Ultimate Central: The Fanfic

Nurhachi said:
I've just decided that Aeroth will be in this issue as well. He will be a little purple dragon :)
:D
It wouldn't be complete without our own Lockheed.
 
Heres Ultimate Central #9

Introduction…


Aeroth was in his room, sitting at his computer bored out of his skull. He started feeling tired, and drifted off into sleep…..
"Aeeeeroooth", a mysterious echoing voice called, "Aeerothhhh"

"Hello?"

He was floating, floating in clouds and sky.

"Aaaeeeroooooth"

He floated towards the sound. He floated until he saw a tiny purple dragon. Its wings flapping in the air.

"Aaaeeeeroooth"

The purple dragon reached out his paw, and Aeroth his hand. As they touched, a light emitted between them. Aeroth looked into the dragon's eyes. The dragon met his gaze… It opened its mouth, as if to say something, and then fire suddenly spewed from it.

AEROTH: AAAAGHHHHHH…..

He then realized that the flames did not burn.

"Aaaeeerooooth"

He turned around to see a man standing there. He wore purple robes and was tall and dark.
"Hello Aeroth, my name is Dr. Strangefate," the man said, "I'm sorry to have forced this mutation on you but it was taking rather long to wait it out."
"What mutation?" Aeroth began to say.
"AEROTH"
"AER-ROTH"
"AIR-WRATH"
"YOU NEED TO WAKE UP"

"AAAAARGHHHHHH," Aeroth screamed. He looked down and gasped. The purple dragon from his dream…that was him…He was the purple dragon.

"Son, are you ok?" his mother asked as she opened the door.

Aeroth turned around.

"BEGON WENCH," he bellowed as his mother ran out the house screaming.

Suddenly the man from his dream, Dr. Strangefate, appeared there in his astral form.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTRUSION?" Aeroth asked, "I AM ALL THAT IS MAN, I WILL FIGHT…FOR FRANCE!"

Aeroth lunged at him.

Dr. Strangefate sighed, "I guess this is what I get for forcing a mutation."

He put out his hand and Aeroth flew back and smacked into his bed.

"A DIRTY UNDERHANDED TACTIC FROM YONDER PALM", Aeroth shrieked. "COME TO MY LOWER REGIONS, I WILL SHOW YOU POWER!"

"Silence," Dr. Strangefate shouted, "I have no time for this tomfoolery. I have come for you so that you can join me as my lackey. I have given you power, will you dare defy me?"

"YOUR WORDS RING TRUE," Aeroth said, "AND YOUR BREATH STINKS OF FRUIT. I WILL JOIN YOU."

"Gooood," Dr. Strangefate mused, "very good."


ULTIMATE CENTRAL #9: THE DOCTOR OF MIGHT AND MAGIC


ICE: What is this $#@$?

Icemastertron was in the passenger seat in Nurhachi's car with Project X2 in the back seat chewing on licorice and playing on his new PSP.

NURHACHI: This, my dear Ice, is a band called Ill Nino.

ICE: I Can't stand this, you with me Proj?

PROJECT: Uh, I don't really care Ice.

ICE: Well, I'm changing the station.

NURHACHI: Don't you dare….

Ice changed the station till he heard the girl-like whines of Justin Timberlake.

ICE: Oooohh now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

PROJECT: Dude…

NURHACHI: Oh, in my car? Oh HELL NO!

Nurhachi changed the station back.

ICE: Excuse me? You don't diss MISTER Timberlake.

Nurhachi and Project could only stare in horror as Ice turned the station back to Justin Timberlake and started swaying his head and snapping his fingers.

PROJECT: NUR! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!

The three of them turned to look towards the road, and knew that the impact was inevitable. By instinct, they changed into there superhuman forms as the car crashed into a…pyramid?

They got up out of the wreckage.

NURHACHI: I…HATE…JUSTIN…TIMBERLAKE

ICE: You didn't have to crash the car dude. You could have just said…

NURHACHI: %%#$@^^%^%&^&*%

Nurhachi put his hands around Ice's throat.

PROJECT: Calm down dudes, take a look at this…

They looked around, and gasped. The sky was red and all buildings had turned into dark pyramids, the ground was covered in flora that none of them had seen before and demons…demons were all over the place, clawing at people, laughing and shrieking. And giving them there orders…was a little, purple dragon.

AEROTH: YES!!! YES SMITE THEM MY HONEYMUFFINS! SMITE THEM WITH YOUR AWESOME MIGHT! SMITE THEM LIKE A FIREMAN SMITETH A SNOWMAN! FOR THE HONER OF OUR LORD AND MASTER! I NEED…AAAAAH!

Project grabbed the dragon and pressed him against a pyramid wall.

PROJECT: You need to have a nice tall glass of shut up juice!

Ice froze the dragon in place.

AEROTH: OH, THE COLD, IT PIERCES MY PAWS, LIKE KNIVES THROUGH MOOSE, IT PIERCES. OH IT BURNS, YOU CRETINS, YOU HOOLIGANS, YOU…

Ice froze his mouth shut,

NURHACHI: Thanks Ice.

