
Houde: That's right, we need SlimJim.
---
Nur, MWoF, and DIrishB enter the Hawkeye101's apartment
Nur: Hawkeye? You okay? We got the call on the radio?
MWof: Something smells good
DIrishB: I know, like he's cooking something.
MWoF: When did he clean up his apartment?
Nur: The carpet, it's vaccumed. And the walls, they have a fresh coat of paint.
DIrishB: And more than one simple color. My weed-sense is tingling.
MWoF: Hey Hawkeye!
Hawkeye101 comes walking out the kitchen, the other gasp in shock. He's wearing a pink shirt, layered with a white coat, and white Docker's He is wearing sunglasses, even though he is still in the apartment, and carrying four glasses of a red wine.
Hawkeye101: Hey guys! What's up?
DIrishB takes one long look.
DIrishB: SAY NO! SAY NO TO METRO!
At the local donut shop
E: Ah, this brings back the good old days
ProjectX2: Makes my cold heart feel all warm inside
E: Yes it does, well mostly....
The two old timers gaze at the two new cops sitting across from them. The new cops swallow nervously.
E: Drink your coffee
The cop goes to drink his coffee.
E: DID I TELL YOU TO DRINK YOUR COFFEE?
The cop nervously spills it all over himself.
Nigma: It stings, it stings!
E: HA! Oldest joke in the book.
ProjectX2 looks at the other cop.
ProjectX2: Drink your coffee.
Ice: I got Thai, I don't like coffee
ProjectX2: Drink it
Ice: Naw, it'ss till too warm too drink
Nigma: I taste like burning!
Ice: How does this help us be policeman?
E (while raising an eyebrow): You questioning me?
Ice: Maybe
E: YOU QUESTIONING ME?
Ice: I guess
E: DRINK YOUR COFFEE!
Ice: I don't wann.....
E: DRINK IT!
Ice drinks the scalding hot liquid, while crying and whimpering.
ProjectX2: Just like the old days
---
At the serial writer's last crime scene
Bass: WHAT?
Houde comes running over.
Houde: What, what's the matter?
Bass: Darkseid? DARKSEID? Why the fuggle does Darkseid want Krypto?
Houde: Throw rug?
Bass: On Apokolips? Seriously? There's so much soot, the white will be black in a matter of no time.
Houde: I didn't say it was a good idea.
Bass: Now he has a subplot with Firestorm in here as well, teaming up with Mr. Miracle. I'm so confused..
Houde: Face it B"***, we need help
Bass: From who though?
Houde: We need the word on the street
Bass: No, I told you before, I can't understand the guy.
Houde: That's right, we need SlimJim.
---
Nur, MWoF, and DIrishB enter the Hawkeye101's apartment
Nur: Hawkeye? You okay? We got the call on the radio?
MWof: Something smells good
DIrishB: I know, like he's cooking something.
MWoF: When did he clean up his apartment?
Nur: The carpet, it's vaccumed. And the walls, they have a fresh coat of paint.
DIrishB: And more than one simple color. My weed-sense is tingling.
MWoF: Hey Hawkeye!
Hawkeye101 comes walking out the kitchen, the other gasp in shock. He's wearing a pink shirt, layered with a white coat, and white Docker's He is wearing sunglasses, even though he is still in the apartment, and carrying four glasses of a red wine.
Hawkeye101: Hey guys! What's up?
DIrishB takes one long look.
DIrishB: SAY NO! SAY NO TO METRO!
compound
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:lol: Genius, as usual!
Can't wait for this one!
Ultimate Houde said:
Can't wait for this one!
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Ice
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:lol:Ultimate Houde said:
Awesome. Getting trained by E and PX2. That's so not gonna be easy. :lol:
Pandrio
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Next episode
The hate crimer is identified by DIrishB, and the new recruits of Nigma and Ice run into some old cop loving via PRojectX2 and E. Lastly, Houde and Bass find SlimJim who sends some light on the situation
The hate crimer is identified by DIrishB, and the new recruits of Nigma and Ice run into some old cop loving via PRojectX2 and E. Lastly, Houde and Bass find SlimJim who sends some light on the situation
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
Ultimate Houde said:
The Simpsons. My friends always say that.
ProjectX2
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thee great one said:
You are your friends also smell like meat.
thee great one
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ProjectX2 said:
Why do you have it out for me?
ProjectX2
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thee great one said:
Because you smell like meat.
Ultimate Houde
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SlimJim was with a couple of his gang members, in a deserted alleyway.
SlimJim:You see, I shove my glock up his pooper.
Gang Banger: Pooper?
SlimJim: Damn swear filter, it won't let me be gangsta.
He strikes a gangsta pose. His posse do the same.
Car lights appear at the end of the alleyway.
SlimJim:Oh ****, it's the piggys!
His posse runs, and SlimJim turns as to run, but stops once his gang is gone.
SlimJim:You guys needs to stop that yo
Houde and Bass get out of the car.
Houde: We need some information Slimmy
SlimJim:The name ain't Slimmy foo'
Bass: We need to know where Loebendis is gonna strike.
SlimJim:Loebendis? Loebendis? I can't help you boys.
Houde: Slimmy, it's been a long night. We will drag you to the station, we will beat you, or you could simply tell us what you know.
Bass: We won't even drag you to the station, I've got a sock, I'm sure Houde has an orange in his never ending food bag he carries around.,,
Houde: Hey
Bass:...So, where is the fat bald hypocritical bastard.
SlimJim: I wish I can help you guys, but I...
