Ultimates 3 #1-5 discussion [Loeb/Madureira] [spoilers]

[Lynx]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

Can you and Lynx explain a bit more what you mean, since I'm not fully understanding what you guys are thinking is going to happen. :?

I dunno. For some reason, I think the Ultimate Universe spun out of 616. Either by some sort of cosmic event or by some experiment. And then, I think the 616 universe is finally going to notice the Ultimate U and are going to do something about it.

 

[Langsta]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

It's too early to call it bad or dismiss it.

I know this thread is about issue #1, so I'm using spoiler tags.

This is from Marvel Previews December for February 2008:

Spoiler

Spoiler

ULTIMATES 3 #3 (of 5)
"Sex, Lies, and DVD" continues with "SIBLINGS" - the true(?) origin of Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch! What horrible secret have these two shared and how is it now exposed? Does it hold a clue to solving the murder at the Ultimates' mansion? This issue guest stars Wolverine and uncovers the past....marching us closer to ULTIMATUM! The all-new epic saga of the Ultimates continues with superstars Jeph Loeb, Joe Maduruririearirieiaiarjakldjklafjkljadfjoalfnklfklsnjeira, and Chris Lichtner leading the way!

Does that change your mind?

Why is Loeb making a big deal out of this incest thing? Please tell me that that isn't the "horrible secret" that Wanda and Pietro have shared.

Also, I went to the comic book store yesterday and flipped through the first issue. I didn't buy it, but some poor soul in front of me bought TWO copies.

 

[moonmaster]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

From the creators of the Civil war parody, its the Ultimates Vol. 3 parody:

http://www.4thletter.net/?p=746

:lol:

"Wasn't I supposed to be Asian?"

I didn't even notice how White Jan looked.

And looking at that first 2-page spread again, doesn't it look like Thor is punching himself?

 

[Langsta]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

It's funny, on that first page, when they're watching the sex tape, they're all sitting together in front of this theater like it's ****ing home-movie night or something.

 

[moonmaster]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

"This is really disgusting Tony. I can't believe this...Wait, wait, rewind to that part where she's all like 'AWW-OOOHH!' That was great."

 

[Bass]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

I dunno. For some reason, I think the Ultimate Universe spun out of 616. Either by some sort of cosmic event or by some experiment. And then, I think the 616 universe is finally going to notice the Ultimate U and are going to do something about it.

Hurm.

Spoiler

Does that change your mind?

Why is Loeb making a big deal out of this incest thing? Please tell me that that isn't the "horrible secret" that Wanda and Pietro have shared.

Also, I went to the comic book store yesterday and flipped through the first issue. I didn't buy it, but some poor soul in front of me bought TWO copies.

Spoiler

Maybe they're not brother and sister? ****, I don't care. It won't be anything good.

 

[Langsta]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

"This is really disgusting Tony. I can't believe this...Wait, wait, rewind to that part where she's all like 'AWW-OOOHH!' That was great."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It does look like they're going to bust out some popcorn. Wanda is fondling Pietro, caressing him....

Spoiler

Maybe they're not brother and sister? ****, I don't care. It won't be anything good.

:lol:

 

[Lynx]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

Spoiler

Maybe they're not brother and sister? ****, I don't care. It won't be anything good.

Spoiler

Could be why Magneto always shrugged off Pietro. Maybe he knew?

 

[ultimatedjf]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

I just read the CIVIL WAR parody.

Seriously - I would pay for these comics in the shop.

Same here.

 

[Langsta]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

Spoiler

Could be why Magneto always shrugged off Pietro. Maybe he knew?

Spoiler

Yeah but it's more likely that Wanda isn't Magneto's kid. Naturally silver hair is a rare find.

 

[Grocer Man]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

I know this thread is about issue #1, so I'm using spoiler tags.

This is from Marvel Previews December for February 2008:

Spoiler

Does that change your mind?

Why is Loeb making a big deal out of this incest thing? Please tell me that that isn't the "horrible secret" that Wanda and Pietro have shared.

Also, I went to the comic book store yesterday and flipped through the first issue. I didn't buy it, but some poor soul in front of me bought TWO copies.

Because Wanda would eventually give birth to Ultimate Onslaught.

Obviously.

It'd be like a cross-eyed Magneto thing.

 

[moonmaster]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

Spoiler

Why are we using spoiler tags? Isn't this a spoiler thread?

 

[E]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

Yeah, the only spoilers that should be marked are those for other books.

 

[Langsta]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

Spoiler

Because Wanda would eventually give birth to Ultimate Onslaught.

Obviously.

Loeb is Ultimate Onslaught.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BBBBUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNIIIIINNNNNAAAAATTTTTEEEEDDDDD!!!!

FEEL THE BURNINATION!

 

[Bass]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

:lol:

Spoiler

Why are we using spoiler tags? Isn't this a spoiler thread?

More importantly: surely it's just plain silly to think one could SPOIL Ultimates 3?

 

[moonmaster]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

:lol:



More importantly: surely it's just plain silly to think one could SPOIL Ultimates 3?

:lol:

"You won't believe it, Pietro and Wanda are a couple!!"

"Yeah. That's not a surprise."

"Um. Venom shows up."

"Why?"

"I don't know...Uh...Scarlet Witch gets shot."

"Meh."

 

[E]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

Loeb is Ultimate Onslaught.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BBBBUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNIIIIINNNNNAAAAATTTTTEEEEDDDDD!!!!

FEEL THE BURNINATION!

More importantly: surely it's just plain silly to think one could SPOIL Ultimates 3?

:lol:

 

[Foolsfolly]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

I know this thread is about issue #1, so I'm using spoiler tags.

This is from Marvel Previews December for February 2008:

Spoiler

Does that change your mind?

Why is Loeb making a big deal out of this incest thing? Please tell me that that isn't the "horrible secret" that Wanda and Pietro have shared.

Also, I went to the comic book store yesterday and flipped through the first issue. I didn't buy it, but some poor soul in front of me bought TWO copies.

That thing for issue 3...yeah. I don't dig. This is really Loeb-bad, like his Wolverine run...which also dealt with a retcon and secret pasts...and that ended up making Wolverine not believe in evolution and him being a wereperson...tribesmen...something that will never be mentioned outside of those issues again.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

That thing for issue 3...yeah. I don't dig. This is really Loeb-bad, like his Wolverine run...which also dealt with a retcon and secret pasts...and that ended up making Wolverine not believe in evolution and him being a wereperson...tribesmen...something that will never be mentioned outside of those issues again.

Also, he's a good guy because he has dark hair, and Sabretooth is a bad guy because he is blonde.

 

[Hibiki]

Re: Ultimates 3 #1 spoiler/discussion

Also, he's a good guy because he has dark hair, and Sabretooth is a bad guy because he is blonde.

the only good thing to come of that arc was sabretooths bloody head in the snow. that sword actually belongs to me.