GET READY, BECAUSE THE WATCHMEN VIDEO GAME IS COMING TO A SYSTEM NEAR YOU!!
ENTER THE ACTION-FILLED COMIC BOOK WORLD OF THE AMAZING WATCHMEN, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! THE WATCHMEN VIDEO GAME BOASTS SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE ACTION GAMEPLAY EVER DEVISED:
FLASHBACK TO YOUR PAINFUL CHILDHOOD WITH YOUR ALCOHOLIC PROSTITUTE MOTHER AND LOSE YOUR FAITH IN REASON AND GOD!!
AWKWARDLY GROPE YOUR FRIEND'S WIFE ON YOUR LIVING ROOM COUCH AND FAIL TO ATTAIN AN ERECTION!!
TENSELY DEBATE THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE WITH YOUR DISTANT HUSBAND WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY COMING TO A TERRIBLE NEW UNDERSTANDING OF THE PAINFUL SECRETS UPON WHICH YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN BUILT!!
THAT'S RIGHT! WHO PLAYS 'THE WATCHMEN'?? YOU DO, NEXT YEAR!!
RATED T FOR TEEN.
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