UC: Stuck

This is insanely awesome, from what I read while quickly skimming through it for my name.

By the way, I think I should appear more.
Random said:
No he likes girls, specifically Tub Girl
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It's so totally true.
Zombipanda said:
Well, who wouldn't? Her body is like a beautiful fountain of brown... and a little green..... and some chunks of corn...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
It stalked swiftly through the night, following it's course that is has done over the decades searching for an easy meal.

And now.

It focused on the newest inhabitants of the island, and sped off, towards one of the groups.

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Ice and IceShadow were paired off, hunting for something to eat.

Ice: I think I found some fruit.
Iceshadow: It's getting real dark, we should head back soon.

The bushes next to them rattled. They paused.

Iceshadow: What is it?
Ice: I haven't....

Before Ice could finish, the bush exploded outwards. The two individuals ran, booking it through the forest, eventually Iceshadow became seperated from Ice.

Iceshadow: Ice, you there? Ice? ICE!

He heard noises again, and looked at the trees.

Iceshadow: Whose there? OH BY THE STARS! WHO ARE YOU?

Once again, the bush exploded outwards.

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Ice paused as he heard a scream cut through the air.

Ice: ICESHADOW?

Then, a bush near him exploded, and he jumped in the air.

Ice: GAH!

Random and Zombipanda stood there, making faces.

Random: Oh man, did we scare you guys!
Ice: You ***!
Zombipanda: Ha, idiot, getting scared, we are on a deserted island, why are you...

This time, two screams filled the air.

Ice: What the hell?
Random: We sent Planet-Man and McCheese to follow Iceshadow to scare him again.
Zombipanda: Perhaps we should join...

McCheese and Planet-Man stumbled into the clearing, shrieking like little girls.

Zombipanda: What's the matter?
Random: Where's Iceshadow?
Ice: And why is he my shadow?
McCheese: I have no idea, we busted out to scare him again, when we saw him being dragged into a bush. We tried to save him...but....but.....my God, the humanity...
Planet-Man: McCheese is being slightly dramatic, but he did get dragged off. We have no idea where, his head was bleeding and stuff
Ice: Interesting eh Zombipanda...looks like we aren't alone.
Zombipanda: So, why didn't you try and help?
McCheese: The humanity...
Planet-Man: What, and scuff up my new shoes, I don't think so
Ice: Okay, we set up a watch, and no more of these stupid pranks, got it people?
Random: Right!
McCheese: the humanity...
Planet-Man: I'm down
Zombipanda: Whatever you say I guess. I'm still pissed at the Wonder twins for not helping.
Ice: Good, we will get through the....

Another scream, then a sudden stop echoed throughout the night air.

Random: I just pee'd alittle
Zombipanda: Oh by the stars, he did...
 
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You're SO right. ;) I do so "Oh by the stars" all the time.

Heh. The parts with me are the funniest.
 
Awww, I knew I was gonna bite it first! Ha! Oh well still a good chapter/episode and I'm enjoying the regularity with which you update.

Keep it up Houde!
 
Houde: Alright, do you think we should post a watch?
VVD: For what?
Baxter: There's bound to be something attracted to the dead bodies. I think we should bury them
Houde: Good thinking, thanks for volunterring that.
VVD: Good job man.
Baxter: But I didn't volunteer....
Houde: Go get em tiger.
Baxter: I hate you.

Baxter walked away, cursing the fact he had to do this....wait a minute.

Baxter: Hey, you jackass.

J. Agamemnon and Hibiki, relaxing on a couple of salvaged chairs give him a look.

J. Agamemnon: Yea
Baxter: You remember that guy that feel out of the tree
J. Agamemnon: Yea
Baxter: Houde told me to tell you to go bury him, but since I'm a nice guy, I'll help you out.
J. Agamemnon: Oh, thanks man.
Hibiki: You two have fun, I'm going to work on my tan.
Baxter: Oh, that's nice.

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Houde and VVD walked away when suddenly Houde stopped.

Houde: You see that?

He pointed in the forest.

VVD: See what?
Houde: The guy, standing there, he' wearing a damn labcoat.
VVD: You smoking crack brah? That's what got me going down the wrong road once. You shouldn't touch that stuff brah.
Houde: I'm not smoking crack, I'M SEEING A MAN I THOUGHT WAS DEAD!
VVD: You need to relax brah. Here, have a smoke brah.
Houde: I don't smoke.
VVD: I thought all drug addicts smoke.

Suddenly, the area Houde was staring at, was occupied, by a huge boar.

Houde: Are you seeing that boar.
VVD: Yea brah.
Houde: Got any of that bear mace on you still?
VVD: No brah, it's out, I used it to calm down the two kids who kept starting fires.
Houde: So, um, what do we do.
VVD: Offer it a smoke?

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Ten seconds later

Houde and VVD came running down the beach.

Houde: OH MY GOSH! THERE'S A HUGE BOAR TRYING TO KILL US!
VVD: IT'S DEATH ON FOUR LEGS!

Sure enough, behind the two of them came the boar, snorting.

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Baxter: I wonder what all the commotion is...
J. Agamemnon: No idea, let's drop this guy in the hole already.

The two of them drop the guy into a dug hole to fit him. As they are covering the dirt back over him, J. Agamemnon notices something odd in the sand. He bends down and picks it up.

