iceman said:what if kong was smart, and still believed peter parker was spider-man?
(or)
what if spider-man was a terrible actor, and didn't trick kong?
what if hawkeye missed the shot at the Hulk?
what if the New York Hulk attack never happened?
what if johnny storm was just as smart as everyone else?
what if the ship wasn't named the "Awesome?"
what if Gal Ak Tus was just a big dude with a G on his chest?
what if black widow wasn't a whore?
what if the Ultimates all had beards?
what if a bear and a shark fought?
what if Cap had stopped the Skrulls in 1945?
what if Iron Man didn't have a tumor?
what if Iceman hadn't gotten hurt?
what if Colossus wasn't gay?
what if Wolverine had killed Prof. X?
what if Hawk-Owl joined the Ultimates?
what if Jan won the fight with Hank?
Hellsbuttmonkey said:What if the Hulk actually managed to touch naked man like naked man touched Betty Ross?
ProjectX2 said:What if a plague wiped out everything with a male chromosome in the UU?
iceman said:what if kong was smart, and still believed peter parker was spider-man?
(or)
what if spider-man was a terrible actor, and didn't trick kong?
what if hawkeye missed the shot at the Hulk?
what if the New York Hulk attack never happened?
what if johnny storm was just as smart as everyone else?
what if the ship wasn't named the "Awesome?"
what if Gal Ak Tus was just a big dude with a G on his chest?
what if black widow wasn't a whore?
what if the Ultimates all had beards?
what if a bear and a shark fought?
what if Cap had stopped the Skrulls in 1945?
what if Iron Man didn't have a tumor?
what if Iceman hadn't gotten hurt?
what if Colossus wasn't gay?
what if Wolverine had killed Prof. X?
what if Hawk-Owl joined the Ultimates?
what if Jan won the fight with Hank?
GMaster said:Stop wasting your time. Get a job. If you have one, get another!
:lol:Bass said:Ultimate What If... #1
"What If Kong Still Believed Peter Parker Was Spider-Man?"
In a bid to get a pic of Parker as Spidey, Kong is accidentally bitten by a genetically enhanced gorilla that is somehow tenuously linked to something else in USM, making him grow to 60 feet and be made of living CGI. Calling himself "King Kong", he decides, for no reason beyond irrationality and a nervous breakdown, to attack Spider-Man in the one place he won't expect... his home! Just like Green Goblin and every other super villain Spidey's ever met. Luckily, Nick Fury arbitrarily shows up, saves Spider-Man from King Kong, tells him that he can't keep saving his life but looks forward to the day when he will own him as a slave, fixes Peter's problems with MJ because he can, and disappears into the sunset. Unfortunately, despite it not being his fault in anyway, and nothing bad actually happening, Spidey can't help but whine about how all of this is all his fault.
Part 1 of 632. 3 pages with so many repeated panels is spreads out to 32. All written by Bendis when he had some spare time on the toilet when he wasn't hammering out House of M, Daredevil, and all the other nonsense he writers. All Bendis. All ****.
:lol: I think that has actually happened almost every arc :lol:Bass said:Unfortunately, despite it not being his fault in anyway, and nothing bad actually happening, Spidey can't help but whine about how all of "this" is all his fault.
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