The most frequently asked Ultimate X-Men Question

[TheManWithoutFear]

Who is the bigger tool? Bobby Drake (Iceman) or Scott Summers (Cyclops)

 

[Ice]

For something to be frequently asked, this is definetly not one. Well, for Iceman anyways. :?

And besides. The only real 'tool' if any, is Cyclops.

 

[marvelman]

not after Ultimate Xmen.
plus, in astonishing, we find emma dresses in scott's "favorite costume"... so i think its more of a denial/ trauma thing for scott to keep losing his wife there... so he is mentally messed up...

 

[DIrishB]

Who is the bigger tool? Bobby Drake (Iceman) or Scott Summers (Cyclops)

Good to see I'm still inspiring you to make polls, MWoF.

 

[Ice]

not after Ultimate Xmen.
plus, in astonishing, we find emma dresses in scott's "favorite costume"... so i think its more of a denial/ trauma thing for scott to keep losing his wife there... so he is mentally messed up...

Yeah well, Astosnishing is in another Universe. So that's a different Scott to worry about.

 

[slimjim]

People who use the word "tool" are tools

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Iceman's a punk. Scott's a hardon who doesn't want little punks like Bobby to be his friend. Scott does what he has to do and Bobby is sorta like herpes.

 

[Ice]

People who use the word "tool" are tools

You just used it. So that makes you one, too. :wink:

 

[DIrishB]

People who use the word "tool" are tools

You just used it twice, so you're double the tool.

EDIT:

You just used it. So that makes you one, too.

Damn, you beat me!

 

[ProjectX2]

Mr. T pity the too'.

 

[DIrishB]

Iceman's a punk. Scott's a hardon who doesn't want little punks like Bobby to be his friend. Scott does what he has to do and Bobby is sorta like herpes.

Bobby is like a burning, itching, pus-filled sore on your genitalia? Hmmm...interesting.

Does this make Ice the former master of herpes?

Mr. T pity the too'.

:lol:

 

[slimjim]

You just used it. So that makes you one, too. :wink:

It was worth it to show you tools that using the word tool makes you a tool :roll:

 

[Ice]

Iceman's a punk. Scott's a hardon who doesn't want little punks like Bobby to be his friend. Scott does what he has to do and Bobby is sorta like herpes.

Scott's also a *****-whipped b****. He has to be told how to actually be a normal person. Least Iceman doesn't need to be told how act around a girl, no matter how bad that was done.

It was worth it to show you tools that using the word tool makes you a tool :roll:

No you're three times the tool!

 

[ProjectX2]

Cyclops vs. Iceman! TheManWithoutFear vs. Ice! It's the ultimate battle between two fanboys who disagree!

Two posters enter. One poster leaves.

Probably with herpes.

 

[DIrishB]

Scott's also a *****-whipped b****. He has to be told how to actually be a normal person.

True.

Least Iceman doesn't need to be told how act around a girl, no matter how bad that was done.

Also true...but he's still a tool.

Cyclops vs. Iceman! TheManWithoutFear vs. Ice! It's the ultimate battle between two fanboys who disagree!

Two posters enter. One poster leaves.

Probably with herpes.

I love you.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Cyclops is written as shy around girls. That's the only negative about him. Bobby's consistent actions should have him killed.

 

[ProjectX2]

Who's had the more girls? Cyclops has had Polaris, Jean... Iceman has had Kitty, Rogue, himself...

 

[Ice]

Who's had the more girls? Cyclops has had Polaris, Jean... Iceman has had Kitty, Rogue, himself...

:lol:

Iceman also had a girlfriend back in his hometown where he told her about the X-Men.

 

[ProjectX2]

:lol:

Iceman also had a girlfriend back in his hometown where he told her about the X-Men.

But Xavier wiped it from his mind because it was actually a boy, and Xavier has a secret vendetta against gays.

Or something like that.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Who's had the more girls? Cyclops has had Polaris, Jean... Iceman has had Kitty, Rogue, himself...

I have more respect for the guy who has a few serious relationships then the male whore who when it gets down to it still isn't sure what to do.