J. Agamemnon: Looks likes the guy's wallet...
Baxter: ID is missing, odd.
J. Agamemnon: Yea, but he won't be needing his cash anymore, now will he?
Baxter: I don't think so, half and half
J. Agamemnon: Yeah right, I saw it first, it's all mine.

Baxter holds up the shovel.

Baxter: Half and half.
J. Agamemnon: Fine.

Neither of them noticed two eyes watching them do there gruel work.

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Houde: Okay, keep it cornered!

Houde was shouting at the three individuals who managed to corner the boar. Surprisingly, the three indidviduals were GMaster, TGO and Moony.

Moony: Told you I was a Viking!

He was weilding a chair, and was wearing a baseball helmet.

TGO: Let's do this! Interweb vikings go!

TGO was sporting a Umpire's whistle and holding a piece of driftwood.

GMaster: Maybe we should let it go?

GMaster had done all the work, and was kinda upset that TGO and Moony decided they 'helped' him.

TGO: Screw that, I want some food!
Moony: Oh, I can smell the burgers!
GMaster: You two gents are really bad you know that?
Moony: BURGERS!
GMaster: We haven't even been shipwrecked the whole day yet, you probably had burgers last night.
TGO: And they tasted so good, but we want more, for we three are!
Moony: THE INTERWEB VIKINGS!
GMaster: Stop lumping me in with you guys!
 
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Baxter: I don't think so, half and half
J. Agamemnon: Yeah right, I saw it first, it's all mine.

Baxter holds up the shovel.

Baxter: Half and half.
J. Agamemnon: Fine.
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Thats spot ****ing on Houde.
 
Iceshadow said:
Awesome! This story makes my day, hmm a traitor ehh? I'm not to curious as to who that is but who his first victem is going to be.
As for "GMaster" I have an idea of who might be, but I'll hold off on the wild speculation for now.8)
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Oh, come on, give us some wild speculations!

Random said:
A project huh. I wonder what it could be...
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Speculation? Any?

Iceshadow said:
Awww, I knew I was gonna bite it first! Ha! Oh well still a good chapter/episode and I'm enjoying the regularity with which you update.

Keep it up Houde!
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You died?

Well, that's news to me.

ultimatedjf said:
Awesome stuff, Houde. I just read everything so far and I like it.
Hey, wasn't my UCFanfic character a Hulk look-alike....?
:)
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Yes, yes it is.

What does that have to do with Stuck, I haven't the foggiest.

Ice said:
Very cool stuff you got there. :)
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You seem to think you know something?

SPILL IT!

Hibiki said:
You misspelled helmet. helmut?
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I did

I'll go fix it now
 
Iceshadow said:
is Stuck completly plotted out or is it gonna be like the fanfic?
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As of right now, in my head anyways, I got a few 'episodes' plotted out. But unlike the Fanfic and all that, I'll just be adding them to this thread as I go along. So basically, Stuck is one long story, with chapters and all that, but I won't be spamming the forum.

But the end is not plotted out yet.

All I have to say is

Project
 
Houde: Damn, those boar burgers were great
GMaster: That was mean.
Houde: Mean? It tried to kill us? How is that, mean? Survival of the fittest man. Evolution, you hear of it?
Moony: For once, I shall agree with Houde on this matter, evolution rocks! And so do Boar burgers!
Houde: See, the little gay kid agrees with me
Moony: I'm not gay. I'm on this cruise to pick up hot chicks.
Houde: Whatever
GMaster: What do you guys plan to do after this?

Houde, staring into the fire, saw, once again the white lab coat flapping in the wind. He stands up, the other occupants of the fire give him a weird look.

Project: Houde?
Houde: Project, GMaster, you're with me, everyone else stay here.

He heads towards the white flapping coat, which is on the forest line.

Houde: You guys see it?
Project: Yeah...what is it?
Houde: A lab coat.

Following it, the lab coat seems to dance on the outside of their vision, leading them deeper into the woods.

GMaster: You guys think this is safe?
Houde: Should be....
Project: 40 percent of rapings happen in the woods.
Houde: That's nice.
GMaster: You sure believe everyone is against you, don't you?

The lab coat settled on a patch of ground. Houde rushed over, Project following him, and checked it out. The lab coat had a name tag attached to it, "Aeroth".

Houde: No way....
Project: You know that guy?
Houde: Yea, he was my mentor.

Thawck!

Houde: Project, you okay?

He looked over to see GMaster standing above Project, holding a big branch.

GMaster: Guess what?

He hits Houde on the head, knocking him out. He takes out a walkie talkie, and radioes in.

GMaster: This is me, we got the scientist. He's at the position. You guys pick him up in five, I'll make a ruckus so everyone at the camp is confused, which shouldn't be too hard.

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Iceshadow awoke. He was in a small seat, his legs strapped, and his mouth was gagged. Looking around, he saw various articles, written in some foriegn language or another, and outside of his little cage was someone. His hair was long, unkempt, and he was loading an old style rifle.

Iceshadow: Mmm mmmhmhmmm mmhpph!

The man turned around to look at him.

Man: Hello Iceshadow, the name is Quicksilver, and I'm going to torture you to find out why you and your friends have decided to invade me little slice of heaven, okay?
Iceshadow: MMMMGPGMMP! GMMGOMJOMOMDOMDFOMDOJGH!
Quicksilver: I'm not called a crazy Brazillian for nothing, now am I?

End of the first part
 
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