Celebrity Deaths (updated weekly)

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Re: The Thread Thus Far...

Are you the grammar equivalent of TOG (or is it TGO again and he can spell?)?

Please...you haven't been gone that long.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Well, thats a return post

 

[moonmaster]

You thought he was serious? It's called lulling humanity into a false sense of security.

More smoke-and-mirrors (hey that's a Neil Gaiman book), humanity watch out, for the day when we least expect it, the master of the moon will drop this "life-caring" facade. It will be a bad day and many penguins will die. I think Ice will go first.

He may sound harmless and even a man with a good cause, but don't fall for it. He is only a pawn of the Bass and we all know what that means. ("We all" meaning all the personalities of Pandrio, I'd guess you are already lost.)

Wow, people actually caring about what other people on the UC think. This must be part of Mooney's (and by that I mean Bass's) Grand Scheme (capitals for importance). And yes, this thread did end up revolving around ANS and not SI didn't it. (Those of you who thought Sports Illustrated are probably extremely lost now.)

I have a strange idea that the Grand Scheme will involve TOG.

Thank you Ice, I can now make this post. I may attempt to save you from Mooney when he rebells (using the blueprints of a plan from Bass, no doubt.).

Wow, I'm sick of people saying that I'm behind all kinds of conspiracies. Does anyone really think I'm smart enough to mastermind some ridiculous global conspiracy? I'd still have to say that the parts where you talk about me were the Highlight of your rant, but in My valid opinion, you're nuts and this Post proves it.
OBSERVATION SUBJECT THETA IS OVERSTEPPING THE BOUNDARIES OF HIS PROGRAMMING AND IS IN DANGER OF REACHING TERMINAL THOUGHT LEVELS. OBSERVATION SUBJECT THETA IS TO BE DELETED VIA SPACETIME FATE MANIPULATION. ALL 4DZETA TRANSLATORS SHOULD GET ON THIS IMMEDIATELY. ALL OTHER AGENTS SHOULD SET THEIR CEREBREAL CORTEX TO Ω OUTPUT AND CALIBRATE ALL DEFENSIVE NEURONS TO FOURTUNATO07 SYTEMATICS. MAY THE ANKH BE WITH YOU, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. THAT IS ALL.
...Hehe. Nuts.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

Well, if Moonie were behind a global conspiracy, I would totally offer him my virginity to help him forward his goals. In fact; he can have it anyway.

Marry me, moonmaster!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Well, if Moonie were behind a global conspiracy, I would totally offer him my virginity to help him forward his goals. In fact; he can have it anyway.

Marry me, moonmaster!

Your saying that because no one else is taking it from you

You poor poor soul

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I'm tempted to put this in the sports thread, because it needs an injection, but I suppose this is more appropriate.

Phillies coach John Vukovich died today.

All of our many East Coast members probably know more about him than I do.

 

[nigma]

all these sports people dieing so young. sad really.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Yeah.

To update, Vukovich also managed the Cubs for two games, which I totally had no idea about. His name did sound familiar though.

 

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His name did sound familiar though.

There was a Pete Vukovich who pitched for a few years.

I remember him because I had a baseball card of him and he looked like some kind of supervillain. He looks really creepy, like a vampire or something.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Here's a quote:

"Of course, as pastimes go, baseball is much more erudite than hockey. A gentleman's game, born in rich green fields and deeply woven into the very cultural fabric of our country. Yet you only need to stare at a photo of Pete Vukovich for so long to realize the sport also has a dark underbelly, which exposes itself from time to time in the form of baseball memorabilia shows... and fights."

(highlights mine)

from this website

 

[E]

Here's a quote:

"Of course, as pastimes go, baseball is much more erudite than hockey. A gentleman's game, born in rich green fields and deeply woven into the very cultural fabric of our country. Yet you only need to stare at a photo of Pete Vukovich for so long to realize the sport also has a dark underbelly, which exposes itself from time to time in the form of baseball memorabilia shows... and fights."

(highlights mine)

from this website

:lol:

I wish I had a clue where that card might be. If I come across it I'll scan it.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

:lol:

I wish I had a clue where that card might be. If I come across it I'll scan it.

Please do, I couldn't find a picture of him within three minutes so I gave up. I did come across his charicature on a Brewers placemat, however.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I've got more than a feeling that Brad Delp, the lead singer of Boston died.

Boston's first album is one of the greatest of all time. Almost every song was a single.

 

[E]

I've got more than a feeling that Brad Delp, the lead singer of Boston died.

Boston's first album is one of the greatest of all time. Almost every song was a single.

Indeed.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Another wrestler.

Bad News Brown.

Don't have a link, sorry.

 

[Dancanread]

So, um, Richard Jeni killed himself?? Haven't seen this anywhere else yet, cause i guess he was just found a little while ago (if it's true) but here you go..

Richard Jeni found dead

 

[Pandrio]

So, um, Richard Jeni killed himself?? Haven't seen this anywhere else yet, cause i guess he was just found a little while ago (if it's true) but here you go..

Richard Jeni found dead

They're arguing about whether or not this is accurate at Wikipedia.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Why, Platypus Man, Why?!

 

[Planet-man]

anic::cry:

He was one of the best stanup comedians ever. Why would he do this? I hope this isn't true.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I miss Mitch Hedberg.


ANOTHER wrestler now, Ernie Ladd also dead.


Also, john Inman, British sitcom star, dead.

I used to watch Are You Being Served? when I was a kid, but don't remember much of it.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Creative of Doom Patrol, and one time X-Men writer Arnold Drake died.

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=104833

 

[moonmaster]

Creative of Doom Patrol, and one time X-Men writer Arnold Drake died.

No link, sorry.

.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Huh.

That was an interesting life. Can't wait for the TV movie.

Well, it's coming!

Also, apparently Brad Delp was a suicide.

 

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Also, apparently Brad Delp was a suicide.

Sad.

Bowie Kuhn (former MLB commish) died the other day.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Sad.

Bowie Kuhn (former MLB commish) died the other day.

Oh yeah, the guy who brought free agency to baseball. . .

Thanks.

 

[Planet-man]

In honour of Richard Jeni, one of his best routines:

Richard Jeni deconstructs Jaws IV: The Revenge

 

[Joe Kalicki]

You know, I always thought Richard Jeni worked better as a punchline than a comedian.

I actually still do.

The Howard Stern Show got some mileage out of him the other day. And those were his friends.

Still, he filled a niche of clean comedians that's getting rarer and rarer.

I hope Kevin Meaney isn't next!

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Sinbad is not dead!

 

[moonmaster]

Dammit! Guess I'll just have to try again.

*picks up sniper rifle*

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Stuart Rosenberg, director of Cool Hand Luke and The Amityville Horror died.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/19/obit.rosenberg.ap/index.html