ICE: Don't thank me yet…

Nurhachi looked behind him, to see that the demons had surrounded them.

NURHACHI: Oh man….oh man oh man oh man….demons….DEMONS…..

Just then a ghost flew past.

NURHACHI: GHOSTS!!!!

Nurhachi blacked out.

PROJECT: Ice?

ICE: Yup.

Ice used the teleporter on his watch to transport them to Ultimate Central, just as the demons got ready to attack.

Soon, they were in Ultimate Central, entering the computer room where Ultimate E sat viewing the destruction on the UC monitor.

ULTIMATE E: You know, you guys could have at least brought me Aeroth.

ICE: We didn't see Aeroth.

Nurhachi groaned.

NURHACHI: What happened?

ULTIMATE E: That purple dragon…

ICE: That was Aeroth? That little piece of…

ULTIMATE E: Yes Ice, that's Aeroth.

ICE: Bugger.

PROJECT: E, What's causing all the changes in the city?

ULTIMATE E: Not just the city Aeroth, the entire world.

ICE: HOLY @#$#@$

PROJECT: Who could be doing this?

ICE: And don't tell me it's that purple thing we left back there.

ULTIMATE E: No Ice, it's the man who calls himself…Dr. Strangefate. Master of the Mystic arts. He can also turn into organic steel, but in that form, his Magic powers won't be effective.

NURHACHI: He did all this?

ULTIMATE E: It's not really real, Nurhachi, this is all just an illusion. Strangefate grew bored with the way the world was and wanted to make it more exciting. He plans to use his demon illusions to scare the world into submitting to him.

PROJECT: And where can we find the fob?

ULTIMATE E: Over here.

He showed them a castle on the monitor.

ICE: A freakin' CASTLE?

PROJECT: Do ya think he's compensating for something?

NURHACHI: Let's go get 'im.

They went to the teleporting pad and teleported to the castle.

Once they were gone…

ULTIMATE E: E-Men! Come to me.

Caduceus came out of the shadows, along with his teammates.

ULTIMATE E: I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting our new recruits.

Caduceus pointed out the tall man with a long brown trench coat and glowing red eyes.

CADUCEUS: This is Ultimate Gambit. He has the power to charge any object with kinetic energy.

ULTIMATE GAMBIT: How's it goin boss.

ULTIMATE E: Good, thank you Gambit. What's that you have in your hand there?

ULTIMATE GAMBIT: Playing cards boss, easy to throw. Very effective.

CADUCEUS: And this is Patriot. Expert with guns. Never misses a shot.

PATRIOT: Sir.

ULTIMATE E: Welcome, both of you.

CADUCEUS: So what's the situation?

ULTIMATE E: My main team has gone off to face Dr. Strangefate. Only problem is, I suspect Strangefate might know a bit more then he should. I need you to follow them and if Strangefate starts talking…you need to take care of him quick.

CADUCEUS: Done.

Caduceus, Gambit and Patriot approached the teleport pad…

At Dr. Strangefates castle:

PROJECT: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

ICE: Sorry man, it just doesn't work with you.

Just then, the astral form of Dr. Strangefate appeared.

DR. STRANGEFATE: This is your last chance, Avatars of E, turn back.

PROJECT: Not a chance Clown-Shoes!

ICE: Clown shoes?

DR. STRANGEFATE: Then I have no choice. Goodbye.

DSF waved his hands and demons swarmed out of the buildings. His astral form then disappeared.

ICE: Remember guys, this is just an illusion.

NURHACHI: Doesn't make it any less freaky man.

PROJECT: Then close your eyes.

Project closed his eyes and charged. He ran straight through the demons and smashed through the castle walls.

ICE: Let's go Nur.

They followed close behind Project as he bashed through room after room. Passing illusions of nightmarish realities and frightening creatures. Eventually they reached the room where Dr. Strangefate stood, waiting for them with his little purple dragon, Aeroth.

DR. STRANGEFATE: How clever. However you will not stop me.

AEROTH: NOR I! I AM OMNIPOTENT! I AM THE ALMIGHTY! I AM THE DONKEY THAT SITS ON YOUR FECES!

DR. STRANGEFATE: Leave them to me Aeroth, you can't defeat them.

AEROTH: AM I A COWARD?

DR. STRANGEFATE: No?

AEROTH: IS MY SENSE OF SMELL KEEN?

DR. STRANGEFATE: Yes?

AEROTH: THEN I SHALL FIGHT!

Aeroth flew towards the Ultimate Central Team and started spewing out tongues of flame.

Ice froze the flames and Project grabbed Aeroth and slapped him unconscious.

PROJECT: Annoying little $@%^$#^

DR. STRANGEFATE: I warned you not to come.

He shot some mystic bolts at them, but Ice protected them with an ice shield.

DR. STRANGEFATE: Hmm…Your powers may be able to stop my magic bolts. But they will not be able to stop…ME!

Dr. Strangefate grew larger, his skin turned into steel and his muscles expanded. He moved forward and smashed the ice shield. He ran at Project and threw a punch. Project blocked it and hit him with a punch of his own. DSF was unaffected however, and grabbed Projects arm and swung him across the room. Nurhachi pounced and sliced at DSF with his axe-hand. DSF laughed.

