Reasons to hate Wolverine

91. He killed Leapfrog (along with the Spot, as Nur has graciously pointed out)
92. He calls Cyclops "Slim"
93. He's always killing awesome, Satan-worshipping ninjas.
94. He was a total pansy for like, the first 14 years of his life.
95. He never knew who his real dad was ("What a loser!"-Gob)
96. He killed his real dad.
97. He was supposed to raise some dead woman's kid, but passed her off to Yukio (IRRESPONSIBLE!)
98. He became seriously 'spooked' after fighting Proteus. (What a 'lil *****)
99. Despite the fact that he has survived practically every type of injury possible and fought hundreds of Sentinels, yet in "Days of Future Past" one is able to instantly blast him to dust.
100. He's way cooler than you and has been with way more chicks, and he's older than your great grandfather.

Wow, 100. We really hate Wolverine!
 
101. He Speaks fluent Japanese, Spanish, French, Russian, Italian, and German.
102. He had one of the best books in the AOA timeline.
103. He killed Cable's son Genesis.
104. He's never beat Deadpool in a fight.
105. He's a millionaire and does business with the financial giant LANDAU, LUCKMAN, and LAKE.
106. He comes in second in shirt-ripping only to the Incredible Hulk.
107. He has an Adamantium skeleton, and he never gets stopped by the metal detector.
108. He's America's 2nd favorite Canadian. (After Pamela Anderson)
109. Made claws the 90's must have super-power trend.
110. He has more than 110 reasons to hate him. And people still love him.
 
TheManWithoutFear said:
When was this?
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Wolverine #27, Page 11, Panel 5, One of the supervillains attacking the SHIELD helicarrier: "Spot's down. Poison's down. Leapfrog's down. What the hell's going on out there?"

Oh, and....
111. He inspired Meg Griffin's lame, "finger nail growing" powers.
 
112. He gave Sabretooth a complex, because "He's the BEST there is at what he does." Making Sabretooth, Second Best.
 
moonmaster said:
Wolverine #27, Page 11, Panel 5, One of the supervillains attacking the SHIELD helicarrier: "Spot's down. Poison's down. Leapfrog's down. What the hell's going on out there?"

Oh, and....
111. He inspired Meg Griffin's lame, "finger nail growing" powers.
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What the hell? Last we saw of Leap Frog was him falling into a dumpster and just vanishing from the public eye? Are they saying The Hand/Hydra picked him up?

Reason 111. = Hilarious.
 
Victor Von Doom said:
How in the world did this thread get a chance to die?

I need more!!!! :lol:
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reason whatever is the next number: Dan Way

reason whatever is after that: Steve Dillon (is his name steve?)

reason whatever is after that part the deuce: Daken

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reason whatever is after that part the thrice: Jeph Loeb

reason whatever is after that part the quadth: Chayken

reason whatever is after that part the fiveth: Romulus

reason whatever is ah forget it you get the point: they killed Sabretooth when he was supposed to be in the middle of an ocean in X-Men/Cable & Deadpool
 
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Gemini said:
112: Dan Way

113: Steve Dillon (is his name steve?)

114: Daken

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115: Jeph Loeb

116: Chayken

117: Romulus

118: they killed Sabretooth when he was supposed to be in the middle of an ocean in X-Men/Cable & Deadpool
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Fixed. Please don't do that again. The number was like two posts above this one.
 
Ice said:
Really?

I haven't found him in Young Avengers, Runaways, Marvel Adaventure Spider-Man (and when it was Marvel Age), Marvel Age Fantastic Four, Supreme Power issues I've seen....honestly, the list can go on and on and on.....
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HAHAHAHAHA. There was even a joke in a Marvel comic about him appearing in every comic, including a panel with the Runaways.

119. He's supposedly a stealthy fighter, but his face is on national TV constantly because he's on so many super-teams and often doesn't wear or loses a mask.
120. This "stealthy tracker" used to almost constantly wear a blue and yellow spandex costume with black stripes.
121. Spandex. In Canada. Healing powers won't make you not feel the cold, even if they regrow dead frostbite cells.
122. He and his magical pants survived a nuke in the ****ty Venom series. A NUKE.
123. He avoided being blown up by Nitro by exploiting a weakness in Nitro's powers that never existed before and contradicted how Nitro's powers used to work.
124. He's almost always a dick to everyone and never gets called on it, except when someone lashes out and immediately feels better, and then it's "tough love".
 
TwilightEL said:
124. He's almost always a dick to everyone and never gets called on it, except when someone lashes out and immediately feels better, and then it's "tough love".
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BRILLIANT observation.

There's no such thing as actually trying to maintain a long-term falling out with Wolverine, because everyone actually CONDONES his dickery because 'that's the way he is'.

And when someone gets all in his face about it, it's just there so they can put 'team conflict' to show that the team has 'realistic chemistry'.

Man, can you believe Claremont got away with this for two decades? What a jackass.
 
125. There are so many ways to kill him, but people keep insisting it's impossible.
125a. Submerge him in liquid nitrogen so the water in his cells freeze, expand, and explode them like little balloons, destroying every cell in his body simultaneously.
125b. Drown him.
125c. Shoot him in the eye so the bullet will destroy his brain.
125d. Give him cancer. His ability to regenerate can't rewrite damaged DNA. In fact, it should just kill him faster.
126. He can somehow regenerate memories and knowledge after his brain is damaged or completely destroyed.
 
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127. He's a prehistoric werewolf.
128. He's a good guy because he has dark hair, and Sabretooth is a bad guy because he's blonde.
129. He had his nuts blown off by the freaking Hood.
 
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TwilightEL said:
125. There are so many ways to kill him, but people keep insisting it's impossible.
125a. Submerge him in liquid nitrogen so the water in his cells freeze, expand, and explode them like little balloons, destroying every cell in his body simultaneously.
125b. Drown him.
125c. Shoot him in the eye so the bullet will destroy his brain.
125d. Give him cancer. His ability to regenerate can't rewrite damaged DNA. In fact, it should just kill him faster.
126. He can somehow regenerate memories and knowledge after his brain is damaged or completely destroyed.
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But Deadpool has cancer and he's fine.
 
TwilightEL said:
125. There are so many ways to kill him, but people keep insisting it's impossible.
125a. Submerge him in liquid nitrogen so the water in his cells freeze, expand, and explode them like little balloons, destroying every cell in his body simultaneously.
125b. Drown him.
125c. Shoot him in the eye so the bullet will destroy his brain.
125d. Give him cancer. His ability to regenerate can't rewrite damaged DNA. In fact, it should just kill him faster.
126. He can somehow regenerate memories and knowledge after his brain is damaged or completely destroyed.
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Reasons to hate, not ways to kill.

Joe Kalicki said:
127. He's a prehistoric werewolf.
128. He's a good guy because he has dark hair, and Sabretooth is a bad guy because he's blonde.
129. He had his nuts blown off by the freaking Hood.
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See, Joe is on the ball. Get on the ball, Twilight.
 
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