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ULTIMATE CENTRAL #4: DOUBLE TROUBLE
XT: Hey guys, watch this. I think I found out a way to confuse Eroz.
XT was at his new home in Ultimate Central with Nurhachi, Icemastertron and ProjectX2. He walked into the lounge area where Eroz was calmly watching TV.
XT: Eroz, why is a mouse when it spins?
Eroz went into a fit on the floor while his mind processed the impossible question, and reached out to the minds of millions looking for the answer.
NURHACHI: Hey, what kind of question is that? It doesn't make sense!
ICE: Come on man, Eroz is gonna be spazzing forever.
PROJECT: I swear XT, if you've %$%#$ed up his mind...
XT: His mind is already...
Eroz jumped up
EROZ: Cuz it rotates around the axis of the cheese!
Project smiled as XT had an amazed look on his face.
PROJECT: Ha-ha, sorry XT. Eroz wins this one.
Eroz smiled.
EROZ: You see XT; the very beast that you create is the one that will slay you in the end!
XT: Ummmm….ok Eroz.
Ultimate E walked into the room.
ULTIMATE E: Guys. We have an emergency situation.
ICE: Is it....
ULTIMATE E: No, no jokes Ice, this is serious and must be dealt with swiftly.
ICE: Ok but.....
ULTIMATE E: Shhht. Ok, now Rene has been the latest to receive powers. He has become like a living virus. Big, green, and able to hack into any computer and thus, able to invade Ultimate Central. I have been watching him and he has been researching this place and means to attack it. I need you to stop him before he is able to enter.
PROJECT: Pssh he doesnt look tough, I can take him easy.
ULTIMATE E: No doubt Project, but that is not all. Ultxon has also been embedded with power as well. He has turned mechanical and his skin has become adamantium. He is very dangerous and Rene has him under his control.
ICE: Sure thing boss, lets go!!!
XT: Hell yeah!
XT ran out the room and returned moments later in a daredevil costume.
NURHACHI: Dude, what the hell?
Ice laughed.
ICE: Haha….get it….what the HELL. Dare DEVIL. Hahaha
EROZ: Do not bite the hand that feeds Ice.
XT: What? I thought it would be cool. I mean, you guys might look like super heroes, but I need a costume.
PROJECT: Whatever guys we need to go.
ULTIMATE E: Hurry, oh, and XT, I made these for you.
ULTIMATE E handed something to XT.
XT: Contact lenses?
ULTIMATE E: Yes, but they are able to hold back your eye lasers, unless you mentally unleash them. After about 6 months they would have let your power evolve and adjust and you will no longer need them.
XT: Wow, thanks E. This is great.
PROJECT: K guys, enough gibber gabber, lets go!
Nurhachi, Project, Ice and XT all teleported to the cyber cafe that Rene was in. The customers screamed and ran out.
Rene didn't look surprised.
RENE: Ah yes, the Ultimate E's b$#@$'s. Come to take me to the "prison"?
Rene smiled.
RENE: You guys have no idea what you're doing. You have no idea who Ultimate E is, or what he's done. Yet you blindly follow him.
ICE: Hey, E has given us no reason to distrust him.
XT: What do you mean Rene? What are you talking about?
RENE: I would tell you, but its time for me to leave. But I will give you a parting gift.
The wall of the cafe was smashed in as a huge, adamantium robot with a face like some twisted Jack o Lantern walked in.
RENE: Guys, this is Ultxon. And he will be your executioner while I go deal with your boss.
With that, Rene disappeared into the computer.
PROJECT: He's going to Ultimate Central guys, we need to follow him. Ice, teleport us.
As Ice went to push the button on his watch to teleport them to Ultimate E's aid. Ultxon shot a laser beam out his eyes and destroyed the watch.
NURHACHI: Oh crap, how we gonna help E now?
XT: We can't, it's up to him to save himself.
PROJECT: Let's show this hunk of metal that it's not polite to destroy watches.
ULTXON: NOT…..METAL……..ADAMANTIUM………BEE……..YOTCH!
Project charged at Ultxon but Ultxon shot a laser beam at Project and Project flew back, through the wall of the café and into the next building. Nurhachi leapt at him, but he punched him in the gut. Nurhachi fell down, winded. Ice tried to stop him by encasing him in Ice, but he smashed it with his adamantium fist. With his enhanced senses. XT was easily able to dodge Ultxons attacks, but alas, he could not hurt a being made of adamantium.
MEANWHILE
At Ultimate Central, Rene had just arrived. He broke down the door to the mansion and approached Ultimate E and Eroz.
RENE: So, Ultimate E. I'm here to relieve you of your duties.
ULTIMATE E: Sorry Rene, not going to happen.
While they taunted each other, Eroz was suddenly overcome with fear and dread. He started stuttering and shaking.
EROZ: No….no…….not possible.
RENE: Aah, Eroz. You can read my mind can't you? You know what I know? You know about Ultimate E's REAL agenda? You know that it's not a dungeon that he's been sending people too?
