Doom's a Dick

This one time I was stalking Kristen Bell, as I am often prone to do, and when she drove home I climbed into a tree just outside her property to peep at her. I found Doom already in the tree and he refused to share his binoculars. Then he pushed me out of the tree.

Doom is a total dick.
 
Victor Von Doom said:
Doom once dated this girl and knocked her up. When she told him she was pregnant, he disappeared for a month. But then he came crawling back when he learned that her mom got nominated to run as VP.
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But it's all right now, you've learned your lesson well. You see, you can't please everyone so you've got to please yourself.
 
victor von doom said:
doom once dated this girl and knocked her up. When she told him she was pregnant, he disappeared for a month. But then he came crawling back when he learned that her mom got nominated to run as vp.


Doom also frequently offers his dick in a box as a christmas presents.


Dick.
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:)

iceshadow said:
one time doom mugged natalie portman, and when she asked "why!?" he flipped her a nickel and told her to call someone who cares. When she then said that pay phones cost twenty-five cents to make a call, doom punched her left ovary and walked away. Doom's a dick.
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mccheese said:
this one time i was stalking kristen bell, as i am often prone to do, and when she drove home i climbed into a tree just outside her property to peep at her. I found doom already in the tree and he refused to share his binoculars. Then he pushed me out of the tree.

Doom is a total dick.
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:)
 
Doom such a dick, a beautiful blonde once paid him to track down her husband who she suspected was cheating on her but then discovered the man was a hitman for the mob who had been killed for revenge by one of his victim's stock brokers over a matter of $50,000 in cash which had disappeared from the safe of a wealthy socialite who was secretly involved in a numbers racket controlled by three corrupt aldermen in the intrest of stockpiling extra earnings from a bootleg alcohol ring localized around a private room in the back of a nightclub run by a shady consigliere who ran the books for this and another club which were both owned by a notorious crime boss that was blackmailing a prominent city official in order to get revenge on his wife for running around on him.

With whom?

You guessed it.
 
Planet-man said:
With whom?

You guessed it.
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Years ago, Doom watched some guy drown in a lake and didn't do anything, but Phil Collins saw it and wrote a song about it and then got Doom to go to one of his concerts and sit under a spotlight so that he could sing "In the Air Tonight" directly at him.

Because Doom is a dick.


Doom is such a dick that he used the word 'dick' in an anatomical context and the mods didn't delete it like they did with my post.


Dr.Strangefate said:
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Yes!!!

I so want that to be a running thing here.
 
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Planet-man said:
Doom such a dick, a beautiful blonde once paid him to track down her husband who she suspected was cheating on her but then discovered the man was a hitman for the mob who had been killed for revenge by one of his victim's stock brokers over a matter of $50,000 in cash which had disappeared from the safe of a wealthy socialite who was secretly involved in a numbers racket controlled by three corrupt aldermen in the intrest of stockpiling extra earnings from a bootleg alcohol ring localized around a private room in the back of a nightclub run by a shady consigliere who ran the books for this and another club which were both owned by a notorious crime boss that was blackmailing a prominent city official in order to get revenge on his wife for running around on him.

With whom?

You guessed it.
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I should add:
GW371H404
 
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