Bass bumrushes SlimJim, and slams into the chain link fence.
Bass: We have a maniac out there, A MANIAC!
Houde: And right now, he's in the streets, who knows who he'll hurt next.
SlimJim: Like I care about those people.
Bass: OH, I think he's trying to be smart with us Houde
Houde: Oh he definitely is, you see Slimmy, we have studied this cat, we know his ways, and if we want too, we could, let's say, reenact the crime.
Bass: ON YOUR FACE!
SlimJim: You guys are crazy, CRAZY!
Houde: And I'm the rational one.
Bass: Houde, get the quill!
SlimJim: Ok ok, he's staying at the holdiay inn on fourth and seventy second.
Houde: Thanks Slimmy, see you around.
Bass and Houde get back into the car, and drive off.
SlimJim: There, you happy, I told em.
A bald head silhoutte appears on the brickwork behind SlimJim.
Loebendis: Oh yes...HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!
---
In Hawkeye101's apartment
Hawkeye101: No seriously, I like this way of life. I spend over half my salary on hair products now.
Nur: Your bald.
MWoF: DIrishB is in trouble I think, he keeps shaking.
DIrishB: oh gawd, OH GAWD, I know who did this, he's he's HORRIBLE!
Nur: WHo is he DIrishB?
DIrishB looks up all dramatically: He's...HE'S!!!!
The lights go off in the apartment, then, they come back on in a minute.
Nur: HOLY CRAP!
MWoF: What is the nine hells is going on?
DIrishB was now standing up, dressed in jeans, with a blazer, and a pink shirt underneath.
DIrishB: Oh, wow, these clothes feel so nice against my skin!
Hawkeye101: I love your eyeshadow!
DIrishB: Thank you! Your hankie is very nice!
Voice: Oh, my boys are so into fashion now, aren't they.
Nur and MWoF slowly turn around to see the hate crimer.
Nur: Should have known.
MWoF: LEt's takehim out!
The figure was someone dressed in along flowing cloak, and had impeccable hair.
Dr. Strangefate: Hello Boys! I love it when you guys get all tough for me!
SlimJim:You see, I shove my glock up his pooper.
Gang Banger: Pooper?
SlimJim: Damn swear filter, it won't let me be gangsta.
He strikes a gangsta pose. His posse do the same.
Car lights appear at the end of the alleyway.
SlimJim:Oh ****, it's the piggys!
His posse runs, and SlimJim turns as to run, but stops once his gang is gone.
SlimJim:You guys needs to stop that yo
Houde and Bass get out of the car.
Houde: We need some information Slimmy
SlimJim:The name ain't Slimmy foo'
Bass: We need to know where Loebendis is gonna strike.
SlimJim:Loebendis? Loebendis? I can't help you boys.
Houde: Slimmy, it's been a long night. We will drag you to the station, we will beat you, or you could simply tell us what you know.
Bass: We won't even drag you to the station, I've got a sock, I'm sure Houde has an orange in his never ending food bag he carries around.,,
Houde: Hey
Bass:...So, where is the fat bald hypocritical bastard.
SlimJim: I wish I can help you guys, but I...
Bass bumrushes SlimJim, and slams into the chain link fence.
Bass: We have a maniac out there, A MANIAC!
Houde: And right now, he's in the streets, who knows who he'll hurt next.
SlimJim: Like I care about those people.
Bass: OH, I think he's trying to be smart with us Houde
Houde: Oh he definitely is, you see Slimmy, we have studied this cat, we know his ways, and if we want too, we could, let's say, reenact the crime.
Bass: ON YOUR FACE!
SlimJim: You guys are crazy, CRAZY!
Houde: And I'm the rational one.
Bass: Houde, get the quill!
SlimJim: Ok ok, he's staying at the holdiay inn on fourth and seventy second.
Houde: Thanks Slimmy, see you around.
Bass and Houde get back into the car, and drive off.
SlimJim: There, you happy, I told em.
A bald head silhoutte appears on the brickwork behind SlimJim.
Loebendis: Oh yes...HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!
---
In Hawkeye101's apartment
Hawkeye101: No seriously, I like this way of life. I spend over half my salary on hair products now.
Nur: Your bald.
MWoF: DIrishB is in trouble I think, he keeps shaking.
DIrishB: oh gawd, OH GAWD, I know who did this, he's he's HORRIBLE!
Nur: WHo is he DIrishB?
DIrishB looks up all dramatically: He's...HE'S!!!!
The lights go off in the apartment, then, they come back on in a minute.
Nur: HOLY CRAP!
MWoF: What is the nine hells is going on?
DIrishB was now standing up, dressed in jeans, with a blazer, and a pink shirt underneath.
DIrishB: Oh, wow, these clothes feel so nice against my skin!
Hawkeye101: I love your eyeshadow!
DIrishB: Thank you! Your hankie is very nice!
Voice: Oh, my boys are so into fashion now, aren't they.
Nur and MWoF slowly turn around to see the hate crimer.
Nur: Should have known.
MWoF: LEt's takehim out!
The figure was someone dressed in along flowing cloak, and had impeccable hair.
Dr. Strangefate: Hello Boys! I love it when you guys get all tough for me!
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Bass
Nexus of the World
thee great one said:
'Tis what happens when you be the anti-nexus, English. People hate you for no reason. As the Nexus, I am universally loved.
As is Houde.
But only for this MASTERPIECE of writing.
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Which is why my subnic should be changed too something relating to Law and Order: UC
