moonmaster
Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
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As a Black Mexo-French Muslim Jew, I am highly offended.
+515 Ourchair Points. :lol::lol::lol:A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralysed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get my shoes for me?"
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you."
The first daughter says, "That's not true."
He says, "I'll prove it."
He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."
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How Moses allegedly got the 10 commandments (Not meant to offend it's just funny)
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
These are the best. :lol:How do you know when your at an anorexic party ?
The cake jumps out of the girl
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound?
The greyhound waits for the hare.
Whats black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron