Ultimate Central: The Fanfic - volume 6

Firstly, I only just now realized Bass posted #40 (and by just now, I mean an hour ago before I started reading it). Shame on me :oops: .

I blame work. It's the winter season for movies. With Potter and Narnia out, and King Kong coming this Wednesday... and since we are going back to late shows... I'll be busier than a Bennigan's cook on St. Patty's Day (thank god I do projection more than management).

Anyways... Just finished reading it, and OMG, that was the most awesome issue ever!!! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

I'm still soaking it in, but I thought Tog was simply brilliant. The whole interplay between DIrishB and Tog/TGO was my favorite part of this issue. The whole individual segments was nice as well, MWOF's being especially cool.

Overall, I sacrificed an extra hour of blessed sleep to finish the issue and type this post. But sleep is highly overrated.

So how long till the next issue? :mrgreen:
 
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Dr_Draco said:
I blame work. It's the winter season for movies. With Potter and Narnia out, and King Kong coming this Wednesday... and since we are going back to late shows... I'll be busier than a Bennigan's cook on St. Patty's Day (thank god I do projection more than management).

Nice analogy. :)

I'm still soaking it in, but I thought Tog was simply brilliant. The whole interplay between DIrishB and Tog/TGO was my favorite part of this issue. The whole individual segments was nice as well, MWOF's being especially cool.

The best part was me kicking TGO in his zombie balls.

So how long till the next issue? :mrgreen:

March, 2007. Bass is trying to live up to the precendent set by Millar and Hitch.
 
DIrishB said:
Nice analogy. :)

Well, I used to work at one, so I didn't have to think to hard about it ;).

The best part was me kicking TGO in his zombie balls.

Thee Great One: "Impressed, DiB? I can localise my body's explosions right from my fist into your face."
DIrishB: "Interesting. I can localise my foot into your balls."


LMAO, pure gold.

March, 2007. Bass is trying to live up to the precendent set by Millar and Hitch.

Well, at least it'll be out in time for my birthday :p.
 
thee great one said:
So I look at him and say "Who are you going to please with that slim thing"

So I leave while TGO has sick fantasies and beats off to the latest issue of supergirl.
 
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ProjectX2 said:
I wonder who's a good artist and is connected to the UC Fanfic...

*looks at Bass*

Plus, I did a university course in flash animation.

All I need Proj is a time machine so each day is actually a week long. Then you can have your beautiful flash animation.

So - you make me a fully functioning time machine, and I'll flash up the UC fanfic.

Dr Draco said:
I'm still soaking it in, but I thought Tog was simply brilliant. The whole interplay between DIrishB and Tog/TGO was my favorite part of this issue. The whole individual segments was nice as well, MWOF's being especially cool.

Just in case people don't know, the Tog/DIrishB relationship is ripped off of one of the best cartoons ever, Invader Zim. In it, Zim is an Irken alien and the worst invader of them all. To get rid of Zim, The Tallest (The Irken race is led by the tallest of their people) send him to an unknown planet (Earth) and pretend he's on a super secret mission. They also give him a robot called Gir. Gir is a broken Sir robot and is crazy. Zim is green and has no ears. His disguise consists of contact lenses painted to look like human eyes and a wig.

Only one kid in school, Dib (get it? how's that for synchronicity?), is aware Zim is an alien, and he can't believe no one else sees that Zim is an alien. So each episode, Zim tries to destroy Earth, and Dib tries to stop him. They generally both fail, in that Dib doesn't stop Zim, but it doesn't matter because Zim is so astoundingly bad at invading.

I was being very obvious about the whole thing (like Curly being "Cur" and being covered in gold like Homer in the Simpsons "Dog of Death" episode) so it's actually a big rip off - hence why its funny. The original is funny and I copied it. So if you've not seen Invader Zim, go see it. It's brilliant.

Dr Draco said:
Overall, I sacrificed an extra hour of blessed sleep to finish the issue and type this post. But sleep is highly overrated.

I agree. Which is why I'll be glad when #50 (which I'm tempted to call, "The Issue That Killed Bass") is done.

Dr Draco said:
So how long till the next issue?
DIrishB said:
March, 2007. Bass is trying to live up to the precendent set by Millar and Hitch.

Stop busting my balls I need them for sex... ah, bust away. I'm a slow dancer. No sex for me.

Actually, #41, if there's no problems, should be up Thursday, with the solit up tomorrow. That's plan for each week. #50 might be delayed if I can't get far enough ahead in time. We'll see.

Cheers guys for all the kind words. I'm really happy you guys enjoyed the first issue. Let's hope I can keep you interested up to and including #50.
 
Pandrio said:
Hey Bass, will all the covers be about the same size? It kind of works perfectly for wallpaper as ice mentioned.

That was the intention.

Originally they were 1024x768 but that doesn't work well on the forums, so I shrunk it so you don't need to scroll left to right to read the fic. The following issues' covers will be the same size as #40's.
 
I just figured out Houde is a serious issue if you keep up the comedy/serious/comedy/serious.

Excellent, Houde works as a serious character better than a comedy one.
 
Baxter said:
Okay, I hate to say this. I mean I hate, HATE, HATE to say this, but I don't get the dib bit.

In Invader Zim, the only person on the planet who realises Zim is an alien is a boy called Dib. Most of the episodes involve Zim trying to destroy Earth and Dib trying to foil that plan and expose Zim to the world as an alien. They always both fail. The world survives, but because Zim is inept, not because Dib saves it. And Dib always fails to prove Zim's an alien.

In a flash of insight, I was trying to work out who should notice Tog is Thee Great One and I realised that DIrishB, if turned into an acronym was D.I.B. (Drunk Irish Bastard) or... Dib. :D
 
ULTIMATE CENTRAL #41
"Binary Ethics"
All-villains issue! Step through the dark glass of morality and watch what happens when fueled by righteous anger, the villains of the Ultimate Central stories try to break away from the grip of Doctor Strangefate's Brotherhood. And it's about damned time!

Baxter discovers just what Doctor Strangefate has been hiding in his dungeon - the resurrected leader of the Cabinet, Goodwill! Enraged, Baxter leads a rescue mission, but things go awry and leads into the depths of cyberspace. Hunted and lost, a bizarre and strange chaos is unleashed. Can this new Cabinet avoid the the terror of the imperceptable, intangible, inaudible, inconceivable.... LURKERS?!

From the writer critics are calling "Bass", find all this, and more chilling sub-plots in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!
 
Ultimate Houde said:
This "Bass" writer seems to have a convoluted plot in mind.

Excellent.

It's really not convoluted at all. It's a very simple 'run away from the monster' story.
 
Yes, the Lurkers! I've been waiting for them to show up since I thought about J slaughtering them.
 
Bass said:
It's really not convoluted at all. It's a very simple 'run away from the monster' story.

I'm just trying to be the fanboy, thanks alot, I was about to come up with convoluted plot designs....

Unless, this is your way of keeping the truth from us!
 

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