The most frequently asked Ultimate X-Men Question

[slimjim]

Cyclops gets laid and by a girl.

Name two differences between Iceman and Lil Kis

Iceman's a pimp. A cold stone pimp!

Name two differnces between cyclops and some wannabe leader who had his girl oinked by wolverine then thrown off a mountain.

 

[Ice]

Yeah, I'd put a brace around his neck, too, if it was a leg injury. C'mon, Ice, I know what I'm saying.

Look again. It was broken legs. They had to put pins, remember? The neck brace wasn't real. They were trying to play that up to get money out of Xavier.

I know what I'm saying. ESPECIALLY when it comes to Iceman. :roll:

 

[E]

Look again. It was broken legs. They had to put pins, remember? The neck brace wasn't real. They were trying to play that up to get money out of Xavier.

I know what I'm saying. ESPECIALLY when it comes to Iceman. :roll:

PWNED.

 

[ProjectX2]

Look again. It was broken legs. They had to put pins, remember? The neck brace wasn't real. They were trying to play that up to get money out of Xavier.

I know what I'm saying. ESPECIALLY when it comes to Iceman. :roll:

Irony BURN.

 

[UltimateSpiderBuggy]

Name two differences between cyclops and hitler.

Cyclops doesn't have a mustache!

Umm, umm

I THINK Hitler didn't have optic blasts!

 

[Iceshadow]

Cyclops doesn't have a mustache!

Umm, umm

I THINK Hitler didn't have optic blasts!

Yeah but Cyke does have a goatee, that's the new Hitler-stache.