DUN DUN
Houde: Where they hell does that noise come from man? It's even on the damn PA system now?
MWoF: Ever since E hired that new annoucer, it always happens.
Nurhachi: Hey, where is Bass anyways?
Houde: I have no freaking clue, and it's getting me really worried right now.
MWoF: Why?
Houde: Because he owes me five bucks, that rat bastard.
Nurhachi: For what?
Houde: A bet we made two months ago
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Houde and Bass stood in front of Hawkeye101. He was holding a donut on a string, and trying to eat it.
Houde: Five bucks says he never figures it out by the end of today.
Bass: You're on
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Nurhachi: How did you know you won?
Hawkeye101 delivered a message to Houde's desk, says hi to the guys, and walks off.
Still trying to eat the donut on the string.
Houde: The guy is a dumbass, it's a good thing he was demoted to mailperson.
MWoF: It's a mailman.
From across the precinct came a scream.
Skotti: OH, WOMAN CAN'T DELIVER MAIL?
MWoF: Oh crap, why didn't anyone warn me she was here...
Houde: Nur, look at this.
Houde hands Nur the package he just got. Inside of it was a picture of a hand.
Nur: Weird.
Houde: There's a note as well.
Skotti ran across the precinct, practically tacklng MWoF off the desk.
MWoF: HELP! HELP!
Skotti: I will gouge your eyes out! You sexist pig!
MWoF: But I like girls...
Skotti: I don't care!
As Skotti tried to pull off MWoF's arms, Nurhachi and Houde studied the note.
Houde: To find out what happened to this man, follow these clues...
Nurhachi: It's a picture of a hand, how is that a clue?
Houde: Behind it, it's a picture of London bay.
Nurhachi: Do you know whose hand it is?
Houde: No, but this may be the clue we are waiting for.
Nurhachi: Go talk to E
Houde: Your not coming?
Nurhachi: No, after Skotti is done with MWoF, I'll probably need to take him to the hospital.
Houde: Okay, make sure the janitor cleans the mess too. Dried blood is a ***** to get out.
Houde headed towards E's office.
MWoF continued to struggle.
MWoF: HELP ME! SOMEONE!
Skotti: I'M GOING TO RIP IT OFF!
MWoF: NO NO
A sound of tearing was heard.
MWoF: MY BADGE! YOU RIPPED IT OFF MY UNIFORM!
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E's Office
Houde: E, you got a minute.
E: Yeah, what is it?
Houde: I'm going to need some time off.
E: What for?
Houde: To figure out this.
Houde throws his package on E's desk (There's a sentence I thought would never be typed out).
E: This is strange.
Houde: Why?
E: Cause, Bass got the same package. Listen, I'm not sending you out there alone.
He calls on his phone downstairs.
Minutes later, tear gas comes crashing through the window.
E: I think I need to tell my SWAT team to calm down for a minute.
Houde: I guess.
VVD crashes through E's door, wearing a gas mask, and holding a gun.
VVD: Hands on the ground!
E: VVD, calm down, I need to accompany Houde
VVD: I SAID HANDS DOWN.
E: This is getting ridiculous. VVD! TAKE OFF THE DAMN GAS MASK, PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, AND SO HELP ME I WILL SHOOT YOU MYSELF
VVD looks around, and takes off the mask.
VVD: Oops, sorry boss.
E: Your too dedicated.
Houde: Actually E, I would like to take someone else also.
E: Who?
Houde: Ice.
E: Why?
Houde: Because, it's a plot device.
E: Works for me.
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The Next Day
As the plane took off, one lone person watched it fly. He cried.
Nigma: These are tears of joy, HE'S GONE! HE CAN'T ANNOY ME NOW!