Ultimate Central: The Fanfic - Volume 9

[Ultimate Houde]

Cool. They look good.

Nice issue, too.

You use me for my images, don't you?

Awwww. I'm such a lovable retard.

And that's why we love you

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Am I in it yet?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Next issue you ******* whiner

My god

I hate you

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Next issue you ******* whiner

My god

I hate you

If you write me the same way Langsta did, I swear I will **** you so hard in the ***. . .

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Well, your a prententious stuck up ******* in it, is that good?

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Well, your a prententious stuck up ******* in it, is that good?

Those are my most endearing qualities. . .

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Good, I'm glad you're happy

It was keeping me up for days you know

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Coming next Wednesday, the continuation of VVD's adventure. Now with McCheese they head towards Joilet, and there, they encounter Joe Kalicki, who says he simply knows stuff. But an old friend and boss of VVD is waiting in Joilet, and plans on taking Joe Kalicki for himself. But is someone who simply knows stuff good in a fight?

And in the back up story, TGO and Curly heads across the street to find out what TGO's legs have been up too.

 

[Iceshadow]

Yes!

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I can't wait to see what Houde thinks Joliet is like.

 

[McCheese]

I can't wait to see what Houde thinks Joliet is like.

He'll write it the same way I've described it, a horrid ****hole.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

He'll write it the same way I've described it, a horrid ****hole.

I swear, you have to go over the bridge at some point. . .

 

[McCheese]

I swear, you have to go over the bridge at some point. . .

. . . No.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

. . . No.

It's like two different cities! It's quite nice by me.

 

[Hibiki]

what is joliet so I can see why McFunk is so uptight about?

 

[McCheese]

It's like two different cities! It's quite nice by me.

Lies!

what is joliet so I can see why McFunk is so uptight about?

It's. A. ****hole.

'nuff said.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

what is joliet so I can see why McFunk is so uptight about?

It's where I live, and it's a beautiful city until you go over the bridge where it becomes a South Side Chicago-esque slum.

 

[McCheese]

It's where I live, and it's a beautiful city until you go over the bridge where it becomes a South Side Chicago-esque slum.

And both sides smell like ***. Joe will deny this up and down, but that's just because he's used to it.

 

[Random]

And both sides smell like ***. Joe will deny this up and down, but that's just because he's used to it.

hmm he smelled at philly but he said it was because he didn't get a chance to shower....

 

[McCheese]

hmm he smelled at philly but he said it was because he didn't get a chance to shower....

Joliet lingers on you like old person wreak. You have to wash your car as soon as you leave Joilet or the paint will peel off.