The Greatest Movie That Never Was

[ProjectX2]

"The story was along the lines of THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT, with a German Zeppelin being blown off-course during a bombing raid on London and winding up at a "lost continent"-type place."

That is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I want this movie NOW.

If anyone else has any awesome movies they've heard of but either weren't made or have disappeared, post them!

I also just found this: The sequel, of course, would be Raptors on a Zeppelin, starring Sam Jackson as the brilliant native of the Lost Continent who seizes the zep' from the Nazis by infesting it with his trained raptors...

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

Project pitched this to me on AIM.

And it's still the best thing I've ever seen.

 

[marvelman]

meh.

not as good as monopoly + hell.

professor moneybags is here for your soul.

Go directly to hell, do not pass go do not collect 200. unless the 200 is lashings. for eternity.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

 

[ProjectX2]

I think Monkeys With Guns would also be awesome.

 

[marvelman]

I think Monkeys With Guns would also be awesome.

on a heist.

NOW its awesome.

 

[Jaggyd]

I think Monkeys With Guns would also be awesome.

Monkeys + Chainsaws

 

[SSJmole]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0

 

[marvelman]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0

mmmmm...


nnnnnoooooooo.

 

[SSJmole]

mmmmm...


nnnnnoooooooo.

:lol: :lol:

 

[marvelman]

:lol: :lol:

i dont even know why you are laughing out loud, or loling

 

[Planet-man]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0

That was actually great, but the problem is, the title ruins the surprise. If I hadn't known what it was going to be I guarantee I would've laughed my *** off when it was revealed.

 

[SSJmole]

i dont even know why you are laughing out loud, or loling

because it was funny.

 

[thee great one]

The Jackson Powerpuff Girl's movie.

 

[ourchair]

I'm sure I posted that here more than once. Probably in the videogames to movies thread or whatever its called. But I agree, it would be the most awesome movie.

"The story was along the lines of THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT, with a German Zeppelin being blown off-course during a bombing raid on London and winding up at a "lost continent"-type place."

That is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I want this movie NOW.

If anyone else has any awesome movies they've heard of but either weren't made or have disappeared, post them!

I also just found this: The sequel, of course, would be Raptors on a Zeppelin, starring Sam Jackson as the brilliant native of the Lost Continent who seizes the zep' from the Nazis by infesting it with his trained raptors...

This would be better than Reign of Fire. Like a hojillion times better.

 

[Gothamite]

'Nuff said.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I saw that poster at a movie theater when the movie was supposed to come out, believe it or not.

Also, I watched a bootleg of the movie. . . Tim Story is my new God.

 

[Gothamite]

I saw that poster at a movie theater when the movie was supposed to come out, believe it or not.

Also, I watched a bootleg of the movie. . . Tim Story is my new God.

There is nothing I'd like more than to watch a bootleg of that movie. Judging by the YouTube videos, it is ***-rammingly bad, but gut-bustingly funny as a result. That last scene, with Reed's hand flailing around the sun-roof was just hilarious.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

There is nothing I'd like more than to watch a bootleg of that movie. Judging by the YouTube videos, it is ***-rammingly bad, but gut-bustingly funny as a result. That last scene, with Reed's hand flailing around the sun-roof was just hilarious.

Oh yeah, the glove on a stick! Hilarious.

 

[Gothamite]

Oh yeah, the glove on a stick! Hilarious.

Ahem, stick, yes. That's what it was.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

The scene where the FF get their powers in that movie actually had a really cool, kinda Twilight Zone-ish vibe.

 

[Gothamite]

The scene where the FF get their powers in that movie actually had a really cool, kinda Twilight Zone-ish vibe.

Have you read the Agony Booth review?

That's why I want to see this movie.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

What the heck is this from?

 

[Planet-man]

I own a bootleg DVD of Roger Corman's The Fantastic Four, and let me tell you, it's nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be.

It's awful alright, but it has a deal of redeeming qualities.

 

[DGspider-fan]

Ahem, stick, yes. That's what it was.

Best movie ending ever.

What the heck is this from?

I don't know what it's from but it sure is terrible.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

My Uncle got me a bootleg copy of the fantastic four movie when I was little. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

 

[Gothamite]

It's awful alright, but it has a deal of redeeming qualities.

Apparently, Doom is actually pretty cool when he's shrouded in mystery in darkness during the first part of the movie. But once he's actually revealed, he's just silly.

 

[Gothamite]

Okay, so I'm downloading a torrent of the Roger Corman FF flick, but something fishy's going on. It's only 236 MBs! I don't have any videos over half an hour that are less than 300.

This better not be a pr0no...

(You wouldn't believe how often I've accidentally downloaded pr0n. I'm not joking.)

 

[Gothamite]

There is nothing I'd like more than to watch a bootleg of that movie.

You idiot. You stupid, ****ing fanboy...

Well, it wasn't...it wasn't pr0n. It was the actual..."film".

...

Oohhh...

:sick:

Oh, Jesus, what a piece of ****...

Arrgh! It's coming to get me!!

Okay...after giving myself some 'recovery time', I've decided that this irradiated piece of cat faeces could well be the worst 'film' I've ever seen in my life. Yes, friends, worse than Batman & Robin. The latter seems like a Spielberg Masterpiece compared to the shockingly disgraceful 90 minutes I just subjected myself to. It's not only bad in the storytelling and filmmaking sense of the word, it's ****ing weird as well! I know this is an overused joke, but were they HIGH?

- Reed's a paedophile! He meets Sue at the start of the film when she's like 12 and he's like 30! And then he marries her!

- Doom's voice is so muffled you can't hear what he's saying! "Mmahahmm! RIBBARBBS!"

- Johnny is so high-strung he actually seems like he's high on cocaine for the whole film! He actually starts slapping himself at one point, as though he's getting the shakes or something.

- The Jeweller? The mother****ing Jeweller? What the **** is that ****?

- Alicia meets Ben once. Then she goes home and makes a sculpture of his face because of how much she loves him?! What in ****?!

Seriously, I know I exaggerate sometimes...but I can't believe how bad this film is. I really can't. It wasn't so-bad-it's-good like I was hoping, it was just so horribly bad I wanted to gouge my eyes out. Don't spend your money on this movie. Don't even download it. Stay well away from it.

 

[SSJmole]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uwCNDcfQiGU