DR. STRANGEFATE: Trying to cut steel? How cute…

DSF then kicked Nurhachi through the roof.

Project charged and DSF flipped him up through the roof as well. He then stepped aside as Nurhachi hit the floor and Project hit Nurhachi.

DR. STRANGEFATE: Your turn little man of Ice.

But as DSF went to pound Ice, Ice froze the floor and DSF slid across the room and landed flat on his backside. Angry, DSF smashed his fist into the floor, making it shake and Ice fell down as well.

Ice slowly started to rise, as did Project and Nurhachi.

ICE: We…won't…let…you steal the world's freedom.

DR. STRANGEFATE: HYPOCRITE! You say this when you're doing the exact same thing.

NURHACHI: What do you mean man? We save the world…from control freaks like you.

DR. STRANGEFATE: Oh…this is too precious…you don't even know who you're working for…

PROJECT: What are you talking about?

Dr. Strangefate turned back into his human form.

DR. STRANGEFATE: You're "master" Ultimate E is actually using you too…

Dr. Strangefate let out a gasp, as he collapsed to the ground.

NURHACHI: What the?

ICE: Look, at the back of his neck.

They saw a dart, someone had shot him. Someone who didn't want them to know the truth. They looked around, and out of the corner, a man wearing all black, except for the skull on his shirt, stepped forward.

PATRIOT: Move away from him, now!

PROJECT: Who the $#@% are you.

A man came up next to him.

ULTIMATE GAMBIT: He said move away!

Ultimate Gambit charged up a card and threw it at there feet. It blew up and temporary blinded them.

When their vision returned, Dr. Strangefate's and Aeroth's bodies had been taken, and the first thing they saw was Caduceus's hypnotic stare.

CADUCEUS: You will go back to Ultimate Central and go straight to bed. You will remember nothing about Dr. Strangefate, nor what he said. In fact, you will not remember anything about today. Go.

Ice pushed his teleport button and teleported them all to Ultimate Central, where they went to sleep.


EPILOGUE

In the Ultimate Central Computer Room.

CADUCEUS: Here ya go boss.

Ultimate Gambit placed the unconscious body of Dr. Strangefate on the teleport pad and Patriot did the same with Aeroth.

ULTIMATE E: Good job boys.

He pushed the button to send the 2 captured beings to the UC prison.

ULTIMATE E: Take some time off. Until I call for you again…


The next morning at breakfast…

PROJECT: Hey, I just looked at the clock and its Friday today. Haha, I thought it was only Thursday.

ICE: Hey, that's weird. So did I.

NURHACHI: What did we do yesterday?

PROJECT: I dunno man, but hey, I thought up a team name for us.

ICE: What's that?

PROJECT: The Avatars of E!

NURHACHI: How about just, The Avatars!

ICE: I like that.

PROJECT: The Avatars it is…
 
E-Men Rule!!!

I think my favourite part, even above Aeroth's talking, is DSF's motivation. He just got bored with reality. Fantastic
 
Icemastertron was in the passenger seat in Nurhachi's car with Project X2 in the back seat chewing on licorice and playing on his new PSP.

Ha! He wishes! :lol:

There are a couple subtleties in the characterizations that I got. I won't say what they are, but just know that I got them. :wink:
 
UltimateE said:
Ha! He wishes! :lol:
That....that hurts...:cry:



Nurhachi said:
ICE: Excuse me? You don't diss MISTER Timberlake.

Nurhachi and Project could only stare in horror as Ice turned the station back to Justin Timberlake and started swaying his head and snapping his fingers.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!! 8)



But overall, loved the chapter. I am so awesome. :p
 
icemastertron said:
That....that hurts...:cry:

I was joking because you said you would rather stick with your DS. I didn't know you actually wanted a PSP.
 
UltimateE said:
I was joking because you said you would rather stick with your DS. I didn't know you actually wanted a PSP.
I would rather stick with my DS, only cuz the PSP cost so damn much. If it was at a lower price, I would jump all over it.


And I know you were joking, but it felt right to post what I did. :p
 
Loved Aeroth, very funny. Seems to be falling into a bit of a monster of the week pattern right now though, hopefuly the next installment will move the mainline plot ahead a little more.
 
roguefan said:
I'm just gald that I'm never going to be in this. I'm not considered to have been on here long enough, so, I'm pretty gald. I'd probably end up having crap powers anyways, like Lifeguards in X-TREME X-MEN! lol
Hey, I liked Lifeguard's powers. I bet Nurachi would put you in the story if you just asked.
 
Dude I love how E is getting more and more mysterious. Can't wait to read the next one and then Chapter 11 ^_^
 
PROJECT: E, What's causing all the changes in the city?

ULTIMATE E: Not just the city Aeroth, the entire world.

Seems a bit confusing.

Anyway great chapter as always. The conclusion draws near...
 
3 for this arc. I got the next solit up, but would like to see DSF's reply before i put it up. The next issue involves....CAPTAIN :eek:



PS Dont worry Irish... Im getting the feeling you might be in the next arc....
 

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