The Weird News thread

[Joe Kalicki]

more here : http://omg.yahoo.com/lohan-to-work-in-morgue-as-punishment/news/5808


That's a disturbing punishment :shock:

I wonder if she'll come across her own career there.

 

[SSJmole]

I wonder if she'll come across her own career there.

You leave Lindsay alone :x

 

[Joe Kalicki]

You leave Lindsay alone :x

You couldn't pay me enough to get near her.

 

[SSJmole]

You couldn't pay me enough to get near her.

:lol: :lol: I was joking even if I admit I love my Lindsay Lohan movies

 

[E]

I wonder if she'll come across her own career there.

Burn of the Day.

:lol: :lol: I was joking even if I admit I love my Lindsay Lohan movies

Dude.

 

[SSJmole]

Dude.

*slips E a 50*

you didn't read anything

 

[Random]

more here : http://omg.yahoo.com/lohan-to-work-in-morgue-as-punishment/news/5808


That's a disturbing punishment :shock:

This gave me a good laugh

 

[Planet-man]

Mean Girls is excellent. Freaky Friday was fun. That's about it.

 

[moonmaster]

Sean Paul causes seizures

Sean Paul's music gives me seizures as well, but it has nothing to do with epilepsy.

more here : http://omg.yahoo.com/lohan-to-work-in-morgue-as-punishment/news/5808


That's a disturbing punishment :shock:

She's going to come in hung over and vomit into one of the corpses.

You leave Lindsay alone :x

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, you're being serious?

Mean Girls is excellent. Freaky Friday was fun. That's about it.

Mean Girls is great.

 

[SSJmole]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, you're being serious?

No I wasn't, Yes I'm a fan but I was joking by saying that.


Anyhoo ...............

Ancient "devil frog" may have eaten baby dinosaurs

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - It was the biggest, baddest, meanest froggy ever to have hopped on Earth.
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Scientists on Monday announced the discovery in northwestern Madagascar of a bulky amphibian dubbed the "devil frog" that lived 65 million to 70 million years ago and was so nasty it may have eaten newborn dinosaurs

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/frog_devil_dc;_ylt=Avdg2moVzcxbc2fQ4lPkRCDq188F


My favourite part is

They are nicknamed "Pac-Man" frogs due to their huge mouths

:lol:

 

[ourchair]

:lol: :lol: I was joking even if I admit I love my Lindsay Lohan movies

Typo there. 'Movies' isn't how you spell 'boobs'.

EDIT: I can't believe this is my 10,000th post.

 

[Dancanread]

Swedish couple fined for giving their child a 43-character name.

Start saving up for the kid's therapy now.

I hate people.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Damn those hippies

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I am going to name my kid Son of Joe.

Regardless of its gender.

 

[ourchair]

Swedish couple fined for giving their child a 43-character name.

Start saving up for the kid's therapy now.

I hate people.

It could have been worse.

He could have been Thai.

However, I totally endorse the parent's justification which is totally awesome:

Responding to the fine, the parents submitted the 43-character name in May 1996, claiming that it was "a pregnant, expressionistic development that we see as an artistic creation." The parents suggested the name be understood in the spirit of pataphysics.

 

[Planet-man]

"No, no, we took all the skin off of his arm as an artistic expression, to represent the bearing of the soul, the piece of the shell we're all missing. We hope you understand. We're also not total bastards for using our kid's life for this rather than one of our own."

 

[moonmaster]

Typo there. 'Movies' isn't how you spell 'boobs'.

EDIT: I can't believe this is my 10,000th post.

I know. I wasted my 10,000th post as well.

Swedish couple fined for giving their child a 43-character name.

Start saving up for the kid's therapy now.

I hate people.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's excellent.

I'm going to name my first born Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk.

Or just Bab, for short.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I'd call him Bron for short

 

[Planet-man]

Oklahoma man who was declared dead says he feels pretty good.

 

[moonmaster]

A man finally reveals his tragic story: 'I was molested by Bigfoot'.

Italian hypnotists really know how to use their powers: FOR EVIL!!!

The government bought ****ty ammunition from some 21-year-old who bought them from an illegal arms dealer from China and tried to put it in Afghanistan. No, seriously.