moonmaster said:MY LETTER, FIRST DRAFT.
Dear H.A.T.E. Mail,
I demand that you print this letter. It is so mind-explodingly, skull-****ingly, face-rockingly incredible that if you do not print it you will be shamed and ridiculed for the rest of your miserable lives. I know you'll do it. I know because I'm inside of your mind. Can't you feel your thoughts slipping away? Your times is over, Charles. I'm inside. And oh,...its so empty in here. Oh yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. I'll go there whenever I please. Watch...watch...See, I just went there and came back. In fact, I go all places and do all things at all times. Yes, even France. I own France. And you're not allowed in. See, the sign says "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" so you can't come in! And I've got cupcakes in here, but you can't have any! Look, I'm stuffing my face with them. You are so jealous right now.
You may be thinking to yourself (Actually, I know your thinking this because I'm inside of your head and all) "I know what he's getting at, but what is the point?" The point is this: The Machines are coming. You know that. And Keanu can't save you this time. He's with me, here in France. He's eating a delicious cupcake right now and laughing about you. Oh yes, the Machines are coming. They have claws. Cold, steel claws. And we all know what they do with those claws. Yes, that orifice.
On that note, let me finish with this note: Crack is whack, and black is black, and once you go black, you never go back.
With My Undying and Sometimes Illegal Love,
The Master of the Moon.
Warren Ellis said:NEXTWAVE #2 was moved to March 1 to let retailers adjust their orders in the face of the #1 sellout
Rhyo said:And the jab at Disassembled was good, too...
Victor Von Doom said:O JOY TO THE WORLD!!! SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!!!! This is what it's all about!!!!!
If you're not reading Nextwave...you don't deserve to read comics. Seriously. Nextwave now goes to #2 on the Top 10 list......maybe it can knock out the Ultimates in #1 if Nextwave can be released continuously on time.
"I could make you pregnant."UltimateE said:Ah, forgot that one.
"Okay, so we can't break its hide. So we need a new plan. Lateral thinking."
"Is that what they taught you in the Avengers? That and beware of spooky chicks who think they've been made pregnant by robots?"
ProjectX2 said:I think the first issue was better.
Am I the only one who doesn't think this is LOL funny? It's funny in a weird way, but nothing to make me burst out laughing.