Captain America Returns with Alex Ross.

McCheese

Well-Known Member
The more I look at it the more pissed I get. It looks like a dog ate red, white, and blue crayons then threw them up and someone took a picture of it.

I kind of want to kick Alex Ross in the nads right now.
 

SSJmole

Face-Punching As Foreign Policy
The more I look at it the more pissed I get. It looks like a dog ate red, white, and blue crayons then threw them up and someone took a picture of it.

I kind of want to kick Alex Ross in the nads right now.

but ... but ... look how shiny
 

Random

Didn't **** any of those *****es
The more I look at it the more pissed I get. It looks like a dog ate red, white, and blue crayons then threw them up and someone took a picture of it.

I kind of want to kick Alex Ross in the nads right now.

I know, who would thought he would make such a crappy picture?
 

Random

Didn't **** any of those *****es
Seriously?

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The whole downward arrow thing may work for Spider-man, but not Cap
 

McCheese

Well-Known Member
I know, who would thought he would make such a crappy picture?
Not I. It's just... awful. There's no way around it.

It looks like crap and why the **** would Captain America be shiny? Why would anyone who might face gunfire choose to be shiny? What's the point of all that black if your going to draw attention to yourself like that?
Its an asp.....or as you civilians call it "baton".
I call it the whackin' stick.
 

TwilightEL

Well-Known Member
Not I. It's just... awful. There's no way around it.

It looks like crap and why the **** would Captain America be shiny? Why would anyone who might face gunfire choose to be shiny? What's the point of all that black if your going to draw attention to yourself like that?

Black isn't even all that great as camouflage--dark blue or green are better. Plus, the black contrasts with the shininess, making him even more obvious and giving him a distinctive silhouette that stands out. I can only assume that the shininess is meant to trick people into aiming for his heavily armored chest.

I call it the whackin' stick.

It's a knife. The article calls it a knife.
 

McCheese

Well-Known Member
Black isn't even all that great as camouflage--dark blue or green are better. Plus, the black contrasts with the shininess, making him even more obvious and giving him a distinctive silhouette that stands out. I can only assume that the shininess is meant to trick people into aiming for his heavily armored chest.
Isn't that the same excuse they gave for Punisher's skull?
It's a knife. The article calls it a knife.
Why you hatin' on mah whakin' stick?
 

Void.M

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Im pretty sure this guy is bucky

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The gun the knife and the star on his shoulder are the giveaways.
 
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