Sacred&Profane
Well-Known Member
First of all, say "Loeb" twenty times really fast. That describes his overall quality. (I do pronounce it 'Lobe")
Second: this wasn't as bad as I had expected, but then, I expected Ultimates 3 quality...so even a forced enema is preferable.
The art is outstanding.
Third:
Okay.
Those opening pages are actually the worst of the bunch. After the maelstrom hits, we see:
A whale smash into the Baxter Building, pushing Ben off his lifter.
Johnny and Dr. Storm under water.
Yellowjacket smashing Avengers Manshion, shouting "Jan" (even though he was in the same ****ing room as her, and smashing the house pretty much eliminates any possibility of her hiding from the tidal wave).
Banner turning into Hulk and finding a Watcher, "Why is big Clock thing WATCHING Hulk?"
Kitty phases Peter out of the train car, says she'll watch everyone else while he goes and 'does his thing'
Angel finds Dazzler, drowned.
Tony saves Steve.
Sue has a hemmorage trying to block the next wave. Reed thinks it's Namor's fault for the wave; Thing comes up and tells him they may have lost Johnny AND Dr. Storm, and then Reed runs off to find Namor.
He finds Namor, who is all like "lol arrogant man i wuld nvr hert sue!" then Reed is like "Oky nock u out 4 no reason even tho u could use ur powerz 2 turn bk the wv."
Then we switch to Latveria, which is frozen solid with Ice- even the people, except for Doom, who is pissed off.
Cut to Xavier, suffering from a massive disturbance in the force, as millions cry out in terror...and then were silenced.Cyclops and Wolverine come to help him and he says that Hank, Kurt, and Dazzler are all dead.
(what a way to honor them- off screen deaths, especially for Hank, who we just got back)
Xavier psychically speaks to every surviving Hero and tells them to go to Asteroid M, where Magneto is no doubt expecting them. He says that this is a 'Doomsday Plan" Magneto once discussed, that Xavier never thought it wise to mention to anyone, even though Magneto is a ****ing lunatic.
Then we see the main teaser image, of Magneto in his throne with Thor's hammer.
"Yes, bring them, Charles. Bring Everyone, so I can tell them myself. For what they've done...THEY WILL HAVE TO PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!"
Next: IT GETS WORSE
Second: this wasn't as bad as I had expected, but then, I expected Ultimates 3 quality...so even a forced enema is preferable.
The art is outstanding.
Third:
Okay.
Those opening pages are actually the worst of the bunch. After the maelstrom hits, we see:
A whale smash into the Baxter Building, pushing Ben off his lifter.
Johnny and Dr. Storm under water.
Yellowjacket smashing Avengers Manshion, shouting "Jan" (even though he was in the same ****ing room as her, and smashing the house pretty much eliminates any possibility of her hiding from the tidal wave).
Banner turning into Hulk and finding a Watcher, "Why is big Clock thing WATCHING Hulk?"
Kitty phases Peter out of the train car, says she'll watch everyone else while he goes and 'does his thing'
Angel finds Dazzler, drowned.
Tony saves Steve.
Sue has a hemmorage trying to block the next wave. Reed thinks it's Namor's fault for the wave; Thing comes up and tells him they may have lost Johnny AND Dr. Storm, and then Reed runs off to find Namor.
He finds Namor, who is all like "lol arrogant man i wuld nvr hert sue!" then Reed is like "Oky nock u out 4 no reason even tho u could use ur powerz 2 turn bk the wv."
Then we switch to Latveria, which is frozen solid with Ice- even the people, except for Doom, who is pissed off.
Cut to Xavier, suffering from a massive disturbance in the force, as millions cry out in terror...and then were silenced.Cyclops and Wolverine come to help him and he says that Hank, Kurt, and Dazzler are all dead.
(what a way to honor them- off screen deaths, especially for Hank, who we just got back)
Xavier psychically speaks to every surviving Hero and tells them to go to Asteroid M, where Magneto is no doubt expecting them. He says that this is a 'Doomsday Plan" Magneto once discussed, that Xavier never thought it wise to mention to anyone, even though Magneto is a ****ing lunatic.
Then we see the main teaser image, of Magneto in his throne with Thor's hammer.
"Yes, bring them, Charles. Bring Everyone, so I can tell them myself. For what they've done...THEY WILL HAVE TO PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!"
Next: IT GETS WORSE
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