The most frequently asked Ultimate X-Men Question

Whose the #1 reason not to join the X-Men

  • Total voters
    39
For something to be frequently asked, this is definetly not one. Well, for Iceman anyways. :?

And besides. The only real 'tool' if any, is Cyclops.
 
not after Ultimate Xmen.
plus, in astonishing, we find emma dresses in scott's "favorite costume"... so i think its more of a denial/ trauma thing for scott to keep losing his wife there... so he is mentally messed up...
 
Last edited:
marvelman said:
not after Ultimate Xmen.
plus, in astonishing, we find emma dresses in scott's "favorite costume"... so i think its more of a denial/ trauma thing for scott to keep losing his wife there... so he is mentally messed up...
Click to expand...
Yeah well, Astosnishing is in another Universe. So that's a different Scott to worry about.
 
TheManWithoutFear said:
Iceman's a punk. Scott's a hardon who doesn't want little punks like Bobby to be his friend. Scott does what he has to do and Bobby is sorta like herpes.
Click to expand...

Bobby is like a burning, itching, pus-filled sore on your genitalia? Hmmm...interesting.

Does this make Ice the former master of herpes?

ProjectX2 said:
Mr. T pity the too'.
Click to expand...

:lol:
 
Last edited:
Ice said:
You just used it. So that makes you one, too. :wink:
Click to expand...
It was worth it to show you tools that using the word tool makes you a tool :roll:
 
TheManWithoutFear said:
Iceman's a punk. Scott's a hardon who doesn't want little punks like Bobby to be his friend. Scott does what he has to do and Bobby is sorta like herpes.
Click to expand...
Scott's also a *****-whipped b****. He has to be told how to actually be a normal person. Least Iceman doesn't need to be told how act around a girl, no matter how bad that was done.

slimjim said:
It was worth it to show you tools that using the word tool makes you a tool :roll:
Click to expand...
No you're three times the tool!
 
Last edited:
Cyclops vs. Iceman! TheManWithoutFear vs. Ice! It's the ultimate battle between two fanboys who disagree!

Two posters enter. One poster leaves.

Probably with herpes.
 
Ice said:
Scott's also a *****-whipped b****. He has to be told how to actually be a normal person.
Click to expand...

True.

Least Iceman doesn't need to be told how act around a girl, no matter how bad that was done.
Click to expand...

Also true...but he's still a tool.

ProjectX2 said:
Cyclops vs. Iceman! TheManWithoutFear vs. Ice! It's the ultimate battle between two fanboys who disagree!

Two posters enter. One poster leaves.

Probably with herpes.
Click to expand...

I love you.
 
Who's had the more girls? Cyclops has had Polaris, Jean... Iceman has had Kitty, Rogue, himself...
 
ProjectX2 said:
Who's had the more girls? Cyclops has had Polaris, Jean... Iceman has had Kitty, Rogue, himself...
Click to expand...
:lol:

Iceman also had a girlfriend back in his hometown where he told her about the X-Men.
 
Ice said:
:lol:

Iceman also had a girlfriend back in his hometown where he told her about the X-Men.
Click to expand...

But Xavier wiped it from his mind because it was actually a boy, and Xavier has a secret vendetta against gays.

Or something like that.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Back
Top