Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
I haven't gotten to sleep tonight.
Why?
This is why.
It's a bizarre mix of the lamest things ever. Glenn Beck twitters away, generally acting like a *****, rolling out his schtick like he's performing a guest spot on Law and Order, and cries. Yeah. Cries. At least three times. It's so over the top and obviously fake that I had to rewind it a few times to figure out if he was being a sarcastic dick or just a phony dick. Dude puts Billy Graham to shame. In the process, the show flits between Oprah, The 700 Club, and self help infomercial. So then I have to start digging. And it is a ****ing self-help scheme. His whole thing is 9-12 which is nine principles, twelve values, so we can be back to how we were right after 9/11. Seriously. I'm not making this **** up. This is Scientology deep. I'm gonna give you just a little taste, because a whole plate of this **** would melt the brains of lower level thetans like yourself.
The first principle is
"America is good."
Followed by
(wait for it)
"I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life."
I hear you, Glenn.
Viva La Redneck Revolucion!
Why?
This is why.
It's a bizarre mix of the lamest things ever. Glenn Beck twitters away, generally acting like a *****, rolling out his schtick like he's performing a guest spot on Law and Order, and cries. Yeah. Cries. At least three times. It's so over the top and obviously fake that I had to rewind it a few times to figure out if he was being a sarcastic dick or just a phony dick. Dude puts Billy Graham to shame. In the process, the show flits between Oprah, The 700 Club, and self help infomercial. So then I have to start digging. And it is a ****ing self-help scheme. His whole thing is 9-12 which is nine principles, twelve values, so we can be back to how we were right after 9/11. Seriously. I'm not making this **** up. This is Scientology deep. I'm gonna give you just a little taste, because a whole plate of this **** would melt the brains of lower level thetans like yourself.
The first principle is
"America is good."
Followed by
(wait for it)
"I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life."
I hear you, Glenn.
Viva La Redneck Revolucion!
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