Law & Order: Ultimate Central

[Doc Comic]

"And you're lucky I haven't shot you yet." :lol:

 

[moonmaster]

ULTIMATE CENTRAL.
FAN FIC FORUM.
10.30 PM.
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DUHN-DUHN!
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I'm going to write one of these tonight. And I reserve the right to introduce myself.

 

[ultimatedjf]

Awesome first part! Made my day.

 

[Bass]

It even has the "Dun-Dun"! This is absolute greatness - especially the E stuff. :lol:

The fact I'm already a regular is brilliant. In everyone else's face.

Please don't kill me off, Houde.​

I'm looking forward to more. Hell, I may even have a go.

 

[DIrishB]

There's no way this is a spinoff of UC: The Fanfic, that's something completely different. No one has super powers in this, this is just for fun.

I agree.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Well, I did have a scene I was going to intro you in Moon, since you are a regular and all, but if you want to intro yourself, that's fine.

Tomorrow morning, the intro of ProjectX2, JTG, Nur, MWoF, and various others.

 

[E]

It even has the "Dun-Dun"!

I always thought it was more of a "bloop BLOOP!" than a "DUN DUN".

 

[ProjectX2]

Haha, this is great. Moon should always write UC: The Fanfic, and Houde should always write this.

 

[E]

Haha, this is great. Moon should always write UC: The Fanfic, and Houde should always write this.

Agreed.

 

[DIrishB]

Well, I did have a scene I was going to intro you in Moon, since you are a regular and all, but if you want to intro yourself, that's fine.

Tomorrow morning, the intro of ProjectX2, JTG, Nur, MWoF, and various others.

I hope I'm included in the "various others".

I always thought it was more of a "bloop BLOOP!" than a "DUN DUN".

Nah, its definitly a DUN DUN.

BLOOP BLOOP would be like a big raindrop hitting water or something.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

DUN DUN

ProjectX2 was sitting at his desk, which, in the typical overworked old, laomst retired police sargent, was overflowing with papers. Right now, he was interviewing the past nights arrests. A person dressed like a gangsta from the West Side, was sitting across from him.

ProjectX2: So, name?
SlimJim: Slimizzle Jizzle Bizzle
ProjectX2: What?
SlimJim: That's my name ho!
ProjectX2: I have no idea what your saying...
SlimJim: That's becausizzle, I'm
ProjectX2 (interrupting): I don't care, let's skip the name, where are you from?
SlimJim: The West SIIIIIDDEEEEE!
ProjectX2: West Coast would have sufficed. Now, what where you arrested for?
SlimJim: I was dissing some assizzle, fo' sure, so I popped a cap in his ***, you know?
ProjectX2: I really don't

Houde and Bass walked over.

Houde: Oh, sorry ProjectX2, didn't know you were interviewing right now, bad time?
ProjectX2: What did you arrest this guy for?
Houde: Oh, SlimJim
ProjectX2: That's his name?
Houde: Yeah, I brought him in for public nudity. He was flashing old folks down at the home.
SlimJim: Aww mannnn, I told you not to tell that to people. What the hell, I have an image you know.
Houde: Constable, get him out of here, we need to talk to ProjectX2

SlimJim gets taken away, grumbling to himself.

Bass: He confuses me.

Houde takes a donut from ProjectX2 desk.

Houde: Bass, show him the case.

Bass hands over the folder, which he quickly scans.

ProjectX2: Yeah, and why do want my help?
Bass: We need a list of usual suspects.
ProjectX2: Okay then.

He types a few things into his computer.

ProjectX2: Here ya go.
Houde: Thanks ProjectX2.

They walk off.

And two more cops walk up, dragging a man with an oversized head to the desk.

ProjectX2: Nurhachi, Manwithoutfear, who's it going?
Nurhachi: We just caught this guy, he was doing very inapprioate things.
Manwithoutfear: Yeah, to a mannequin
Quagmire: Diggity diggity!
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Houde and Bass get ina squad car, Bass in the passenger seat, Houde driving.

Houde: So, who's the first suspect?
Bass: JTG
Houde: Him? This has nothing to do with fanfics or lesbians though?
Bass: I know, but the money amount stolen was 9 dollars and forty seven cents.

Houde stares at Bass with his mouth open for a minute.

Houde: So?
Bass: Don't question me, hit the gas!
Houde: I don't understan...
Bass: That's why I'm the Nexus, I tell you what to do,
Houde: Oh....okay

A few minutes pass in silence

Houde: You want to grab some coffee first?
Bass: Yeah, why not.

The stop at the nearest coffee shop.

Commercial break

 

[DIrishB]

Nice. Good to see you're posting your chapters in a timely manner...ahem, Moonmaster, ahem.

good stuff Houdey, keep it up!

 

[roguefan]

Great stuff, love reading this!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I try

And the next one won't be until Monday, some of us don't have computer access at home

Bastards...

Anyways, there is more on JTG, Nur and MWoF interview DIrishB for something, and E yells at more cops for fun.

 

[DIrishB]

I try

And the next one won't be until Monday, some of us don't have computer access at home

Bastards...

Anyways, there is more on JTG, Nur and MWoF interview DIrishB for something, and E yells at more cops for fun.

Awesome...lemme guess, I get busted for possession.

 

[E]

and E yells at more cops for fun.

I love those parts.

 

[Caduceus]

Houde: So, who's the first suspect?
Bass: JTG
Houde: Him? This has nothing to do with fanfics or lesbians though?

Awesome. Great stuff.

 

[slimjim]

Thats my name HO:lol:

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Okay, intros in the next episode are as follows

JTG (official)
DIrishB
Doc Comic

 

[Doc Comic]

I have a feeling this next issue is going to be very biased.