The Overlord
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Why was Nick Fury banished from the ultimate Universe? It seems like a waste to stick him in the supreme Universe, that's just a waste of a good character.
Why was Nick Fury banished from the Ultimate Universe?
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McCheese
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Because Joe Quesada hates Black people. [/Kanye West]
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Iceshadow
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Squadron Supreme? More like Squadron White Supremacist. Nick is going there to kick *** and teach them how love.
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
'cuz once you go black, you never go back to Wolverine
Iceshadow
Well-Known Member
Exactly.
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
They have good chickenmelon there,
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Foolsfolly
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I don't know. Marvel likes messing up the UU.
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Cause Quesada has no idea how to make a dynamic story twist
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
Ah, chickenmelon. with the skin of fried chicken and the flesh of watermelon. Hell, I'd move anywhere that had naturally grown chickmelon in a heartbeat.
That's one of those racial stereotypes I never really got. I mean, sure black people like fried chicken and watermelon? But who DOESN'T love fried chicken and watermelon? It's two of the greatest foods ever. Fried chicken is easily in the top five of poultry, and watermelon is on a pedestal above all the other melons anyway.
Also: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
I would go into a huge speech about the ramification of the civil war and the freeing of the slaves and how it connects to Fried Chicken and Watermelon. But I don't want to bore you.
Also the reason black people hate white people is they remind them of cotton.
You know...
cause it's white.
Also the reason black people hate white people is they remind them of cotton.
You know...
cause it's white.
moonmaster
Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
moonmaster
Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
omg i apologise 2 all teh blaks my bad 4got bout b.g.
i sware im not rasist im down i gots a blak frend see
i sware im not rasist im down i gots a blak frend see
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
omg i apologise 2 all teh blaks my bad 4got bout b.g.
i sware im not rasist im down i gots a blak frend see
He looks half black to me.
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
Which one?
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moonmaster
Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
No see it's two separate people, one of them is white and one of them is black.
I see how you could get confused though.
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
like an oreo? Sorry. It gets confusing. I'm so forward thinking that I don't see any distinctions between people. I can't see where one person ends and the other begins. If I'm looking at a crowd, it's just one massive, multicolored blob.
moonmaster
Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
So you're saying you're Stephen Colbert?
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
I'm better than Stephen Colbert. He just doesn't see race or sex. I can't make distinctions between people altogether.... much like a hive insect, I'd imagine.
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