I like Killer Moth.![]()
Killer Moth gets invited twice a year to different costumed villain shindigs because they confuse him with Firefly.
He's yet to correct their mistake.
Killer Moth spends most nights home alone with his two cats.
They're very fussy.
Killer Moth read about Batman in a newspaper while in prison and upon release, decided to become an Anti-Batman for no other reason than because he was bored.
Upon his first encounter with Batman, he plunges 1,000 feet into water and survives. During his second encounter, he learns Batman's secret identity.
He also blackmails Robin into taking his daughter to the prom.
Killer Moth is awesome.
Killer moth's greatest scheme was getting his daughter laid by a supes? Was she fat?
Killer Moth read about Batman in a newspaper while in prison and upon release, decided to become an Anti-Batman for no other reason than because he was bored.
Upon his first encounter with Batman, he plunges 1,000 feet into water and survives. During his second encounter, he learns Batman's secret identity.
He also blackmails Robin into taking his daughter to the prom.
Killer Moth is awesome.
Have they ever announced a release date for this or New Ultimates?
(don't worry, I'm not going to buy either title. I just find it amusing that they announced this ages ago and i haven't heard when it supposed to be released.)
Have they ever announced a release date for this or New Ultimates?
(don't worry, I'm not going to buy either title. I just find it amusing that they announced this ages ago and i haven't heard when it supposed to be released.)
We'll see both of them in Spring, 2010 (sometime around April or May).
...a brand new character whose identity will leave jaws on the floor and change the Ultimate Universe forever.
Loeb is bad. I just hope it turns out okay! That's all im asking, just okay, not great, just okay.
Four variant covers. Wow.
No.
And your not fooling me.... You're a Loeb Fan!
I'll get the torches
Thanks McCarthy
Isn't Cable supposed to be Wolverine?
I wouldn't be surprised if Loeb asked for that cover to mislead people, the young boy being in fact a "bone master" with a regenerative factor limited to the "external" layout of his body.
Spyke?
Four variant covers?? Plus the original cover?? Five total?
That's what Marvel calls 'Loebometrics'
Take any 5 people that might buy a comic.
Now make the comic be written by Loeb. Three of the people will have enough kitty litter (or be willing to spring for the good stuff), and therefore not buy the comic. One person will not know any better, and like the pretty pictures. One person will be that annoying person who thinks they will appear as a 'serious collector' if they buy every variant, but instead will look like a 'serious tool' to people who like comics.
So - readership down 60%, sales up 20% - With fewer, dumber people to please, more money can be made. Its called 'Loebometrics'.
Often other genius marketing moves are employed on 'Loebomites' - things that are brilliantly subtle - almost imperceptible - they can include:
-making people act completely out of established roles for no reason - you know, like in real life
-making characters use the most famous line from a well-known movie ('Come with me if you want to live') without the slightest hint of irony, passing it off as your own
-making all major characters the same primary colour (great for ink discounts)
-making wacky, zany things happen that fly in the face of decades of continuity, in a childishly insulting way (like having a brand new character show off his power by punching God, and making him say 'ouchie-wowie')
Loebometrics.
Seriously.
Its a rule - like the one about eating food that fell on the floor. Or the one that says if you find one of those old machines with the loop of filthy cotton towel in a mall rest room, its OK to use, but only on your face and/or tongue
Four variant covers?? Plus the original cover?? Five total?
That's what Marvel calls 'Loebometrics'
Take any 5 people that might buy a comic.
Now make the comic be written by Loeb. Three of the people will have enough kitty litter (or be willing to spring for the good stuff), and therefore not buy the comic. One person will not know any better, and like the pretty pictures. One person will be that annoying person who thinks they will appear as a 'serious collector' if they buy every variant, but instead will look like a 'serious tool' to people who like comics.
So - readership down 60%, sales up 20% - With fewer, dumber people to please, more money can be made. Its called 'Loebometrics'.
Often other genius marketing moves are employed on 'Loebomites' - things that are brilliantly subtle - almost imperceptible - they can include:
-making people act completely out of established roles for no reason - you know, like in real life
-making characters use the most famous line from a well-known movie ('Come with me if you want to live') without the slightest hint of irony, passing it off as your own
-making all major characters the same primary colour (great for ink discounts)
-making wacky, zany things happen that fly in the face of decades of continuity, in a childishly insulting way (like having a brand new character show off his power by punching God, and making him say 'ouchie-wowie')
Loebometrics.
Seriously.
Its a rule - like the one about eating food that fell on the floor. Or the one that says if you find one of those old machines with the loop of filthy cotton towel in a mall rest room, its OK to use, but only on your face and/or tongue
There's no such thing as Italians, just decendents of Wolverine.