Ultimate E turned towards Eroz.
EROZ: But….no…please no…….it can't be true!
Eroz turned to run, but Ultimate E picked up an ornament and threw it at Eroz's head. Eroz went down, unconscious.
ULTIMATE E: Tsk.
RENE: So, we going to do battle for this place?
ULTIMATE E: Yes, and you will become my prisoner!
BACK ON EARTH
Nothing the team could do would stop Ultxon. He was invulnerable to their attacks. XT tried to shoot him with Optic blasts, but nothing. Projects strength and Nurhachi's attacks did not harm him at all, nor did Ice's blasts, which only seemed to slow him slightly. Ultxon threw Project at Ice and Nurhachi to take them down. He then shot a laser blast at XT, who dodged the blast, but was not fast enough to dodge the debris. Ultxon seemed impossible to beat.
IN ULTIMATE CENTRAL
Rene picked up the fridge and threw it at Ultimate E. It hit Ultimate E hard, but he wasn't out.
ULTIMATE E: YOU MAY BE STRONGER THEN ME RENE…..
E got up and charged at Rene.
ULTIMATE E: BUT YOU LACK THE EXPERIENCE TO DEFEAT ONE WHO HAS BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES!!!
Rene tried to catch Ultimate E with a punch, but Ultimate E leaped over him and drop kicked the back of his head.
RENE: Aargh….
ULTIMATE E: You don't stand a CHANCE.
Ultimate E picked up the stove and threw it at Rene, it hit Rene on the Temple and Rene fell down hard.
RENE: I….I had to try stop you……
Ultimate E smiled. As Rene tried to get up, Ultimate E picked up a butcher knife and sliced at Rene's Achilles tendon, paralyzing him.
ULTIMATE E: No one can stop me Rene.
Ultimate E placed his foot on Rene's throat.
ULTIMATE E: Nice try though.
Rene began to lose consciousness as Ultimate E's foot started to squash his throat. The world went black around him, he couldn't breath. He had lost.
Ultimate E laughed.
ULTIMATE E: What a victorious day.
He dragged Rene's unconscious body towards the prison-portal and pushed the button to imprison him.
Ultimate E turned to the unconscious Eroz, lying on the floor.
ULTIMATE E: I really liked you Eroz. I found you very amusing, but, alas, you know too much.
Ultimate E then placed Eroz's body on the portal and pressed the button to teleport him to the "prison".
BACK ON EARTH
XT: its no use, we can't beat him.
ICE: DON'T GIVE UP XT
Nurhachi got his tendrils around Ultxons legs and flipped him over. Ultxon got up and shot a blast from his eyes at Nurhachi. Nurhachi ducked, but the blast carried on through the metal safe on the wall where the café kept its money.
XT: Damn, that blast can go through anything.
NURHACHI: Except…it didn't go through Project when he got shot.
Nurhachi looked at Project.
NURHACHI: I bet his insides aren't adamantium.
Project smiled
PROJECT: Oh, I get ya.
NURHACHI: XT, ICE Leap around him, try agitating him into shooting his blast at you.
Nurhachi, Ice and XT went ballistic on Ultxon, staying a safe distance from his reach. Ultxons eyes then began to glow, he was about to blast them. As he was about to release his beam, Project came up behind him and placed a hand over Ultxon's eyes. The beam could not escape and blew up inside him. With a huge explosion, Project's hand was blasted off and Ultxon collapsed.
PROJECT: AAAAH MY HAND…..MY HAND…. I HAVE NO HAND!!!!
ICE: Dude!!!
NURHACHI: Oh damn man.
Just then a portal opened above them.
XT: Looks like E defeated Rene and opened a portal for us. Let's go home.
Soon they arrived in Ultimate Central to meet Ultimate E.
ULTIMATE E: Good job team!
Ultimate E took the unconscious Ultxon and teleported him to the "prison". As he came back to them he saw Projects hand has been destroyed.
ULTIMATE E: Damn, tough break man.
Project lowered his head.
ULTIMATE E: Hey, cheer up; I'll make you a cybernetic one.
NURHACHI: Hey, E. Where's Eroz?
Ultimate E looked grim and serious.
ULTIMATE E: I'm so sorry guys, but Eroz was killed by Rene, and his body thrown over the platform into endless cyberspace.
XT: Your hearts beating faster, you're lying!
ULTIMATE E: No XT, I'm just a bit upset over this, that's all.
Nurhachi looked down, he couldn't believe it. Eroz….dead. XT turned away. The last time he was with Eroz, he made fun of him. How he regretted that. Project couldn't say anything. He had been the most mean to Eroz. How can he face the rest of the team now? Ice couldn't help but shed a tear as he lost a good friend who he had lots of fun with.
Ultimate E…was pleased. And why shouldn't he be? He's taken 3 members in one day. But there is still much more to be done. But no matter, they will fall soon enough…
